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Show CAMPUS CRIER BUGGY , Jaw. v BUSINESS Hi Guys and Gals its me, Wigglesworth back from a swell holiday. Guess you all had a nice vacation judging from some Nothings Ive seen lately. ticed Lydia looked lots happier now that Jack is back after his appendicitus. I wandered down to the Flop Shop to see what was cooking. There was a big huddle of boys, namely Dick Erickson, Lavell Hansen, Moose Miller, Don Batey and Jack Harmston all shouting and beating on something lying on the floor it was Gene Schumacher, bound on the floor promising solemnly to- get some new jokes. (At last). Say, have you noticed the shrubbery on those guys faces? . . . there will be a box in the hall for any razor blade contributions. Speaking of jokers, have you heard seme of those killers that Mary Clawson and Jean Chaney tell? How English can you get? - ,PAGE 3 T . M I' ,! - n 0''V S Rum. He says its lilke Coca and Dr. Pepper mixed. Yessir, he says, Why this red rum spelled backwards is just plain murder! Lowell Mile? says he puts Mexican jumping beans in his hot cakes so they can flip themselves over. (He says.) Flash!! George Hall, Duane Dodson and Barbara Meissner were reported to have been in a serious accident Few comments from the victims . . . George, lb(glb(!, Barbara, Oooooooh, Duane, Duhj Results of the doctors report three headaches and a broken windshield. Cola I keep seeing papers flying overhead and people yelling sign this one no this one. Say, speaking of petitions (we were werent we?) Alex Eliopolius is writing one to get cushions for the basketball boys who get to sit on the bench. Say whos Pete Prout was telling the crying? Ah, gee, gals, Jack and boys about a new .soft drink Hal are just moving two blocks hes discovered. Its called Red away. They will still be around. s , . ... s S ' V-- v M - y I N A-- i -- ? ; .iwaatb. V. ,,4J $ ss & i ' - I lx " 1c4 sf V ,' s 4 i'' Its Jerry Lewis (right) .THE UNSUSPECTED mouth opn, but its a safe bet that its his partner, who has his Dean Martin (left), whos singing. This zany new NBC comedy team can usually be counted on to do the opposite of normal. NONSENSE , IN LYRICS (The moments of this were (Its time you changed your vimember tamin pills.) writen by a color-blin- d of the staff.) (Do you want this to be an un- N if youll answer, Yes Lavender blue dilly, dilly, lavconditional surrender?) ender green (Cute color combination if you In a pretty little church on a can stand it) dilly, dilly, day just the kind of day I If I were king, dilly, dilly, dilly, (thats like cold and dilly) dont Id need a queen be wed in a dilly, dilly (Farouk of Egypt and Shah of Youll of dress lavender blue .. Iran feel the same way) that brides wore (and-thought Who told me so, dilly, dilly who white) told me so? waste Dilly, dilly, lavender green. (Come, come let us not e dress.) time, give me the $64 question) (Ah, a 1 two-ton- I told myself, dilly, dilly, I told me so. (No coaching from the audience, please.).. If your dilly, dilly, heart feel a dilly dilly, way A synonym is the word you use when you cant spell the other. After several synonyms had been given for the word Jubilant in the sixth grade spelling hour, one little boy added, Oh, I know what you mean now its like jubilant delinquency. Ill be king, dilly, dilly. (Do you intend on having Then 4? Prescriptions Soda Fountain a long reign?) and youll be my Queen. (Tell me, are you the King Solomon or Henry VIII type?).. A sign in front of a shoe Why Go 'Farther Luncheonette Sundaes re- pair shop pictured several styles of rubber heels and a beautiful girl who is saying, Im in love with Americas Number 1 heel. Underneath, in smalll feminine r handwriting, someone had added, To bad, sister! I married him. Magazines Tobacco Film Service COMPLETE ONE-STO- P SERVICE iHiuiniimiiiimiimiiimiimiiiniiinimmmmH'iirmiinimiiiimiimiiimiiiiiiimi!iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmiiiimmiiitiiinmmiiii!iiiiMiiiiiimmiimii!i ryais Pharmacy 1702 SOUTH 11th EAST DIAL 6-68- 32 |