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Show r 4 Wordseeker Maybe we should go back to allowing only male property ownersthe right to vote. . . . -- - Some might accuse my idea of would put the total residents of the county who are of voting age at 410,000 to years, or archaic to mention male chauvanistic - but itd probably solve the mad rush to the polls everytime were allowed to vote. being to keep the feminists hap- py -- - consider turns taking between 415,000. and odd-number- staggering houses at election time. Actually, I think Id prefer cutting out womens right to vote More than 100,000 people, then, havent even bothered to Consider, for example, this years primary, when a even-numbere- d 19 register. of percent election deputy Kay Llewellyn, are there sim-pl- y better currently 308,094 a Terry Wirth, that could -- registered voters in the county. But, the 1980 census showed that 398,890 residents of the county are 18 years old or older, according to thinkers. We dont get so emotional about issues like abortion, drunken driving and planned parenthood. Besides, now with the football strike and unemployment, itd give us a chance to vent our frustrations without the chance of women undermining our choices. sum like Take, for instance, the 19 percent turnout this September. That only amounted to about 60,000 voters. So, back to my original proposal. If we actually did away with womens right to vote - say, tomorrow - why, with all the lady journalists around, you wouldnt have to hold your breath long to hear about it. No siree, Beatrice! Theyd turn out in droves, some s with and shoes, others would don bathrobes and slippers and wear curlers in their hair. Even the Or, the election on Lake Valley City, when 34.5 percent of those registered showed up to vote. According to Salt Lake County alto- A completely alter almost every election weve had. registered voters turned up at the polls. gether. After all, were i nursoay, ucr. M, Wi by Mark Arnor -- Or ntsi vULtr vitn regional economist for the Wasatch Front Regional Council. A conservative estimate, considering the growth on the west side of the valley for the past two mini-skirt- sharp-pointe- d more conservative ladies would show up tons. wearing old ERA but- And the grandmothers would recall the old suffrage slogans to help spice up picket lines, which would literally surround the State Capitol. If you think the recent flood earned the Salt Lake valley national recognition, you aint seen nothin everybodys blood To keep cir- culating, Jane Fonda would set up one of those Dancercize clinics on the front lawn of the State Capitol. Gloria Steinem would be given an honorary office at the UofU where she would incite the female student population into picketing all the businesses and clubs in downtown male-dominate- Tickets On Sale d through Friday, while they redecorated the place. All the Murray firefighters would stand at attention and salute as King would Billy Jean challenge Gov. Scott Matheson to a tennis match at the Salt Lake Country Club. Male legislators would shake visibly before throngs of women wearing hot pink armbands. Womens right to vote would be hastily reinstated. Annette secretary Sawaya sauntered by. Mayor Jerry Maloney and the council in West Valley City, under constant pressure from their wives, would organize and meet regularly with female advisory groups. Come November, you can bet thered be a few more women elected to constable, justice of the peace, school board, county, state and federal posts. Why, in womens rush to gain power, even we journalists would be affected. Suddenly hoards of proficient all-ma- le Why, the effects of the movement would even be felt way out in South Salt Lake, Murray and West Valley City. yet. Sports figures, feminists and movie stars would cancel all their talk shows, luncheons and exercise programs and hightail it to Happy Valley. ' Salt Lake City. South Salt Lake Mayor Jim Davis would start monitoring more intently all the calls to his administrative assistant Jonalyn All the Madelyn Walker. Players, Darlyne Aguilars and Valene Browns would suddenly be heeded in government meetings. The women in Murray Circuit Court would lock court administrator Jay Holt in his office from nine to five, Monday female communication graduates would be clamoring for my job. Ulp! Nevermind. Heck, everybody, kiddin around. I was just J - Hit Play Is Coming To Capitol Theatre SALT LAKE. Tickets for the production that has been hailed nationally as a major breakthrough in recognizing the plight of the hearing impaired are on sale at the Capitol Theatre box office. Is The show Travelers Cheques was officially opened ceremonies Friday and Saturday. ON 52 ACRES . . . The $35 million facility designed to process all American Express Ribbon Is Cut Friday in - filled with great humor, tender, American Express Facility Makes Formal, Public Bow TAYLORSVILLE. located on a site at 4315 So. 2700 West, will have the capability of processing more than a billion transactions annually, said Louis V. Gerstner Jr., vice chairman of the worldwide corporation. To American Express, the new plants importance in handling its huge inter52-ac- Ranking officials of the American Express accurately calculated. and sales advices will arrive daily by air freight from around the globe to be processed by a battery of This complex the represents largest and most important single commitment in here Friday in formal the history of ribbon-cuttinour travelers check ceresaid Mr. monies officially openbusiness, Gerstner. He labelled ing a new $35 million the facility the most travelers check facilitadvanced in the inyThe structure, dustry. The west valley location will serve as the Free Dumping national travelers telephone refund sercheck commitment vice center for the Available At was the keynote of Fri- United States, Canada County Landfill days event. toOf equal and parts of the CaribUtahns bean, company oSALT LAKE. Trash importance is the fact of fficials explained. may be dumped free of the labor Representatives will at the county force it involves will be be on charge duty 365 days a landfill starting tomor- recruited from the and year row (Friday). Beehive state. to The service will last The customers whose corporation until Nov. 15 to give to transfer the travelers checks have plans county residents a other 300 from its been lost or stolen. chance to improve the It will also be the operations center in appearance of their New York. American Express property by disposing The related impact contact point in handlof trash that cannot be on sales and service ing its worldwide collected by regular organizations of the travelers check busiwas it garbage pickup, valley, on utility ness through some noted. and on 89,000 banks and other A similar program systems tax rolls institutions selling governmental was set up last spring. is obvious, if not yet them. Cashed checks Company joined prominent Utahns g em- touching and funny and absolutely enjoyable. It is suitable for the entire family, for a the producers stressed. It entertains as well as educates audiences, he added. spokesman approach. Safety Stressed p.m., Nov. 13 and 14 at 2 p.m. and at 7 p.m. on the 14th. Prices range from $8 to $20, with discounts available for groups of 20 or more. The box office may be reached by calling The story line is about the romance of a deaf woman and a hearing man. 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Prices Effective Oct. 13 ' (Valley Shopping Cantor Next to Safewaysj searching for their The Professionals You Can Trust MR. GIFT SALT LAKE. While Gerstner observed. TRANSMISSION in- spired own. Playwright Mark Medoff was fascinated by the interplay between Frelich, an ac- Wildlife TRANSMISSION O O UTAH NUT HOUSE Frelichs by Help On replacement O O OF OUR FRESH PRODUCTS FREE story was The assist MR. through sign language. The play was a stunning success on Broadway and is venturing on the road for the first time. Salt Lake is one of the first stops. FREE SAMPLES have accumulated female leads. evidence which clearly illustrates that most hunting accidents are acnot that at all cidents. Most were the result of a poor, negligent or careless attitude of conversation ATTN: NUT LOVERS over established around-the-cloc- k Is pride and belief that the world of silence is as rich and worthwhile as the world of sound. Sarah, like Frelich, is dependent upon her husbands translation 535-790- THE WEATHER SUMMARY While Frelich has none of the anger and bitterness of Sarah, 9-- k phasizes the wonderful sense of humor and joy for living common to the hearing impaired. Critics have called it joyous and witty, has light, upbeat Performances will the character she at played, she shares her be offered Nov. Before heading out Children of a Lesser in pursuit of deer, AwardGod, the Tony enare hunters winning play, will couraged to being analyze a limited begin gun handling engagement at their habits and refresh the Captiol on Nov. 9. to Described as an e- their commitment and shooting xtraordinarily pro- handling guns in a safe manner. found, funny and movThrough the years, ing love story, it stars Division of Wildlife and Freda Norman officials Resources Rico Peterson. one-wee- a Lesser of dealing Children God a Although with a serious subject, thru 16, 1982 Retail Quantities (c'i982 Safeway stores incorporated |