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Show THE RICH COUNTY REAPER, RANDOLPH. UTAH Americas Most Exclusive Bathing Place & : ' VW ', - v," , -- CAP AND 'JJj MIGHT BE, A CATCH IN IT "1 dont know whether to use this or not, mused the ad VJhenEiod testimonial writer. Whats the matter with it? demanded the advertising manager. Well, explained the boss, the man writes ; I used to have three bald spots on the top of my head, but since using a bottle of your bair restorer I have only ope. Stray Stories. . GOBS OF EM An excellent air view of the most exclusive bathing place In the country Baileys beach at Newport Note the magnificent mansions and estates surrounding. The beach is at the little isthmus in the center. Gotham Is City Of the Missing More Thar; 23,000 Persons Disappeared in New York Last Year. New York. More tlnin 23,000 persons were sought us missing in New York city lust year, according to the annual report of the missing persons bureau of the police department made public recently. This is rhe highest number of cases reported hy the bu reau since its inception, according to inspector, Joseph Donovan, temporar ily in charge of tiiis phase of the po lice work. The figures for tlie current .year however, point to riie establishment of a still higher record for 1921). bureau officials said recently. More than 12. 000 persons have bceu reported miss ing so far this year, they said. An analysis of the report shows that of tiie 23.147 actual cases report ed for 1028. 22,420 cases were successfully concluded. This gives the missing persons bureau the excellent record ol 97.02 per cent' average of success. Inspector Donovan pointed oui that tiie average, rate of, success in this work usually comes near 90 . per cent. 17.C50 Are Located. The recapitulation of all rhe cases In the report divides them into those originating within New York city und those coming from ottier cities On tiiis basis the 1928 report reveals that 17.458 men and women from' the five boroughs vanished. Tiie missing per sons bureau located 17.051) of these in various parts of tiie world, l'iie re mainder of the 28.IKK) for last year were handled either as unidentified dead or were reported to tiie bureau from out of .town police departments Of the 844 unidentified persons found dead witpin rhe environs of New York last year. 713 were identified. The missing persons bureau located 4.057 persons who ran away from homes outside of this city. A total of 4.745 out of town cases were turned over to the bureau during the year. This ta ves only 88 unaccounted for. Tiie actual work ot rhe bureau is handled by (apt. John H. Ayers with j j $ j vj staff consisting of 37 men and 6 women detectives. Captain Ayers ns sumed charge of this work In 1918. Since .Ids induction into office he has handled more than 200.000 runaways. Trailed 200,000 Runaways. The totals in the report do not Include criminals und fugitives from justice who are being sought by the police department on various charges The persons in whom this bureau is Interested are criminally inoffensive. Tiie police interest in them is limited to merely locating them for harassed relatives and finding out why they raD away. Inspector Donovan said. Many of tiie runaways have tried to get away from their poor environment. Inspector Donovan pointed out. They are in many instances children who have rebelled against a too rigid discipline by their parents or forced to flee overcrowded housing conditions of the poorer sections of the city. In about GO per cent of tiie cases they return of their own volition, having found that paddling their own canoe in strange waters was too severe a a task. The summer months always show a higher number of runaways.' The heat probably' stirs their wanderlust in tiie case of runaway children, the parents are often at fault because they forgh that children require a certain amount of lihertv. Has Pony 47 Years Old Marysville, Kan. An Indian pony believed to be forty-seve- n years old is owned by Michael Ueuger, a funnel near here. The animal is said to have been one of a herd purchased in 1885 by Charles Phillips. Although it cannot chew corn or prairie hay, the pony still eats oats and alfalfa, f is used to drive cows to and from pasture. New Woe for Flappers Dodge City, Kan. A new type of grasshopper plague has reached Kansas. Young women return from motor trips with holes In their stockings which they attribute to the big hoppers that fly into the cars. Revolver Shots Spur Hens, Farmer Discovers Stockholm. To make his bens lay twice as many eggs as usual, a Swedish farmer has found that nothing ac- celerates the process more than a couple of good revolver or rifle shots fired close to the henhouse. He' came upon his discovery by a strange incident. A road building company was blasting rocks near his farm, and while the noise was enervating to him, he found that It had another influence on the fowls; as long as the dynamiting went on, his 150 hens laid exactly double the number of eggs as before. When the excavation was finished, the egg crop immediately decreased to Its normal low level, wherefore the observant farmer let his trusty shotgun serve instead, and every morning took a couple of shots at nothing in particular. The hens responded with a record number of eggs. Iollce. however, third time. succeeded in persuading him that Miss Herman meant "no. : ; : dealers are authorized to rotund your money lor the first bottle if not suited n . , - ' v to Save Railroad Rule Or Change the Word Different Garnet Florida players the other day reported four perfect hands issued on a single deal at bridge. Bridge is an effete game. If in poker, for instance, four royal' flushes had been issued on a single deal, the facts would have been obtained from the survivors confession at the inquest of the other three. Arkansas Gazette. . Gulf Stream Temperature The temperature of the Gulf stream Is several degrees higher than that of neighboring oceans. Water has a reIt Is markably high heat capacity. four times that of air, five times that of earth. The water of the Gulf stream carries- Its accumulated heat, derived from the tropical sun, for a long time and to great distances, giving it out gradually to the air. - Light Plane in Demand The demand for light airplanes throughout England has outstripped the manufacturers ability to provide them. JCoon, the London traffic authorities comment, the problem of crowded roads will be solved by the light airplanes. Indignant Patron Really, Mr. you get dearer and dearer every day! Grocer Sh! mum. Not so loud! The wifes powerful jealous.' Gub-bin- s, PUZZLED Cornstalk Can Now Be Harvested J started for Me place a 4- -:- Super-Relaxatio- , Hen 1 wish I knew whether It would be a boy or girl before I go to the trouble to hatch it I Sound and. Sente How oft the careful statesman brings Loud music by the band. To hide his talk on lots of things He doesnt understand. Good Families at Least Mother We are going up to uncles farm for a visiL Daughter Has uncle any nice neighbors? Mother Oh, yes ; Ive often heard him speak highly of the Holsteins and the Guernseys. - &;! 4 All . . -- 4, Backyard Golf Father driving from the stoop Knocked the rooster for a loop. Saying, as he watched the shot, Thats a birdie. Is it notr 20-To- meant just exactly that. 4 Rocco, according to police re- ports, went to an apartment house to visit Miss Herman. He Miss Her- rang tier doorbell. man apparently didn't want to see him. Sam tried to break In. Glenn Daft, manager of the house, protested. Sam pulled a gun, according to witnesses, and He fired' at Daft. He missed. was still trying to gain entry 1 At the j when police arrived. $500 .j. he furnished city prison bail and was released. Undismayed, he returned to see- Miss Herman. She called j police. Sam was arrested again l and once more furnished bail. He Balsam of Myrrh ' No San Francisco, Calif. Sam j. Rocco is a hard man to discour- j age. but after three trips to Jail here he decided that possibly no Miss Betty Hermans . Use Hanfords Did you ever love a sailor? Yea, gobs of em. J Decided at Last Girl Meant . ! AS FIRST AID . Rliilip Szutkoski, railroad employee, here, acted according to Hoyle by eating 63 raw eggs in 20 minutes to save them from spoiling when they were found cracked and broken in shipment Szutkoski explained his act by stating that the railroad book of rules calls upon every employee to exert every influence to protect shipments handled by the carrier. - d of Magnesia Doctor What you need to do, sir, is to relax. Too much work and worry Largest Scoop Shovel will send any man to his grave be-- , n Bite fore his time.. Now, what is your Takes a Marion, Ohio. An electric shovel, occupation?, Patient 1 am a membei of conweighing 3,200,000 pounds and capable ' gress. of scooping up 20 tons of earth in one me examine your pulse Let Doctor bite, will soon be placed in operation 1 must have made a mistake. ; again in the open pit coal fields of Illinois. The shovel, the worlds largest ex' Not Encouraging cavator, required 18 months to piece He taken a hospital course In had together and 50 freight cars for shipchemist ry; and having a sore throat ment to Illinois. The huge machine is almost twice decided to prescribe for bimselt With great pride he handed his as large as any now in use. maiden effort to the chemist. . Engineers of the local concern which The chemist read it doubtfully. constructed the herculean monster said Well, he said at last, is it a very a person could step from the top of ...... tiie 110011). tiie highest part of the big dog?. ., shovel to the roof of an . From Mortification building. Binks- - Why are you so sure Julia It will be capable of moving a halfmillion cubic yards of earth in a wasnt kissed when they turned out ' the. lights? month, engineers said. Jinks Because she was the only girl who was blushing when . they G3 Raw Eggs Eaten were turned on again! Eland, Wis. Lots of folks who think they have indigestion have only an acid condition which could be corrected in five or ten minutes. An effective anti-adlike Phillips Milk of Magnesia soon restores digestion to normal. Phillips does away with all that sourness and gas right after meals. It prevents the distress so apt to occur two hours after eating. What a pleasant preparation to takel And how good It is for the system! Unlike a burning dose of spda which is but temporary relief at best Phillips Milk of Magnesia neutralizes many times its volume In acid. Next time a hearty meal, or too rich a diet has brought on the least discomfort, try S;-- .j. Mechanical engineers of Iowa State Agricultural college have perfected a machine which Is expected to revolutionize the harvesting ct cornstalks for making paper. Hauled by a tractor, the machine cuts the stalks and carries them by a conveyor to a receptacle at the rear where they are baled ready to haul to the factory. 1 He (admiringly) after my own heart. Talk are a girl : Heart-to-Hea- rt You She Thank yon, but I hope you are after mine. not. Champions exclu- sive sillimanite insulator is practically impervious to carbon and oily deposits. Special analysis electrodes re- sist pitting and burning to the utmost. That is why Champions excel in service. (ClHIAMIFIMDBI SPARK PLUGS TOLEDO, OHIO |