Show STUDENT LIFE PAGE TVvu iU EDITORIAL & SAW WOOD Bulletin Board 1)1 reulieii young john nurellus humphery brown packed his grip an’ cum tu town he spent 4 years in this littul burg attendin' th eollige so I've heard STUDENT LIFE Published Weekly by the Students of the Utah Agricultural College Printed by the Earl GOTTA Track at Ogden Meet Monday May 10 NOW Tennis Tournament V of U at Salt Lake C A U Never Before You Must Buy Quality Known as the Best vi A s May 10 England Publishing Company Logan Utah h Chapel ——'an' as a consequence this made John — S( mail matter September 19 1908 at Logan a v Stable ass tu look upon Entered as second-clas- s under the Act of March 3 1897 Acceptance for mailing at special rate of postage provided ror in Section 1103 Act of October 3 1917 f0ur years and john got his degree authorized August 22 1918 th reason yu can easily see plainly the sheepskin was given tu EDITORIAL STArF Lucile Talmage E W Robinson J Francis Ilayes Sadie Stevenson Managing Editor Associate Editor g0 ohn he wouU1 leave else huV(J gone Friday of 15 May Lyceum Course KUPPENHEIMER CLOTHES Freshman Play 14 May May The Best Known Moderately Priced Value Considered Festival LS Colors Guaranteed Beginning Monday the College will serve a noon day meal Cafeteria now lust ut this tinie john was brok‘' only a joke hls dat1'8 flnance8 so john w rote to an eastern firm Salt Lake State Track Meet sajin’ “i’ve education tu burn" Business Manager Assistant Business Manager Stenographer Exchange Editor Society Editor Under the “A” john felt sure th boss would say Alumni Notes “bum th rails— cum tu day” Such Is Life but ‘stead uv this th manager wired Sybil Spande Nadine Foutz Adaliene Barber Elna Miller Soraba Pearl Oberhansly A Ilulme Nebeker Karl G Hinman May Saturday mver Conferring holurships and other awards Utah A Russell Croft 11 'May HOWELL BROTHERS Logan's foremost Clothiers 15 May A bicycle belonging to Kinar 1! Olesen disappeared from the campus Special Writer "say young feller yu make me tired" last Tuesday (4th May) Any in- formation leading to its recovery win Special Writer1 Special Writer “yu learn damn littul math and chem p greatly appreciated by him yu waste four years uv your time— It was left at the foot of the hill REPORTERS an’ then C E COOLEY WILFORD PORTER directly in front of the main building think yu know there's all tu know C J HART VERNAL Wll LIE among a group of pine trees It lias a LETTY RICH why nt kid sum whiskers grow? urav fiame dark rims clincher tir-J A HENDRICKS HOLLY BAXTER and a bell on the light handle liar DOROTHY WE1LER "mi boy i might give yu a job MORRIS CHRISTENSEN W J MERRILL WINONA CHERRY E R HANSEN diggin' trenches or carryin' a hod Cash will he paid for snotid-iianbut I'm afraid yu couldn't stand LEROY FUNK BRAMWELL PECK and college hooks si chool the grind— it's work — u understand win tiler used ut the U A (' or not A B HINTZE T H MORRELL Bring them to the Book Store Mon-- y Number 29 "i have an openin' yu might take Volume XVIII May 10 I’ll give it tu yu for humanity’s sake Friday May 7 1920 it's assistant tu th offee boy next Make your date for the he'll make jour life one round of SOMETHING WRONG Y C Lyceum May IS F A t'-The action of the heads of the Foods Department in refusing the use of joy” the Foods Laboratory to the students who had the preparation of the “A” Found — Bair ladies gloves anil for 14 weeks Day lunch in charge has created no small amount of adverse comment john looked around Is u li with gym chock No ltil in hold for Why grown up ladies who use the laboratory every day could be txpected for something "soft1 tu Call at seen tarj ’s oltu e keeps to do any great harm by using the equipment to cook a small quantity of down meat and make the same into sandwiches is a mystery which will always he finally through luck nailed as a rircus lewn a job permanent When asked for permission to Use the department's remain unsolved I equipment the girls were told to ‘‘take It to your sorority houses" uv mi rime It is certainly an imposition on college students to be treated like here’s th—moral it’s this and works out every time t eighth graders for reasons which we believe cannot be logically explained TU CUT A SHINE IN THIS WORLD In contrast with this treatment we might cite the case of the Cafeteria BI GUM where every courtesy was extended to the young ladies and all equipment LIKE A YU GOTTA SAW WOOD OF WYOMING (cooks included) was at their disposal SON-IN! Is considering a plan whereby a — From Reuben’s Rimes student's college activities may be limited For example a place on the Unless that yearly riot we choose to call “Senior Chapel" takes a yanked because of his ineffectiveness varsjty tea!I1 (ounl flVe points decided turn for the better it should In the near future he dropped and wildness Thornburg replaced 0ne on ttle t0pKe jaKr three and from the College Calendar The demonstration in chapel Tuesday was him and succeeded in finishing the 80 on t nulnter 0f points allowed perhaps as bad as it ever has been or could be We marvel that anything game without further damage to (a(h student being limited By this to equal it could be staged outside of a howling bolshevist gathering with the score card 'means the "campus lion" common to Berkeman himself at the head and Emma Goldman as first lieutenant The' Lynn Andrus pitched winning ball eury college would not be allowed to Juniors who are usually expected to stage some kind of counter revolu- - although hit freely particularly it hold all the positions from football tion were decidedly unorganized and Inactive as a body and the larger the ninth inning when with a seven captain to editor of the college paper part of the barbarous disturbance was created by underclassmen who are run lead he allowed five hits and very near the bottom of the Collegiate ladder and who rightfully should lour runs In this inning the down- - colJiltAPO A The "Spruce” the yearbook have played the role of innocent put staters ‘fought gamely via pinch No senior class could be expected to put on a program that would do hitters and all around offensive play by Colorado A (' lias been copyright-justic- e ed by the editors It is one of the first to itself and the College with opposition such as was manifested to take the game Tuesday staring them in the face and why they will submit themselves to Percy Hansen made a hack up of college yearbooks to have Its original such ridicule Is not quite clear to some We do not propose to turn the third base that brought applause features protected by copyright The Aggie infield exercises Into a sanctimonious farewell party but would merely like to see from the crowd the thing regulated In some way In the first place the Seniors should and outfield all worked well and MIC II IGA X A 4 vote taken among By a recent put on a program that will do Justice to themselves and be entertaining with more practice may bring the also then If the Junior class officially choose to do something real clever baseball gallon to our very that will not make a farce of the exercises all very well Such a thing trophy room could be tolerated but any "Red" or "Knight of the Road" can tie piano AGGIES keys and say disrespectful things that show nothing more than a fatty degeneration of the cerebrum We expert something more from college men NATIONAL BANK PROTECTION Get the Rijjht Bunk buck of ou a nil our businos will expand nioie rapidly First National Bank d Logan Utah Under l S Ciint rnment NiporvNion Resources $1 500 00000 B STORAGE WAREHOUSE les 20000 Square Feel Floor Space SPECIAL RATES TO STUDENTS DURING S U M M E R MONTHS On Other College ON Campuses Cache Valiev Commission Co F LOGAN What Aggie Alumni Are Doing Kugent Know Pierre ‘05 was on of best engineers the college ever produced Sine his graduation Mr Pierc has been acting as city engineer for Salt Lake City and as State Engineer Now be Is draftsman for the State Road Commission Mr Thelma Eoglehiirg mother of the assistant registrar was the first A A D FIREPROOF WITH CONNECTING BATH Rates from $130 to $300 per day Excellent Dining Room and Lunch Counter Service Popular Prices Barber Shop and Hillard Room in Connection Given to Student Special Attention Parties and Banquets Special Winter weekly rates now in effect M S ECCLES I'res LYMAN HYDE Mgr 100 ROOMS hT NEORD INIAEKslTY its system of instruc The present major subject lion sjstem will be eliminated during the first two jears of college and one of required general subjects placed iu its stead The reason for the change is that tlie elective sjstem in high si hools is leaving the student unpre- Lake to utilize mill ends In making children's clothing and to use the budget system In keeping household accounts and thus decrease the cost of living Stella 18 is teaching Home Economics in Levan Utah pared for college work STANFORD E Manner a Stanford I' ing the student to register at the U A U AGGIES TAKE TWO II Will llI G AM EH HIT DROP DEAL She registered In the fall of 1888 TRACK MEET TO ( la Ire Parrish an alumnus of 1911 E It ERMTY Is living In Wyoming where she is known as Mrs Ray Dorius Mrs (Continued From Page One) Dorius taught foods at the L D 8 U Distance— 134 feet third gles I l vears for three She succeed Mis A A U IIT man has record by two feet "PEI"’ Laval Service De Covers tile Continent IS i 4 ' That's pep! Inches sudden lie courage to a Relay won by Utah with Wingj hunch— Ferguson Woodbury and That's pep! Dunyon' Dee Croft running Falck ani p Romney hatted for Peterson In The nerve to tackle the hardest thing Thorley of the Aggie second Ttm ninth With feet that climb and hands 1:38 In that cling th for hatted Whitney Prouse ' A heart that never forgets to sing — t i ninth Cloud gathered low rain threatThat's pep! SCORE ItV INNINGS 8 Sand and grit In a concrete base— 4 ened and so did th E of U Thais pep! -- ll 3 0 0 0 0 2 0 with three runs scored in Aggies M Friendly smile on an honest fac- eSllefel Errors Hi Summary: third inning and on more in That a pep! Oswald 2 Adams Wilson Romney Hi fourth The outlook was grow‘'n ""other Hansen 2 Relnap Bowen 2 Andrus dow n baseball ing dark for th Aggl iion”' Twi has hits— Dee Sti how to scatter the black hn's s J I’luvu beckoned on his f Three has hit —Andrus Double Thateat knows frown to M forces hut J I’luve held and pour-- ' plays - Whitney Romney That love its neighbor snd loves Its Stolen bases-ed forth a good lilt of molstur at-- Nathan to Adams town ter the gam that almost upset our Dee 2 Itelnap Falck 2 Hanson An- That’s pep! 2 ' 7- ’7: - iV' r'V vi 00310000 base-hali- 1 t I'biu for Hi day The( I' Varsity hor hide hesver poured forth moisture also hut it ws of the cold sweat variety as various M tubers of their squad took turn throwing away the contest Unlike J skies I’lijvu Aggl bad a break In th fourth skb sixth and seventh Innings when they pushed across eleven munteis Carlson on the mound for Utah held for seven Innings and was k LOGAN UTAH UP TO DATE NEW Is revising th Amy L Merrill When Mrs Merrill left her work ns State lion a penin strator to murry Mr Merrill Mrs Dorius took ber place again and followed up the demount ration work in various parts of the State lavura put her home ecoin- lei training Into practical application before her graduation in 1918 when she married Hay Cardon th Jeweler What time Isn't occupied In th prep aratlon of her husbands meals is spent in filling her son's lungs with streets sir fresh fcom The sympathy of the present student body os well as the siumui of the to Mrs Rose t'ollegw Is extended In bereavement the Wldtsoe Homer In the death of her husband th lat Osborn Wldtsoe bead of the English Pldt-so- e department at th l ofl‘ Mr was an active student of th C A C previous to her graduation In I hen has been an ah J9D0 Sine In education work In active woman several For years she was the State connected with Hie II Y (' finm 19- ll to 1914 she was matron at Hi L p g I Whit soe Mrs At present Lake Salt for Demonstrator Home El UTAH HOTEL ECCLES rs I HOUSEHOLD GOODS Warehouse ami Ollii e South Male Street m-x- ' M Romney donum Adams j you know you T(j — OIT Andrus 9 In 8 lilts Nathan ran Innings off Carlson 5 in 6 and oneThat's pep! In 2 Off ) nn Thornberg third inning for t Innings Bases on and two-thirThat's pep' Off Carlson 7 off Thornberg j0 hull nrh thundering knmkoul I off Andrus 3 Ftrmk out- - by An- bedrna 4 by Carlson 5 by Thornberg 1 n rolnP hack with a laugh ftai rifle hit -- Falck Hit by pitcher you know rati — M Rotmtev flt efl Wild pitches— You’ll get the lies! Empire-M- eAndrus Car'sm (termed show — THAT’S PEP! Ivor iy - jw vl 'e’ vw'‘ f : - s — ? 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