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Show CAMPUS CRIER BUGGY BUZZINESS Hi again everyone, here I am again, Wigglesworth, your buggy reporter with the latest news. The most recent event about school was the Saint Patricks dance. It really turned out to be something. Bright green shamrocks decorated the walls while a shulalie puelew upon the china shelf for anyone's use. I rode on John Browns carnation until he started jitter-buggiwith Jeanne and thats like riding a bucking centijust pede. Then I tried to ride Bill Boylands foot which' was on Nancy Janes foot most of the time gad what a ride. Many thanks for a swell time are due all the kids who helped make the party a success. Oh yes, spring has sprung, fall has fell, summers here and its at least hotter than usual Pete Prout I heard what thats marched into he when gaily say chapel. Speaking of this place arent we all just a little ashamed of our chapel behavior what say we try to better ourselves at least a little. Guess everyone had a good time spring vacation by the way their faces are carrying smiles today. Have you noticed Bob NONSENSE IN LYRICS . ng Snethen out of track, some people just wont give up. Have you ever heard, of Buttons and Boze, better known as Bev Taylor and Romain Snodgrass. Schools gone big time with television broadcasts from the gym and the Tridetts trying out for a program of their own. Have you heard the latest Foster Hall Corn? Alex (on the phone) Is this June? Operator No, this is March. The latest fad about scl)oo seems to be crutches wonder if theyre all really needed. Speaking of fads, ice skating seems to have taken hold of the place. Every evening you will find Hazel Pittman, Eva Lewinson, and curly Wilson gliding smoothly (?) across the ice. Theres been a hockey team organized with Curly as their main spring. Say Boris, Moose, and Don, how was the trip to Grand Canyon? Well, guess this is all for now kids, so see you next time. This is Wigglesworth, your buggy reporter, signing out until the next edition of the campus Crier. See you then. (Or scotch tape.) Funny, funny, funny, what money can do! (That lovely imitation lettuce.) (Nonsense sent in by a sub- Ask the rich man, hell confess. scriber who tried to get it, but (But he wants a good lawyer first.) all be got was 25 years for counterfeiting.) Money cant buy happiness. (It has -another kind of price If youve got it, tag.) (I havent.) Ask the poor man he dont you dont need it. doubt. (But I love that filthy Jucre, yes (That this song is murdering deed ah do.) If you need it, you dont got it. the English' language. ) But hed rather be misrable (So true.) than without. You dont get it, shame on you! hard to pick pockets when (The highest cost of suffering.) (Its these guys wear, such tight If you spend it, please be wiser. (And disappoint Wall Street.) ievis.) Funny, funny, funny what If you save it, youre a miser. (lu this day and age, if you money can do! save it, yon must be cheating ) talks! it (Imagine, ou something.) Them that have it get more You dont want it, youre of it. (Such a magnetic item!) Less they need it more they (Or else youre a savage and prefer trading with sea shells.) love it. Funny, funny, funny, what (Ah, purple passion.) money can do! And it sticks to them like glue. (It sure can help you over the hurdles.) A nickel or a dime or penny. (What do you want to do . . . Mr.-Da- The Money Song coo-co- Westminster o! Track Season Gets Underway Get Your Softball Team Ready The spring athletic program at Westmister began March 21, when Coach Atkinson issued a call for all prospective track men to turn out. The few Parson thinclads who were thawed out early by the balmy spring weather have been loosening up for the past two weeks in the Do you feel tired and run down? Have you got spring fever? If you have, dont worry about it because after spring vacation Doc Atkinson will have a cure for all your ills. Plans are now being made for an intramural softball with the games to be league, played during the spring months. Coach Atkinson looks for the same enthusiasm in softball play as was shown in the recently completed basketball intramurals. Now fellas you wont have to sit in the smoke house of the and just dream of the big leaguers training in sunny Florida. You can get some workouts on the diamond your- hope of bringing glory to the track team. There are only two returning lettermen, Jack Harmston and s, Paul but several promising newomers will build up a well balanced squad. John Garrison and Urban Gebo are trying their hands at high jumping, while the Boughton boys, who are former East High runners. stars, are two By the first track meet, which is to be at St. George April 9, there may be some new faces to help push Westminster over the The Hurricane meet is top. scheduled for April 23, and the dates of the other meets will be announced later. In addition to the regular spring sport agenda, we are attempting to organize a golf team. Such a squad should prove successful since we have three excellent linksmen, but two or three more golfers are needed to round out the squad. Any divot diggers who are interested in contact should particiapting We would Coach Atkinson. even consider using any prospective Babe Zahariases or Patty Bergs among the fairer pur-gol- d Cotro-Mane- top-notc- h HOT LUNCHES SERVED 1647 South 11th East Dial self. If the basketball season can be taken as an indication, the softball season should be a howling success. Chances are better than ever that the Parson diamond stars will make Brooklyns daffy Dodgers of a few years ago look like a group of society dames at an afternoon tea party. JUAr.: He (at the movies)..: see all right? Can you She: Yes. He: Is there a draft on you? She: No. He: Seat comfortable? She: Yes. He: Mind changing seats? . weigh yourself or buy some salted peanuts?) La-la-lu- -lu (This line must have escaped form the Lily Bolero song.) Is better than not having any. (But having the mostest is the bestest.) La-la-lu- -lu (Tuning the voal ord again.) A half a dollar or a quarter (Lets flip.) La-la-lu- lu (Another tone.) bubble bath bari- Makes people do a lot of things (Just think what the folding money does to em.) They hadnt ever oughter do! ( Mmmm temptation! 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