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Show PAGE TWO WEBER HERALD Why Not Call at the Briscoe Our Candy is always FRESH LET US REPA1 R YOUR BROKEN GLASS Griffin Paint Company 2310 Washington Ave. The Leader, (INCORPORATED) 2.351 Washington Avenue THE JAUNTY FALL PLUSH C OAT IS THE HIT OF THE SEASON. We have a splendid line moderately priced. WE DO NOT KEEP HATS WE SELL THEM. See Our Remarkable Autumn Millinery. Crown Painless Dentists 2468 WASHINGTON AVE. Between 24th and 25th (East Side Street) J. P. Ridges I desire to let my friends and acquaintances know that they will receive prompt and efficient attention at this studio. I have the best operator that money can procure direct from the celebrated Sarony Studios in New York City. Come in today and inspect our samples. Our photographs are the finest that skilled artists can produce. Open Sundays from 12 to 6 P.M. 416 24th Street. WEBER HERALD Published every other Thursday during the school year by the Students of the Weber Academy and College. Official paper of the Weber Academy and College Address all comunications to Weber Herald, Ogden, Utah. STAFF WILLIAM KASIUS Managing Editor ELMON LINFORD Advertising Manager JOHN EMMIOTT Associate Editor AGXES STEVEN'S Exchange Editor MARCUS BLUTH Staff Typist ROLAND BROWNING Staff Artist REPORTERS LOUISE BROWNING '20 RUTH TANNER '22 RUTH SCOWCROFT '21IRMA CRAM '2 5 Vol. IV. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 30, 1919. No. 4 4- -"r EDITORIAL "OUR FOOTBALL TEAM" For the first time in her history, Weber is developing a football team. Eacli night of practice makes our team stronger, each game we play results in a number of marked improvements. Our m,en are certainly rounding into a strong aggregation. Other schools have one thing to be thankful for and that is the lack of experience of Weber's team. But as the season develops we expect to finish with a football squad well worth being proud of. Unlike' in other schools, however, football is not as yet the major scholastic sport. The students do not ex press the enthusiasm that is witnessed in other institutions. The' do not seem to realize the necessity of giving the team their support. Fellow students, the team needs your support. Even though we have not a state championship eleven, we must back them to the limit. A losing team needs all the life, pep and energy that they possess in order to turn the tallies and this can only be accomplished by the actions of the people on the side-line. Everyone Dut to the game tomorrow and open up. HEALTH (By Dr. Arthur Hambletonian Pea-body, U. S.) Uloomed . .-frrTR'i. 1 depai Jr-Jr'Ar PI a ni b 1 e t o n ia n Pea-body, Vetrinary Surgeon. The former has incurred the righteous indignation and wrath of the scientific world by recently advancing the theory that hives is a hyperbolic disease caused by the introduction of an idea into the mind of a person weakened by hang nailes. We vouch for the reliability of our learned friend, A. Hambletonian, who has never been known to display evidence of anything but a very meager intelligence.) Exercise. There is nothing more effective for enervating the human system than exercise. When a man is healthy his chest expands, his complexion is egg-less, his step is quick and springy, as if walking on hair, and his eye gleams like a cut glass diamond. He strides enthusiastically to his daily labor, his head in the air, his eyebrows elevated, the joy of living shining upon his nose, and a song upon his vocal chords. The maidens gaze enraptured upon his long and luxuriant eyelashes, his sloe-black, fast black hair, and his carefully creased socks, while the love light gleams in their ears. He is the sinecure of all eyes, indeed. Such is the healthy man. You who do not know of these joys will do well to follow the directions below. Hold both arms horizontally and lay the head back until it rests upon the lumbar vertebrae. Distend the nostrils an inch or more and take a deep breath preferably of air. While doing this elevate yourself on the toes. Remaining in this position expand the chest until it touches the ceiling. Exhale quickly, being careful that the mind is kept concentrated upon the subject, and that the rafters of the room are not displaced this may cause some serious inconvenience. Repeat this exercise except that you do not exhale. Body elevated upon the toes arms horizontal chest expanded to the ceiling head upon the spinal column, whistle the Declaration of Independence through twice and deliver an address upon the League of Nations. Repeat this simple exercise forty to fifty times in the half hour before breakfast every morning. In a week increase to seventy times in the half hour. If these directions are carefully' ?Hhe.red to -I a'y'Aev. chat th (0ject will either commit hari-kiri or attempt to shave his own neck within one month. SOPHS HAVE UNIQUE PARTY SEE SHOW FROM ROOST The "sophs" have gone to roost but they haven't gone to sleep. They are always awake and up and doing. You would think so too, had you been at Weber on Tuesday evening, October 14, 1919. You would have seen a large crowd gathered in the hall and you would also have noticed how happy everyone was. Your curiosity would have led you to follow them. When you saw them leaving you would, no doubt, have put on your coat and hat and quietly marched behind them. You would have become very interested when you saw several of the young gentlemen escorting young ladies and you also would have decided to keep up and would wonder where these merry people were going. You could not have guessed until you had seen them stop in front of the Orpheum. The crowd walked in and so would you. Your resolution being formed you would buy a ticket which in your opinion would be very expensive. Still you would follow the crowd and wonder where they were leading you. You would become very dizzy as you climbed the stairs leading to well possibly heaven, and would have given a quick start as someone ahead gave a scream of fright. At last you would reach the top and entering the balcony would realize that you were out of place. ou would have looked over the audien.e and seen many familiar faces. You would have been obliged to take a back seat but when the curtain rose you would have become so interested that you would have forgotten where you were. This is not for your would have seen a beautiful lady walk in her sleep. When the play was over you could not have helped being glad your curiosity had gotten the best of vou. LOST! TO ' WEBER" EVERY FOOT BALL GAME THIS SEASON A. FRItND knock 'em dea'd Weber. we're right with you. and alter the game come down and get a bunch of "Jazzy" Yictrola, Columbia and Edison Records to pipe the day off. ::.V.i?T(.v- GLEN BROS, -ROBERTS PIANO GO, Hudson Ave. This City I We have the , Chili and Chicken Tamales Greenwells Confectionery 23 4 L Washington Avenue S at rfcct.s euttowa 11 )GDFN.UTAH. BETWEEN FRTENrQ A PHOTOGRAPH j 13 t fsftd3 9 i 1 fib?1 "" 'U L '.jmri' " ' - -r1 "WW-'-' n FRANK McINTYRE, Manager L 2469 Washington Over Paine & Hursts Phone 77 Chiropractic Is Right Have you the backbone to be well? The next time you are sick try Chiropractic. You will get well and keep smiling. Adjustments will correct the cause of your dis ease. Examinations Free The Name McKELL The Place 411 Col. Hudson Building I. J. McKELL PHONE G30 Chiropractor-Palmer Graduate 0den Utah |