| Show THERE SHE BLOWS GLAD GLADSOME FOOTBALL SEAS SEASON COMES COMESUP UP A AGAIN AGAl 1 l M JT far 1 TIME FOR MOLESKINS f AND ARNICA BANDAGES f fAND AND PIGSKIN AT HAND f 4 Utah Varsity Footballers After Rock Rocky Mountain Conference Confer Confer- ence Championship Rag This Year Coach N Norgren I Returns Next Week First Practice September 14 JOHNNY BREATHED WILL ASSIST AGAIN Ii Hes He's in Again Rah Rali Rah flah Hah Rah Zip Doom BoomS Bah Old familiar sound Sec See cm om wince Bring the splints Call Coll the tho doctors round Mamas Mama's bo boy Pride and Joy Laid out In the tho fray Five Fhe ribs broke Whit What a Joke Dandy work Hurray Kick their hin shins Break their chins Tie Tic em In a knot Beat Deat cm em up uP Eat em Up P. P Drag Draft em ern round tho the lot loL Smash tho the line lino Gee Geo That's fine Let no man escape Kill the ends end Make their friends Put on yards ards of ot crepe Do your worst Do It first Flit Fill cm em full of fear Rah Rah flah Rah Bali Rah Zip Boom Bah Football seasons season's near she he Blows Blos Tho The gladsome THEnE JL 1 season Is doming up for air again Looms up In tho the o offing a n squad of ot huskies getting out their moleskins moleskin with the mud of the 1915 1913 season still clinging to them Tanbark and arnica adhesive tape tapo and bandages Iodine lodino and liniments all nIl are ara preparing for tho first call of rookies for tor the gridiron regiments of or tho various schools and colleges tho the countr country over Hero In Utah already the old students of the Institutions of ot learning learning- are arc turnIng turnIng turning turn- turn Ing Ing- their thou thoughts to the gridiron game sometimes more moro appropriately called the fall game not game not because Its It's played In the fall tan sc season on but for mon many other reasons For or Instance ono one falls so many times while playing Then again ln the girls all fall for the husky husk heroes who carvo carve their niche In footballs football's footballs football's footballs football's foot foot- balls ball's hall of fame tame many times being carved canoed b by tho the sawbones gaining their niche Anyway tho the rah rah roh boys bors from green-eyed green fresh freshmen n who havo have not yet et been inside the tho college halls to grave seniors who ho are aro planning planning- their pursuits following their graduation n In Inthe Inthe inthe the spring spring many many of oC them fern with dreams of ot master ster courses at you know know are are talking eating and dreamIng dreaming dream dream- In ing C football But though tho the all crave Information concerning the 1916 prospects prospects prospects pros pros- for a a. winner Inner at the University of ot Utah the first real line lino on tho the Crimsons Crimson's chances chancos will vIll be gained next week week when Coach leaves the corner of State and La Salle Sl and hl bias hies himself to Salt Lake to take charge of or his athletes Breathed Will Return With Norgren will como come Johnny Johnn Breathed his able assistant of ot last season who vho will again aid the tho chief mentor In drilling football sense and tricks Into tho the players Sons of the Crimson will tell you ou that If It Utah Is over ever er to win the Rocky mountain conference championship championship- that g goal al of all ambitious athletes In Inthis Inthis Inthis this section that section that time Is now It Is la figured on figured on straight dope of course courso- that Utah will put the best Sleven deven In years In tho field this fall Cub reporters who between beh moments of or grinding out lines of or sport gossip by pounding the keys of or the tho typewriter with th the middle finger Iner of each hand pauso to practice now noss is tho the time for foi all nIl good men etc halt In ln their ef efforts efforts efforts ef- ef forts to obtain typing speed to gossIp gossip gossip gos gos- sip about the chances of or the Crimson and all are firm In their belief bellet that Utah Is the one the only In fact big contender for tho the Rock Rocky mountain title Callow youths not yet et out of high school who plan some day da- dato to bo be side In with them and Its It's Impossible to get an unbiased estimate estl- estl mate mato of or Utah's gridiron strength Did some one SR say Wh Why not ask some neutral Neutral Theres There's no such animal Apropos of the outlook however r. r as ns tho regular re-gular writers would v say Its It's not at nt all as ae bright as some followers of football would have you OU Imagine In thc tho tho first place Mark Gardner low- low running running- smashing hard fullback of last season ma may not return to school i this thin season Ills His absence alone will put a dent In the Crimsons Crimson's chances Goodrich h Ill IJ e Then too Bill star tackle has heard the call of the wild in the shape shapo of or a civil engin engineering penchant which will ilI take him to Michigan to learn the niftiest wa way to sharpen surveying sur- sur vo stakes with a hand axe and Just how one should probe mother earth in quest for tor a a. section corner monument Ills vacancy will be a a. hard hartl one to fill Gardners Gardner's absence from tho the up line-up will not bo be caused by an any ambition to learn how to locate the thc true meridian by b- busIng using a eolar solar attachment to an engineers engineer's engineers engineer's en en- transit Far be It from such He Ha was perfectly satisfied to worry along at Utah allowing such knowledge knowl knowl- edge edgo as came his way to sink Into his brain hut doctors say pay 1 no The Tho husk husky fullback Is in Butte donL suffering suffer suffer- trig Ins from sore eore eyes and has been ordered or- or dared dered to lay off oCt the the education education and ath- ath letlo stuff for an entire year yar ar And when you ou ask those confident youths who feel sure suro that Utah's hop hopes s of t f copping this se season on aro are brightest of an any year ear Just who the they figure on to replace replace- Piggy Ward ard Darrell Darrell Dar- Dar DarI I rell Gardner Albert Roy i Mcintyre Snake Parry and Lloyd Llod Crouch you ou see sec that confident smile fade and a 1 frown streak their brows Kay for tor lIa Harold Ka Kay who starred last season season sea sea- eason ea- ea son as captain of tho freshman eleven i IB I believed the most likely contender for tor tho the place left lett vacant b by Piggy Yar Ward Vard Kay is a good ground gainer gainor and with more experience should develop develop de de- de into a valuable man Good Goodwin ln a 3 husk husky freshman treshman who last year rear terrorized tho the varsity nult line lino no with ith his deadly attack is expected to re replace replace replace re- re place Goodwin Is a n. youngster oung but has shown un any amount I I II of class and gives promise of developIng developing develop- develop I I ing Ine- Into a a. steady player Carlson an- an anI I other frosh frosli also alsos Is s being considered as a candidate for tor a 1 position on th the tho line f. f Pat King brimming over with op optimism op- op It and pepper arrived d In Salt t Lake Lako last week A five minute talk with King ICing antI and tho greatest unbeliever t becomes convinced that Thanksgiving da day will see ee tho the carting 1 around tho the tI title tIe of ot Rock Rocky mountain I champions W Tho The first official practice at nt Utah will be held September it 11 U. Prior to that time however the anxious huskies hug hus I kles kies who cant can't wait walt until Coach Norgren Nor- Nor i gron gren takes charge of affairs will get tet In some Rome unofficial practice at rolling on ott tho the ball punting etc t Late In the first regular reg game will be played California's hus- hus v. v kles kIes under tho the care cara of or And Andy Smith Mahan Milian and Don Wallace Invading In SnIt Salt p Lake to clash with tho the And nd Nor Norgren en promises that when that time arrive Utah will bo be ready realy Letsgo Lots Lets go |