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Show t. THE WEEKLY REFLEX. KAYSVILLE, UTAH STREETS Some Pertinent Points. HUMORJSLEQUNQ. Desire to Draw Trade Crops Out in Unexpected Places and at Odd Times. 1 it Is alopJLhls.JattexJiDB...for. the purpose of drawing trade, that a news- paper exclusively for beggars is published in Paris. Its columns are filled with notices of funerals, baptisms, weddings and other social and public events calculated to guarantee generous responses to pathetic appeals from the beggars who, thus apprised, Hock to the scene of the functions, aight or day. A choice sample of humor in advertising is furnished by the notice of dissolution of a disastrous business venture between two gentlemen of .color in the. south. The follow ing bon mot for insertion in the local paper was penned by the survivor of the " . copartnership heretofore resisting twixt Mose Skinner en me am dis day resolved. Dem what yowes de firm will settle wld me, en dem what de firm owes will settle w id Mose." About the last place in which one is the would look for advertising De "has been demonstrated that even there all is fish that comes to the net of the advertiser. It ia recorded of a cer- churchyard,but"it tain shopkeeper possessing a grim sense of humor that he had his grave dug and a tombstone erected at its head some years before his death On the marble he caused to be inscribed: Here lies John Emerson, the Best Hatter In Ohio." A Canadian firm went this one ter-T- he senior partner having passed to his reward, his business associates erected a monument to his 'memory. The tombstone bore these words; Here lies Abram Stokes, founder of the firm of Stokes, Stokes & Co., who for many years have manufactured pickleB and bottled fruits. Best of all and without a rival." For her late husband a grief stricken widow across the ocean put up a stone with this touching inscriptftm , dear departupon Itr - "Here lies ed husband of , who now carries on his business of general outfitter, and always gives good value; terms cash. Bill Nye, the lamented provoker of smiles, once had a cow to sell, or professed to have, and he advertised the animal in this manner: Owing to my ill health, I will Bell at my residence in the township 19, range 18, acording to the government survey, one plush raspberry cow, givTo a man who ing milk frequently. does not fear death in any form she would be a great boon. She Is very much attached to her present home :jw ith a stay chain, but she win he sold to anyone who will treat her right She is Shorthorn and hyena. I w 111 also throw In a shotgun, which goes with her. In Msy she usually goes away for s week or two and returns with a tall red calf with wobbly legs. Her name is Rose. I would rather sell one-fonrt- three-fourth- s h double-barrele- d to a In the want columns of an English non-residen- t" newspaper not long since appeared the 'living te- like would without encumbrance, tired, to correspond with lady about forty, with small means, with one leg preferred, with s view to sn early mar-- . It Is to be regretted that the riage. advertiser did not explain why he preferred a helpmate. Another Englishman in his. home paper boldly declared his want of a wife, who must be quite dumb and deaf, at least fifty years of age, and who hates music, children, pet dogs and strong drink. " following "notice: one-legge- FOR FREE SANTA CLAUS MAIL T p. Undoubtedly a real genius Is respon-- ' sible for the pronUnciamento that It takes a rich man to draw a check, a pretty girl to draw attention, a horse to draw a cart, a mustard plaster to traw the skin, a toper to draw a cork, 41 Tree lunch to day a crowd, and an advertisement tp draw trade. wreck. PLEAD NOTE Your advertising should be your least expensive Writer Names 12 of Worlds salesman; unless it measures up to this standard Greatest Thoroughfares. there is something wrong investigate. Every merchant or manufacPRESIDENT WILSON HAS NEW London's Center of Book and Newsturer should remember that the PLAN FORENDING-AVARF-AR- E Been paper people who buy the goods have Publishing, Has IN MEXICAN repIjBLIC. acquired the habit of looking in K i Awarded the Head New York he Papers Jor informatisa-core He Given Feu,rtn cerhlng them. The time to stop Formal Note Will be Issued Requiring advertising London Which are , the twelve is when you want to That a Constitutional Government stop doing piost famous streets is the world? The business. be Established Out of Chaos Exquestion is extremely difficult to Information Is a good Ingrefor there are three or two isting in Mexico. dient of an advertisement. to factors be factaken into account, An advertisement that would tors which the average man is apt to otherwise be excellent is often Washington llesldent Wilson hat overlook when trying to solve the N. G. whatever because It lacks under (Miistderatlon a new plan for problem. For one thing, a Btreet, to a follow-ur storing pate in Mexico, which he come within this category, must be Desire to possess comet'onfy will dis in. well' with his cabinet and known to folk of civilized every after the awakening of Interest, in make not and public within a few days. merely to those of the There have been few failures trj nation, Huh oitUvals of the government, that could justly be charged to In country it belongs to. For another, while de, lining to say what steps there must be a consensus of expert D, advertising. would le ituki n by tbe United Slates, opinion at least that this street is Cj Publicity Is a sales of the declared that the purixv-worthy reckoned aims being among In Ing more, nothing less. worlds leading thoroughfares in any of tbe govonitiM til hid let n explained n the case; and thirdly, the name of such a sptethes at- Swarth- jm street, wherever fho tiimp 'Dn.--. - nmt JTonntv a The Arneiltnn govi lnmentscourse DOCTOR WOULD ADVERTISE must be one which men and women soon as they hear it, or recognize-aof tution will he embodied in a formal at any rate it must be thus recognized note whnh it is ex posted will require But Couldnt Get Business If He Did, by a very large percentage of travelthul constitutional government must, Because of Existing Prejudice, ers, readers and educated people be established out of the chaos in Says Taft's Physician, TaLjng those characteristics as our Mexko and will Miggest moans foi guide, says atwriter in the london Here are Miss Anna V, Evuns of Philadelphia Ueftl ai,t Miss Olive M accomplishing that purpose. If I thought 1 could do more bus! Telegraph, it is probable that Wilson of Jenkintowu, Pa- - (right), the pretty gills who have been in Washness by advertising, I would begin to Weekly Although the state department hits the following list of twenty Includes of a plan not been informed officially of the reington soliciting the approval of the pnsldent und morrow, was the startling assertion all the best known streets In the world, to send Christmas presents to poor duhlien by means of a postolllce frank f Dr. Charles E ported purpose of General Huerta to Barker, four years and from these the dozen most famous Doth the officials commended the idea and hoped mugtesa some day might declare General to physician President Taft, to the streets would doubtless have to be Rlanquet as having make it possible. Denver Advertising club is certain tbaLyih hem it elevated, chosen. The "of The White House physician had all this sort'include:twenty celebrities line with previous declaration; th the best of an argument which had now looking at this matter from the line street, if we are only to include election last Sunday will not be recRegent street, London. been started by the advertising men Okford street, London. point of view of beauty, or trade, or one Australian road, as seems most ognized as constitutional to Remonstrate that the The Liability of tlieJluorta governsize, or antiquity; we are simply con- likely now And, since a London street Strand, London antipathy of medical men to advertisFleet street, London. sidering the point with regard to fame Is almost sure to be the unlucky 'thir- ment to conduct ix constitutional elecing is a hoax and should meet with and renown, whatever be its cause, as teenth' which has to go, I certatnlf tion, it is Hum it, will lead the Arner Cheapside, London. reform. to give the street the widest thlijgi we must give the preference te lean government to suggest a method London. operating Whitehall, But I wouldnt get the business if Princes street, Edinburgh. degree of popularity. And, taking that the Slr&ud over Cheapside. There can of holding the elections. In wblob I did advertise, was the next new view of It, Fthlnk we must at the start be' no two opinions as to which street safeguards and guarantees can be givOConnell street, Oxford. idea promulgated by Barker. I be rule out Whitehall and Oxford street I best known and most recognized by en which Mill permit the constitution-alist' , High street, Oxford ' lieve that most people would say from the London half dozen, while name and lame among tbe mllliqns of to participate freely, Champs Elysees, Paris. j That fellow likes to blow about him and forefg Rue de Rlvoll, Paris similarly the Nevskl Trospect and the our colonial cousins " self, and they'd go to some other phy TThter den Run de RIvoli tnay be lefTout of Ibe frienda"who'have iievervlsUed any "PLAGUE RATS IN"SEATTLE. Linden,'BerHn.' Biclan. Advertising might get the Lisbon. European section. This decision would part of these islands Tb immense Avenida, business for a dry goods store, but It reduce our number by four, thus leav- number of books, papers and mags Eight Rodents Infected With Plague Foochow road, Shanghai. - Have Been Captured. wcjjd never do for a doctor The Bund, Shanghai ing us with sixteen, from which we sines, emananating Jrbm Fleet street Youre the first doctor I ever heard have yet to choose. have won it popularity abroad in Nevskl Prospect, Sb Petersburg. Battle, Wash. The catching of ft tell the truth as to why he did noi In spots which nevet Collins street, Melbourne. Now, though OConnell street (late wonderfufway. bubonic plague Infected rat at Uniadvertise, declared Ben B. Laska, at SacktlUe street), Dublin, is one of the beard of Cheapside, grand, hoary and Burke street, Melbourne. . street and Railroad avenue torney for medical advertisers in se most beautiful In our islands, and has historic as that dear old Btreet is with versity The Broadway, New York. 1,600 feet further north than any In eral cases brought againstthem lx Fifth avenue, New York. every characteristic of a grand thor- us iu this lund. footed heretofore has been cap rat the courts of this city and county These include, as will be seen, nine oughfare", 1 do not think it is nearly So I think our dozen most famous They all pretend that it's because British streets, two French streets, so well known outside this kingdoms streets of the world would be tbe fol- tured, resulted Wednesday In Cit) but Ive known foi two American streets and one each in are several others in our list here So lowing, probably in tbe order hers Health Commissioner lr, James E theyre ultra-purCrltchton issuing an order for a a long time that it was really because Russia, Portugal and Germany. It we mayr however reluctantly, put it given: more vigorous campaign against the it wouldn't do them any good if the) may be taken as certain that no trav- aside, too. Probably, as the Bund of Fleet street, London. Infected rodents. did. Seven plague eler or person whose opinion was Shanghai would have to give way to London. street, Regent has These interesting statements form based on real knowledge would deny to the Fooscbow road in popularity, we been rats previously caught at Champs Elysees, Paris. ed part of an open discussion conduct- the claim of these twenty to be reck- can omit that also from further considJackson in an o. tbe foot street of York. New Broadway, ed by the club on the old question, oned among the most famous streets eration here, famous as it is sll over building which Is now being demolStrand, London. Should a Physician Advertise? It of the world, however much it might the extreme east Which brings down ished. Fifth avenue. New York. the general opinion of those pres- want, or suggest the Inclusion In that our still existing list to fourteen. But Avenida, Lisbon. ' Mexican Refugee Under Restraint ent that the old idea of professional category of one or two others be fa- the elimination of the next two Princes street, Edinburgh. Vera Cruz. Gen. Felix Diaz, now a J ethics preventing a physician from ad vored. streets from these is a tfiatter of most High street, Oxford. Unter den Linden, Berlin. refugee ou board the American battlevertlsing his practice will be overHence, from this list I think we difficult decision. come in time if the organized advertis- should be able to pick out the chief Burke street, Melbourne, may pership Ixvulsiana, learned Wednesday Collins street, Melbourne. that the privilege of aJytum on a bat Foochow road. Shanghai. ing clubs of the country continue their dozen after some trouble. We are not haps he left out In preference to Cob ties hi p carries with it certain restricadvertisfor honest present agitation tions not unlike prison regulations. ing as a means of upholding their own sion, as its propinquity to the car- By order of Admiral Fletcher, General profession. Not many years ago banks casses below the falls.- - Some years Diaz did not advertise. Now, however, some is prohibited from communicatago a large deer was Been for two or of the best advertising in the country with anyone from shore, without ing three weeks wading a short distance is done by backing houses. the admirals permission. The adin cannot In the months of September into the rsplds from this island, and miral ha given General Diaz to unP, D. Whitaker took the stand that Great Sacrifice of Animal Life and October such abuudant quantities retreating He had been drifted down derstand that such physicians should not be urged to permission will lAv Cataract. Niagara of dead water fowl are found every from above, and not knowing the eafe until the advertising men had in rare instance. on'y given to the he no doubt was morning below the fall, on, the shore, passage over" shore, cleaned house torrid Jhe columns of falls." carried' tbe Volley says Austrian 6hoots Wife. that the garrison of the Iort for a long publications from the objectionable Birds Especially Are Victims, Whits time Jive chiefly upon them; besides that, he found at tbe bottom of tbt adveriising-no- w Utah Uecause h! wife running. Ringham, Geese, Ducks and Squirrels, Foxes the fowl they find also several sorts precipice tbe carcaesee of come deer, would not return to live .with him ... - and Beers Alt Meet Death in of dead fish, also deer, bearrand other and wild bears a blch the. current had after a 0he price T6 separation of several months, Flood. animals which have tried to cross the hurried down the cataract on theh Mike the Seething an Austrian about 24 In spite of everything a merchant Cranovich, to across swim tbe river attempting water above the fall; the larger her in tbe back six can do there will be some of his pashot old, years above it are generally found broken .to New York. The Niagara pitfall or times with an trons who believe that they can get automatic revolver, in was told at Oswego as appropriately dubbed pieces." , . reductions in price if they go after "swan trap, wounds that yvlll flirting A probably conTHAW REPAYS KINDNESS thereabouts" or such that in October at present, deservedly claims them hard enough. "eshis then made fatal, lie prove local here be of feathers to the are found from siderable attention plenty . Every time a price is cut for one of cape. and their below the falls, tbqt a man In a days Benda $50 to Canadian Who Loaned these gentlemen au Injury is done the ornithologists of that region, with time can gather enough of them for read Him His Overcoat tho Day Ha been have always reports cusand Lively Times In Colorado. other his store merchant, his cirwhich several said Waa Deported. Jn feathers beds, decided ornithological they avidity tomers The merchants moral nature Trinidad, Colo, A liomb explosion . as do others came off the birds killed at this faU. In isweakened. so thatbe is an easier cles. These observers, the camp of the Colorado Fuel rue the fact of this al- I aaked the French if this was true. Montreal, Que. A check for $50 has Iron victim next time; the reputation of more remote, company at Sojvria, the burning feel me seen never told been Bent by Harry.K, Thaw to F. they had the store for fair dealing Is impaired, most yearly sacrifice, yet they birds They of a bridge of the Colocado A Wyom, a officer if such but feathers at an With that ,the many thing; Immigration because these favored customers will their helplessness. and kindness shown to tho ing railway between an ever re- were picked off the dead birds, there for talk and if one man gets a better price and animals, it has been Prlmero eea a and battle beta depitched been w a wea he such Matteawaa fugitive tbe day hlrh has might be quantity.' ,,. phenomenon than his neighbors, they have been in- curringmore strikers were and at who man guard Delagna as the in Garceau the or less noted irregularly Toward the close of the eighteenth ported. jured by Just that, difference In price, historical literature of this country. reported to Adjutant General Chase century, Isaac Weld, Jr., made the for one mans dollar is just as good as aa notes happening Wednesday. more buried or These dozens observations: Having following anothers accesnot sources reached of v easily from the the always river, margin A reputation of haring one price Diaz Adherents Jaded. be of proceeded toward the great fall, along to all is worth a great deal to any re- sible to sll zoologists may Mexico City. Seven followers , of the strand, which for a considerable tail merchant, not only in profits but snough pertinent historical interest who were arrested at Vera Felix Diaz, one in part of the way thither consists of also in being free from the nuisance to warrant their collection of conspiracy, were on Cruz chargee in covHazen of Albert beds limestone rock, horizontal Wright says of having to go through a long hag- article, here brought Wednesday and con- and Stream. ered wlth gravel," except,"" in deed, gle every time a considerable sals Forest to the district court. They signed account where great piles of stones have fallen The first and most extended is made. are accused of planning a revolutit.i who cliff. These of from sides the Peter a the Kalm, letter by Whenever you refuse to cut a price Is from r Vera Cruz. la "home several in of beds horizontal that xrote 1750, 2, rock, less t September customer likely you make the me the that into told extend very far river, places Bankers Suggest Amendments. ask for a conncesslon thereafter and of the French gentlemen you increase the respect in which he when birds come flying into this fog forming points which break the force Chicago Suggestion on the curof the current, and occasion strong holds you. That respect is worth dol- or smoak of the fall, they fall down bill, adopted at a meeting of the rency and perish in the water; either be-- , eddies along particular parts of the lars and cents. Investment Bankers association in cause their wings become wet, or shore. Here great numbers of tbe were convention forwarded to here, and of of astonishes ..noise fishes, squlrrels,'fgxea bodies the fall that the Business Started by Want Ad." Senator Owen Wednesday. What they to not unable to where various know other and that, animals, they The want ad pages have forced them, were was kept secret. but others were of stem the current of the river above many men into business for them- go in the dark; bird have been never carried down or the seldom any falls, that selves One man determined to sell opinion, Liquor Confiscated. In that manner; be- them and consequently killed, are the family horse. He put a sign on perishes there Idaho Three Pocatello, wagon- all agree, among the washed cp. Tbe shore is likewise the front gate and told all his friends, cause, as they loads were of confiscated by liquor below found strewed with trees, and large but still no sale. As a last resort he abundance of birds found dead Posheriff on to while the le way of than bave that been pieces the falls, there are ho other sorts timber, put an ad in the paper and sold the catello from American Falls. Wednesin swept away from the sawftiiils .above horse at his own price. The man such as Jive and swim frequently day. It is believed the liquor was falls and carried down tbe preciwas so surprised at this result and the water; as swans, geese, ducks, the Jo bootlegger here. consigned is The timber like. the and generally terribly pice. Harry K. Thaw. attracted by the plan that he bonght water hens, teal of carcasses and tbe all . them flocks of often shattered, And very great Found Dead In. Chair. another horse and sold It and is today are seen going to destruction in this tbe large animals, particularly of large ran to get wn overcoat tor Thaw on an extensive horse dealer. Ky. Dr. John Presi-rtdgLouisville, manner; they swim in the river above fishes, are found very much bruised. the cold morning when be waa rnahed founder and president of the into the A across dreadful stench arises from the United the boundary the fall, and so are carried down lower Scrubbing Machir-ewas found dead in a World, Baptist auin Thaw on an matter States. sat of the water as shivering lying the water, and quantity putrid There has. been perfected a scrub- and lower by home his at chair here Wednesday. fowl commonly delight in being car- shore, and numbreless birds of prey, tomobile and Garceau hurried into the bing machine which looks much like Ho was American also the eeoretary own are seen overcoat hoverbis and for station attracted got by it, always with the stream, so here they the ordinary carpet sweeper. The ried of tbe Baptist World alliance. , of a to him. the letter about Thaw thanks venp this themselves in ing places. enjoying hooded part is a small tank which can indulge check.' with Garceau tho of swiftness so till the wild bave bears been These long, uses pleasure might Merrlam , Refused , Divorce. be filled with scalding 'water, and the w ater becomes so great that it is settlers swine run wild, Francisco. Judge Graham of Ban automatically the" inside mop, so that no Cut Funeral Bill In Half. longer possible tor them to rise, a fact, of which DeWitt Clinton did when the device is pushed across the court refused a divorce the . superior are driven down the precl-- not apparently take cognizance when Comptroller of the to Washington. floor it actually scrubs and wipes np but they O. Merrlam, U. 8. Henry Captain are observed E. a and cut be tbe Downey perish. They penned following .remarks: Treasury George the kitchen.. For rough floors, por- pice J Bessie from Merrlam, A, bis wife, en-I This island (Goat) was formerly the funeral bill of $198 In half. He aald when they draw nigh the fall to ches and cement surfaces, it is said to r $75 wife month a the allowed all to take their with were where erected their a hearse and a hack fleavor might place eagle enough tor bo excellent orate maintenance faring and leave the water, but they, aeries, as well on account of Its secln- a decent funeral" n. IN ADVERTISING OF d City Will Advertise. , Pasadena, CaL, will be well both in the north and south, in the lair and winter mouths. 'At a recent meeting of the board of trade directors it was decided to send sets of the latest Pasadena steropticon views to the sCalifornia development board, for exhibition at the boards lectures in the Ferry building. San Francisco. Similar sets will also be sent the Radnor Worlds Fair tour at San Antonio, Texas, the lectures being under the supervision of A L 'E&hman, the president, and for the purpose of attracting large numbers of people to visit the Pacific coast during the Panama Pacific exposition at San Pranncisco in 1915. adver-Used- Difference Between Advertiser. The tyro waits until conditions are right for advertising before he begins. The man who has made his success, and is still making It, used advertising as a force to make conditions right. Therein lies a big difference in men which will explain many Recesses and many failures.. aid-no- th- e -- ai sidt-iil- s ;t s time-honore- d s -- e, s DRAWN OVER FALLS e All" ani-am- ls -- .1 Gar-cea- u, Coati-cook- , ft e, ear-marke- d fr f - |