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Show 22 November VITAL READING Canyon Reporter Volume Il, Issue 3. December 1995 Publisher John Bresee Editor David Charles Baker LETTERS TO THE EpiToR WPS A Sea isha aa PARK & Rive Baa Sie eta Token Hippie CONTINUING aire “Dirty Dish” Danno Creighton Hart David “Protein Window" Peck | Russell Agle Contributing Photographers Chris “BigHair” Murray Lee Gohen’ —. Cover Boy Kelly “WhiteBuffalo” Hancock WCR Legal Squad | Brady ‘Slip and Fall Guy” Toensing Eddy “Dog Bite” Carrrolll, Ill, ESQ Adam “WeddingBlues” Chase ~ Animal Trainer Carolyn “Julie” Uhle — Davio Peck ETN | Om Can AN a0 Wine Wee AitA’S ScHOOL BULLWHEEL haa) | BECAUSE SUCKING UP IS OUR UNS subscription’; to: WCR SUBS, PO-BOX 8118, ALTA UT. 84092-8118. Despite} what you may hear or read, we really do send out the papers, eventually. |New, special offer: BUY 10 SUBSCRIPTIONS for $200 prepaid, GET1) FREE*. Order them for all your friends. *Do this and get a free psychiatric ons . iu SOvER' PHOTO BY: e Cohen Mahe % > SUBJECT: Anthony Dixon . « JC) 2 © to a wide variety of people and places in and around our canyons, the lower 48, and the world (one issue goes to Hong Kong). We can’t afford that sub{scription verification service yet, so trust us. All material © 1995 and all that. Printed on partially-recycled paper. No swiping our brilliance without written permission of someone who works here. The opinions expressed in this august publication are those of the writer. Asurprising number of people lack a good, solid sense of humor. Try to find yours if you read something you hate. Until you see a “Fact Checker’ listed above, accuracy is not guaranteed. Caveat Emptor. You get what you pay for. If you don’t agree with something, writea letter. Or better yet, type an article and send it to us on an IBM-compatible disk with printout. We welcome art, photos, 35,000 word manifestos| and gifts of food. We might run it if it doesn’t stink - but most stuff stinks. Be sure and include a photo release. None of that Apple stuff, please - we use Photoshop & QuarkXpress for Windows. Submissions will not be returned. If you enclose a self-addressed stamped envelope we'll use it to pay a bill or something. Wasatch Canyon Reporter PO Box 8118 Alta UT 84092-8118 Voice 801-486-1388 Facsimile 485-2735 CompuServe E-Mail to “76761 ,205” | America On Line E-Mail to “WasatchCR” Not to be missed- our incredible homepage:| http://www.wecr.com | rie . Back issues $2 each. Bulk discounts available. Letters to the “Editor” should go to the same address. We publish every one] as we get if it has your name and address and youse don't call anyone a} *@$%#&!” or discuss bathroom activities. We'll withhold your identity if you] _ ask, but we gotta give it to anyone you libel. The Wasatch Canyon Reporteris a community newspaper published once or sometimes twice a month all year. The next issue comes out in a few weeks. The WCR is the medium alti- ae tude alternative published by another bunch of people with a computer anda}. laser printer. This paper is staffed exclusively with volunteers & we'll take anyone - we even let Creighton write. 12,000 issues are mailed or hand-delivered WordPerfect, \} Bie RON Dinine Review: Davin’s KircHen TCT OLNbe ego e879 _ [TO SUBSCRIBE: $20 for about a year, $38 for two or so $1000 for a lifetime] Word, oiry | Contributors 7 INThr CALENDAR DINING IN SANDY Marta Marta “Marta” Heilbrun interview from “Dr.” Baker. ast) an — Resort Uppares Creighton Hart ~ Animal Maxie me ae Tae Production Manager Balog Staff Mystic Ron Pinner _Data Janitor zoned Real Estate Editor AlexAnder ‘Alex’ Miller Advertising Sales Your Name’Could Be Here Tad Turgeon oe) Wasatch 1995 |