Show U u EDITORS ARE ARC Rc CHOSEN FLON I STAFF I TOBE TO BE NAMED iP LATER LATERA iX A editors of OZ the University Chronicle staff for this year Upper left Theron Parmalee right Ambrose McGarry and Daniel Y Spencer I 4 1 Y 4 i I 1 A LECTION of the board of editors E ELECTION hi for this years year's Chronicle staff at It atthe the University of oC Utah has been made m b by Hermon Hormon Wells managing edi- edi tor or The new staff members are aro Daniel Y Spencer advertising manager manager manager man man- ager Theron Parmalee associate editor edi- edi tor or Ambrose Ambroso McGarry associate editor edi- edi tor or and Albert Paul paulh special writer Air Mr Ir Spencer is is' isa a sophomore omoro and distinguished die dis himself on the Chronicle staff taff last year car under tho the title of Den Yen Sen He Ho has had considerable experience In the advertising line havIn haying hav- hav In ing ng been connected with the business end of the staff stott of or the Gold and Blue the school paper of the tho L. L D. D 8 S. S U U. and with other private te advertising advertising- ven von tures turcs I a Parmalee Is a junior and received his first Journalistic training on the Red fled and Black Wack staff of the Salt Lake high school He was associated with the Chronicle staff last year car In tho the Capacity of oC reporter McGarry has been a n. constant contributor to the tho Pen tho the literary magazine of tho school and last year was senior re reporter reporter reporter re- re porter on tho the Chronicle Ills His work then practically assured him his present pros pre ent position He is a senior and al although although although al- al though ho io received an A A. A B B. B degree last year will return to the university to take up first year law course Next y year ar he intends entering Columbia to pursue his law studies there Tho first issue of the Chronicle will wilt appear on en tho the campus September Other members of oC the staff staC wil bo be bocho cho chosen en by competition 0 liE UK l HO IT During tho recitation of ot a n colle college olleo o class in natural p philosophy the professor professor pro pro- fessor lessor observed a tall lank lanky youth In Ina Ina a rear seat scat his hia head drooping his body relaxed his eyes ees half closed and his legs lI encumbering an adjacent aisle Mr Frazer said the professor 01 Tho The freshman opened his ey eyes s slowly slowly slow Blow ly Iy but did not change his hie pose poso Mr fr Frazer Prazer what Is 15 work L Everything is work was the th drawling dra rep reply Sir exclaimed the professor protessor do you OU mean to tell me mc that Is ts a reasonable reasonable reason reason- able answer t to to- tomy my question Z Yc Yea sir ir Then I 1 take tako it that you would lIke the class to believe that this desk is w work ork 2 I ies ur-es sir replied the youth wearily It Is woodwork JOKER LOSES LOSIS LEG Stevens I Point Wis Vis Sept it ore Or Or Orphaned and left to his own devices 19 year Frank Sliwa has lost one of his legs le s JIB as a the result of an accident following a Joke Joko He Ho was wal running away from a deaf dear mute employee of or the Polonia sawmill thinking the other In Intended intended In- In tended punishing him for tor a D. practical Joke In Jumping over a a bolt belt his overalls over over- alls alis caught on a shaft and his lila limb was so o badly crushed that It was waK necessary necessary ne ne- ne- ne ces ory to amputate It above tho the knee The Tho ho boy Is pow now a. a town hare charge It N J I i I I f j r rIt It A TU DElAY DEI YI Y I Iwas was as sitting In tho the smoking room compartment next to two men who were ere discussing the advisability of ot buyIng buying buy- buy In Ing themselves a a. drink t One Ono of at them called caned tho the porter and aDd asked him If It It was possible to purchase liquor in that part of the tho country countr Yes Yes sali sah he replied you ou kin get Set It hero In New Mexico but not In Ari rl zona So the two began to plan what the they would ha have After Uter a number of at tentative tentative tenta tenta- tive suggestions they decided on a pair pall of ot hl highballs Porter ordered l the one ono who had first brought ht up the subject bring us two highballs highballs with ginger sins ale Cant have It It replied tho the porter Its It's a against the tho law sah Baho Why didn't you ou j t tell me a moment moment mo mo- mo- mo ment ago aso that we wo could Yes I r told you OU that but while yahl was makin up yo 0 mind we done crossed 1 tho lino IIno In into III to Arizona Aln v. v i |