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Show - VS 4 HOME COMING ' VOL II... NO. NOTES 3 ... SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH r From the Deans Office The more we see of this school year, the better we like it. The group of students who do things is than in larger, percentagewise previous years. Those who are just along for the ride are not so October 21, Septics or Skeptics??? The Skeptics gathered Wednesday, Oct. 5, at President Palmers home and hashed over the question, Is There a God? The reporter for the Parson, after inRoberta terviewing Chairman Roberts, ' could not ascertain the outcome of the meeting. Apparently we must wait until the next meeting of the Skeptics to determine our fate. Halloween Dance Halloween Dance, Oct. 31, sponsored by Concert Choir. All proceeds to go to fond for form-al- s and tuxedos. Time is 8:30 P.M. Price $1.25. Where: Student Lounge. 1955 Twenty Eight Enj Trip To San Francisco students and three faculty members returned recently from a trip to San Francisco where they saw two operas and several museums. Highlights of the tour were the operas, Troilus and Cressida by William Walton and starring Dorothy Kirsten in its American debut, and Wagners Lohengren. Through the courtesy of the San Francisco Opera Association, box seats were provided for several of the students for Thursday nights performance. Twenty-fiv- e much in evidence. There is more manifestation of mature judgment and less of childish, emotional, impulsive decision. Thats good. Is there a God? Why Believe? On the other side of the ledger are those perenial and persistent If God, why war? These are just The most outstanding of the adolescents who insist that cus- some of the question discused by museum tours was the M. H. Detoms and rules exist for the other the Skeptics. THE CAMPUS CREEP fellow. were Young Museum. Exhibits For instance, everyone Richard President Palmer J. i 1 seen of art from the Egyptian peknows that chapel attendance is and his wife hosted the group in by Jud Farmer riod through contemporary art. required. Everyone should know their room where the living that Westminster exists for the Some days ago, a printed page was pushed under my Also of interest was the trip to were given a chance kind of student who goes to chapel toSkeptics door. Upon observation, I found it to be a copy of the C. V. Morris and Company, the and share their views on because he wants to go. Certain the air rules supposedly in effect at Foster Hall. One especially outstanding feature being the drasgeneral topic, GOD. students have placed themselves different architecture of the caught my attention. I quote it here as a matter of form. tically in an unenviable position already No profanity or indecent language is to be used in the building designed by Frank Lloyd in this respect. Mail boxes have Freshman Officers dorm. Now it occured to me that this might cause no Wright. .only recently been assigned, hence Wednesday evening the group end of consternation among the residents of that worthy es- enjoyed no pink slips have been dis- Elected dinner in China Town with tablishment, particularly when you consider the number of sightseeing afterwards. The tour tributed. The list of absences is Another article in this issue outspoken men who believe in calling a spade something was acclaimed most successful by available, however, and it points an accusing finger at some who states that the Freshman class is other than a spade. . all participants. Plans are alnot in from are, appearances, tops. Why? I think I know part being made tentatively for ready It further occured to ine that since the boys will be de- next years trip which may be orsymapthy with the purposes of the of the answer. The class has four prived of their usual, and for some, the natural means of ganized and conducted by the San college. Thats bad. pretty fine officers: exclamation and expression, they will need some method Francisco Opera Association for It seems obvious, further, that Joe Robb is the capable, person- of compensation. Something on the order of the Life Savers the college. parking on the grass (cars, that able president, ac East High of used by people who stop smoking. is) is frowned upon by owners of Salt Lake, his high school alma grassy plots who spend money mater, Joe did exceedingly fine in Sincal am by nature, helpful, I present herewith a list Seven To Attend and time to keep them grassy. It speech activities and played foot- of substitute words and phrases which may be used in the .may come as a great surprise, but ball in 1954. In statewide comin place of bygone stronger Hotel Utah Dinner circumstances Westminster College also frowns petition, ,he placed first and sec- appropriate forms. It these expressions will take noted On October 23rd, at the Houpon the practice. In only four ond . in poetry and speaking . re- on added should beif used that in connection with a facial ' re- tel Utah, Henry 'rmrAiiig Cabot Lodge weeks of school Certain areas of spectively. Much of Joes leader-- 1 the same much to. as used will are on the action, you speak .lawn have been worn and problems conship ability can be traced to his the United Nations. fronting about contributions to Westminster raising questions 1. Ceasars Ghost! To be used in moments of strong surstudents Four .mature judgment. Strike two. representing the at Wasatch Presbyterian an seen with Liberace like have prise expression Political you Science just club, will be: Church. take out his teeth. This exclamation was first used by Ed Oliver, Jeannine The Dean is sometimes thought Goodwin, of as a person who investigates A small schools friendliness, Brutus the night after the dirty deed when he was awakenDwight Beattie and Dick Procways and means of making things and the individual attention giv- ed at Duos A.M. by a bloody Toga slapping him in the face. tor. Faculty invited are: President J. Richard unpleasant for students. Every en students at a small school are Dr. 2. Gosh o Rootie! This is said in moments of serious Carroll P. Hurd,Palmer, .Dean is, in turn, convinced that he reasons Joe gives for coming Professor concern when you dont know quite what to do next. With Joseph N. Uemura. A full remore study time goes into the to Westminster. unmethod of making the dean look and a furrowed brow. port of the dinner and speech it you should have a far-awa- y We Prez. The the have sez, Philcomfortable, than goes into Socrates First used he when finally ran out of questions. will appear in the next edition by Both would be better biggest class, lets make it the of The Parson. osophy. 3. By tiimsky-Korsako- vs Beard! To be used in moments Arthur V. Watkins, Republican advised to slant their research to- best. one day Senator from Utah, will adward methods by which the col First used by Rimsky-Korsako- v The Veep is Don DeLude. He of annoyance. dress the student body, Novemlege experience may be made comes to us from Rawlins High, when he just wasnt himself. more enjoyable for all concerned. Rawlins, Wyo. Don likes' most ber 2nd, and is sponsored by 4. Kowabunga! To be said in the shower when your the political science If that means that certain folk athletics,, club. football and prefers of a wash and cloth. This find cant full are .should transfer to another college, swimming. He says the soap you friendly eyes was first used by Chief Hocka-wristwat.so be it. We should be tolerant of small schools learn- is an Indian expression. It atmosphere, of the Pawnee tribe when he couldnt get the Robert M. Ballinger .everything tolerable, but not lack ing possibilities, and the chance a fact. ,of cooperation. Thats to play football attracted him to cork out of his bottle of fire-wate- r. Naval Aviation Cadet The Dean agrees herewith not Westminster. Pensacola, 5. Double Drosophila! To be used in time of extreme do spend his sleepless nights deSeptemFla., cofwhen to decide If are Bke between everyone gets on the ball, frustration, vising strange torture machines, you trying 1955. ber 10, and lends his individual support fee and chapel. First .used by me over a tough Genetics ,on the condition that the students, AviaNaval to one and all, agree to attempt to Freshman functions, this can tion Cadet use mature judgment with full be one great year, is Dons capl problem. moments To which Robert M. be used in highly dramatic consideration of consequence to tal comment. 6. Gad! son Ballanger, the greatest degree consisten The many-fol- d duties of the Sec- cannot exactly be described, like the first time you see Mar- of Glen Mr. nature. with human Thats retary are performed by Jan John- gie Weaver lead a cheer. First used by' Jay Lees when Ed of f Ballanger enough. son. Jan is from Uinta High in Oliver finally came to class. 399 Janet St., Vernal, Utah. Hardly active there, ,7. McLatchie! This is for anger, like when you cant re- Helper, Utah, she was of the stutoWomens Glee Club dent body, cheerleader, delegate to member what comes after Genesis, or when you accidentally graduated Girls State, and about a hundred light your cigarette in the middle. This was first used by day from the U. S. Naval School, Officers Elected t, Pensacola, Florida. more things than this reporter men, and is the last name of a girl I knew before I started NavCad Westminster College Womans could get down in , Ballinger graduated longhand. using her name as a cuss word. from Wasatch Academy High Glee Club recently elected the She says, I like it!! following officers. , I sincerely hope that one of these will be sufficient at School in 1949. He attended WestLast only by arbitrary listing is President Carol Matson. our Treasurer, Margie Weaver. In any time you need an explosive expression. It will be noted minster College at Salt Lake City, from 1951 to 1954. He enterHistorian Valerie Secretary Margies senior year at Rawlins that except for the first two, I have not stated what facial Utah ed Naval Aviation Cadet Pro- the Hoxer. High, she was president of the grimaces are to be used. This is because I couldnt stand to in Anne Librarians gram May 1955 at NAS, DenMary Taylor Pep Club, a member of the Thesto make oull have in the mr them Colorado. practice ver, and Evelyn Fletcher. pian Club, a cheerleader, and a NavCad Ballinger is now asUnder the able direction of Mrs member of the student council. up your own. U. S. Naval AuxiliElizabeth Hayes Simpson, a va Margie enthusiastically likes evsome chance you find you are unable to use any signedAirto the If by Station Whiting Field, ary riety of activities are planned for erything, but everything about of my suggestions, you may be forced to return to the old Milton, Florida, where be is enthe coming year. Some of the ac Westminster. &9$q-cV29)&- But you do gaged in- - primary flight training. standard efifi-- , ?,2fi tivities include: Singing at school My comment and Margies are so at your own j;ik. functions, club meetings, and var- identical: With like Ronald: Whatll we do tonight? DO YOU KNOW? ious churches. A tour to Idaho Joe Robb, and the enthuiastic supFarell: Well toss a coin. If it's will take place some time in the port shown so far, the Freshman An Epistle is the wife of an Apostle. heads, well get dates. If it's tails, WORDS OF WISDOM spring. Donna Runstedt will again class can accomplish nothing less well go to the show alone. If it assumes the duties of accompany- than the best in everything it If any man smite thee on the right cheek, smite him on stands on its edge, well stay ing the glee club. uoma and study. the other also. oil-spott- ed, Fel-owsh- ip -- ch vice-preside- nt Pre-Fligh- () I rr. |