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Show AUGUST 1996 APPAPGRT APPIN: une up your mountain . and get geared up for Jimmie Heuga’s Toyota Mountain Bike Express — coming to Wolf Mountain, Saturday, September Newsmaker 14. Teams of three will compete JIMMIE HEUGA’S in a two hour relay marathon TOYOTA for great prizes from Revo, and Schwinn. $300 per team. Riders of all By I.B. Rappaport Editor’s The Toyota Mountain Bike Express benefits the Jimmie with multiple sclerosis. Rappaport: But Darrell, twirling disease is killing fish throughout the West. Doesn’t that concern you? A NEW DINNER MENU! would have it, the Park Cafe has changed it’s dinner menu to offer you a delightful variety of We invite you to come enjoy springtime at the Park! As tradition Pll refreshing meals indicative of springtime. Open daily for breakfast, lunch and dinner, the Park Cafe continues to offer, seasonally, innovative and diverse menus of exquisite cuisine. A private room is available for meetings, special occasions and festive celebrations. The Park Cafe i) can, also, cater private parties at your home or office. Darrell: You know what concerns us is that we want to make money by selling trout to the state and these wimps want to stop us. I don't give two hoots for no twirling disease. Rappaport: But Darrell, and of course you, too, Darrell, is that why you brought your brother, the governor, into the picture? To get rid of all those pesky fish experts at the wildlife department. Darrell: Looky here, there ence now and then when you're in the right. Those state guys ain't got no business tellin’ us what to do. Other Brother Darrell: Yeah, ‘specially when your brother is the governor. He’s the boss, ain’t he? Rappaport: Rappaport: But isn’t that corruption at its worst? Isn’t that turning state nor’s ¢ can make a handsome Other Brother Darrell: Yeah, and he made us promise to sell him back his shares, later. Darrell: Darrell. I told you, Other Brother What'd I say? Wrong? shut Darrell: Rappaport: Look, guys, don’t you Darrell: Hey, that ain’t our problem, man. Those guys at wildlife are supposed to keep the waters clear of that stuff. Rappaport: But you had Other Brother Darrell: Yeah, but they got a bunch of new guys to take their place. And they know the program, if you get my meaning. Darrell: Shut the heck up, Darrell. Rappaport: you have In anything closing, Darrell: We didn’t do wrong. We was just tryin’ to profit, like everybody else. 18 Brother Darrell: Yeah, so guys, the governor? Other Brother Darrell: and then our brother is going for president. Ain’t he, brother? Darrell: gonna kill you. Dang @ do to say for your- make a profit. All the while poisoning Other your brother fire them all after they investigated twirling disease at your fish hatchery. the waters for everyone. 487-1670 up, Huh? think you're putting the entire state in danger of twirling disease? Have you no conscience about spreading this highly contagious disease to every waterway in the state? selves, or your brother, Darrell: See, there you go with that poppycock, again. It’s nothin’ like that. We worked through channels and got variances from the aquaculture board. Then the director of agriculture signed off on it. PAGE family Darrell: Hey look, our brother, the governor, didn’t know nothin’ about it. He doesn’t even own any of the business. He sold us his shares before he took office, so it’s all above board. But Darrell and Darrell, influence — that your brother has gutted the wildlife department so his family can 604 East 1300 South guys government on its ear, so the gover- some people are saying that is undue For the first time . . . or again. other Darrell: Shut up. ain’t nothin’ wrong with usin’ a little influ- | there. Then we got those fired, didn’t we Darrell? profit? Darrell: Ah heck, the way they talk about it, you’d think it was the Bubonic Plague. It’s more like the common cold, really. Springtime at the Park. THE PATIO IS OPEN! Having achieved a reputation as one of Salt Lake City’s finest restaurants, the “quaint,” open-air atmosphere of The Park Cafe patio, offers you an impressive backdrop of delightful Liberty Park. controversy Rappaport: Darrell, word has it ‘that you and your brother, Darrell, have been spreading the dreaded twirling disease throughout the state. What about it? information contact Sandra at 801-582-9969. It’s springtime at the Park Cafe. That means a number of things. With brother, Darrell. Live Music, Silent Auction and Raffle for Wolf Mountain season ski pass, Evolution skis and more! Heuga Center and people note: swirling around the governor and his family’s fish farm, our intrepid Rappaport went to talk mano-a-mano with the governors brothers, themselves. The following is an interview Rappaport conducted with the governor’s brother, Darrell, and his other Sunday, August 25 at Wolf Mountain at 3:00 p.m. abilities are welcome. | and Twirling Disease JOIN US FORA KICK-OFF PARTY The entry requirement is For more The Guv’s Brothers MOUNTAIN BIKE EXPRESS Grip Shift, Rock Shox, Thule Interview it, nothin’ make a Yeah, to run Darrell. I’m |