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Show CAMPUS CRIER PAGE 2 Campus Crier. Published by The Associated Students of Westminster scholastic College, on 3rd Tuesday of each month during the year. Member Intercollegiate Press EDITORIAL STAFF ..Jack Harmston Hditor Mary Langer Associate Editor Leola Jorgensen Business Manager Melba Egbert Assistant Business Manager. News Reporters Rae Rhodes, Nancy Stoller, Margaret Scott, Joan TenEyck, Wilma Gould, Bill Hannifin, Gerry Glanville, Bob Jones. Sports Reporters Herb Dunn, and Howard Richardson. Byron Burmester, Photographers Bob Snethen and Barry Wright. Editorial March Of Dimes An expensive cup of coffee, an ice cream sandwich? It may mean those things, to you, but it means much more to the polio victims. Its an iron lung for the little girl next door, or it may go to the research fund that would some day save the life of your child. At the opening of the 1949 March of Dimes, the polio leaders of Utah report that the polio funds are very low and that the incidence of polio is rising. During the year of 1948, $135,000 was spent or 10 times more than was a dime to you? WHATS ride down town, spent in 1947. All the schools in the state are actively engaged in promoting this campaign. We, at Westminster, are taking the vow, Your help will make their wish come true. THE 0 FROM WHERE ' I SIT pyiiy . Worry, worry, worry Exams, second semester schedule, and term paper! Overheard someone remark that this school is getting term paper happy. Whats the matter with the faculty? Just because Professor. Baker complained that he was tired of being alone in that library day after day and week after week, all of the faculty didnt have to assign term papers all at the same time, did they? The intramurals are under way, . and do you know whos going to be the champs? THE FFACULTY. Got straight from someone whos in the know. That is if the liniment and wind (the stuff you breathe with, not what they conduct their classes with)., lasts. How about a talent assembly? Wont SOMEBODY take the responsibility of contacting the Student Council President, Abie, or Dr. Rodgers, and see what you can do about something like that? We got lotsa talent, but times awasting. From what I heard these snowbound people didnt mind it one bit, in fact I hear you meet some real interesting people. The practice teaching session or was it a sentence is over, and all seem to have survived with I only a few minor bruises. think they withstood the test much better than did Mother Watkins. After all this was his first. Next year it wont be so and from then on bad, quite it will be old stuff to him. This is one year you can certainly talk about the weather when you cant think of anything else. Anybody want any more snow? With finals, arid all the troubles they bring, rapidly approaching, I have decided to present to the student body a series of articles to make boning easier. The first of this series was compiled by two very eminent language professors, Dr. G. and Dr. Fitin Sptinitive of N. Y. U. These lists are so simple, all any student wishing to pass French must do is memorize them and he will bo- - able to read and write and speak French fluently. A Bon Droit..A bone in the throat a girdle Apparatus belli aw. nuts Aux Nutts..-the old country au eontraire , . a votre sante a vote for Santa Claus Billet damour -- Bois de boulougne........No matter its how you slice it, thinking .... of your Spring check up Egberts Service Stations still bal-lone- y. 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