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Show January 25, 1934 Page 9 OVER THE HICCUPS With Abigail Oh, the bold, bad sophs to the reshmen did boast Of their athletic powers and such; Now the frosh are awaiting a big wiener roast, For the sophomores didn't get beaten--by much! Well, there could be any number of reasons why the feminine soph swimmers didn't show up, but it's my personal opinion that they haven't been counting their calories properly. No will power I guess. (That's pretty subtle; you probably won' t get i t. ) The milk-drinking contest was really unfair --the sophs have had more experience with bottles and such. (Mostly such) Yes, the sophs won both of the tea the r -bl owing contests. It's plain to see which class has the mos t hot air. Somewhere in this cold-hearted "institution" there's a lad who must be in love. I'm told that Yogi insists on crooning in the shower. Weep your tears For Gordon Wright Who like a lamp Went out at night. At least Jim Carr knows his capacity now. He says there's a limit to everything even beer. And then there's the story of Dorothy Shar-rett at the stock show. "Oh, Rula," she says, "look at those enormous pigs over there!" And Rula informs her that they're merely cattle lying down. Famous sayings of infamous people: Fil Ogden: Now listen, Abigail, I want you to put this in your column-- Geneva: I'm a d i s i 1 1 us i onedwoman. Winston: Agfa's the best club you moose. Clyde Bassett: What's the difference between a duck? (For answer send a stamped, self -addressed envelope.) Gene Clark: Nothing comes to those who wait but old age. Don Banks: Now that Jeanette has left me I'm going to devote my life to bard work, just to show her what she's missed. And when Bill said that he wouldn't mind going through life with Curt as a partner, Abigail wondered if all Geneva's and Fay's efforts had been in vain. Orson Young in special interviews (by appointment) will tell anyone about the facts of life which he learned from his experiences on the range. (Anything you have to offer will be apprec i ated. ) "Your lips are luscious, red, and soft, One kisses you and then regrets, Because they taste so damnably Of lousy cigarettes." This is station A-B-B-Y signing off. . . WEBER COLLEGE BOOK STORE College Inn ; Try a "STUDENT LUNCH." Meat pie and Hot Chocolate Hamberger and Milk Chocolate Sandwich and Malted Milk Chili Wafers Salad Home-made Cruellers TYPEWRITERS FOR RENT BY WEEK OR MONTH. ( l Do your theme writing the neatest way. Bring in your books for re-sale sale at your own price. Smalley Brothers "The Time Den" Phone 4386 Jewelers Watchmakers Ogden, Utah Good Portraits are priceless, yet cost little more than poor ones, which are worse than worthless. The Loveland Stud io 480--24th St. Phone 208 W |