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Show Page 10 , Anything Sees by Rolf W Kay WeTe getting to be a nation ot frustrated individuals. And I know why were in this predicament. First of all, every day in every way, were getting instructions and commands from persons we dont even know exist. arate the toilet tissue from its container. Im convinced that somewhere there is a mad scientist who spends his entire life inventing contraptions which prevent persons from obtaining no more than a square inch of toilet tissue at a time. When Im through washing For instance, when I' get up in my hands I reach for the paper the morning I like to listen to the towels and again Im forced to obey radio. the rules. I like to blot my hands, j More often than not, I want to but the instructions say, Rub Don Not Blot. 'Sometimes I stand change stations. I figure I have there for a half an hour, until I am every right to do this, inasmuch alone in the restroom and then, as its my radio:;" when Im sure that no one is and this is a fre I blot my hands. watching, c o u n t ry. But as I get But the trouble is, I feel guilty ready toa change stations, about it all day long. If there are voice comes out cloth towels in the place, I really of the box and get frustrated. Theres a timer in says, dont touch the box that lets the towel rothat dial! Well, tate only every couple of minutes. I dont, Thursday, December 14, 1961 THE VALLEY VIEW NEWS but it frustrates me. When Im in town, I want to cross the street, but theres a little sign that says, Dont Walk. So, being a good citizen, I wait until the sign changes to Walk. This is all well and good, but when Im halfway across the street, the sign goes back to Dont Walk. I keep walking but it bothers me to disobey the command. Sometimes I feel like running across the street, but I dont because theres no sign that says Run. The place where I really get frustrated in is the rest room. It seems I spend half my life trying to sep- - Servicemens News Charles S. Huffman, ATSAN, United States Navy, son of Mr. and Mrs. Jacob B. Huffman, 4103 West 5780 South, Kearns, Utah, recently completed. schooling at the Naval Air Technical Training Center at Memphis, Tenn., receiving a letter of commendation from the commanding officer for attaining the highest scholastic average in the Aviation Electronics Technical Antisubmarine Course School, Class A, and on his graduation as Honor-ma- n of the ATSA graduates. And if the guy who installs the towels is up to par, the towel is so short that you cant get it around your hands. But it isnt too tragic because after you have read the instructions and try to rotate the towel once or twice, your hands have dried by themselves anyhow. About three years ago we bought some front room furniture. To this day there is a little white tag hanging from the bottom of these chairs. You cant imagine how many times Ive been tempted to tear off that piece of paper. But every time I do, I read the fine print, which says. Do Not Remove This Tag Under Penalty of the Law. So, the tag is still on. Id rather have the room look unsightly than risk going to jail. And sometimes I take some medicine and after Ive taken it I read the instructions, which say, Shake well before using. This bothers me because I know that somewhere along the line Ive not done what I should have done. So this is why were frustrated. There are just too many instructions to ollow. And its going to get worse. On the George Washington Bridge theres a sign that states, In case of an Air Raid, Drive Off Bridge. What are you going to do? Mail Early and Dont Purchasing Groceries Disappoint Your . . . F amily for Christinas i With the peak of Christmas man just over the horizon, Postmaster David R. Trevithick said today that every postal employee is digging in harder than ever to insure delivery of all Christmas cards and gift packages before Christmas day. The flood of outgoing Christmas cards and gifts is about equal to the torrents of incoming mail that get larger every day. The Postmaster urges that all of us make it a point to Do It Now A delay of a few days at this critical time may mean disappointing your friends and loved ones on Christmas Day. Bob Sorensen, Quentin Palmer, Ron Swim prepare groceries coming Saturday night Bingo game prizes. for BUILDERS MART 3804 West 3500 South Phone CY Be sure to tie your Christmas 8-21- 21 cards in bundles with addresses all facing one way, using labels left at your home by your mailman. They are marked All for Local Delivery and All for Delivery. Dont forget to put your name an address on all" Christmas card. envelopes and package labels. Tying in with National Improved Mail Service Programs, the Postmaster urges that you divide your mailing into groups, with those for the most distant places going first, and mail early in the day. The Postmaster especially requests that you get your packages and cards into the Post Office immediately and Christmas cards for local and nearby points at least, a week before the Christmas Day. Out-of-To- out-of-sta- FRIDAYS te Kearns Faculty Drops Basketball Fracas December 1, 1961, the faculty and varsiity of Kearns Jr. High had their second rival game of the year. What brought this about was the fact that the faculty was so badly trounced the first time and they challenged us again. Of course, the varsity accepted the challenge! Bowling News GRANGER COMMERCIAL LADIES KCC SHIFT NO. 6 Leading Team 190 Miner Game Carol igh igh Series Carol Dymock 514 KCC SHIFT NO. 3 Team No. 2 High Game Harold Beck 220 High Series Harold Beck 534 Leading Team EMPIRE MIXED DELTON -- HARMONY Leading Team Durfey's Cleaner's High Game Roxie Morse High Series Roxie Morse 614 MEN'S Team No. 4 DELTON DELTONETTES Leading Team Team No. 2 High Game Joyce Harold 190 High Series Joyce 493 Leading Team High Game Jerry Creasy 226 High Series Grant Peterson 603 DELTON GAYS and GALS ' Men Allen Warr 213 Game High High Series Men Joe Williams 546 High Game Women Marion Williams and June Hansen 191 High Series Women Marion Williams 527 GRANGER CIVIC LEAGUE Leading earn Boothe Fisheries High Game Rich Carter 231 High Series Rich Carter 581 DELTON MERRY CHRISTMAS LA'DIES LEAGUE Beta Cleaners Nellie Powell and Donna Leading Team High Game Sessions ORR FEED MILLS High Series 210 Laura Daniels 536 DELTON MAJOR LEAGUE Leading Team Rupp Garage High Game (Tie) Theron Coon and Short Grant 225 High Series Short Grant 630 Neil Tischner 609 3600 WEST 3500 SOUTH DELTON PET FEEDS FIREPLACE 1 Leading Team Team No. 1 High Game Lou Fisher 226 High Series Lou Fisher 606 HOOFERS Team No. Leading Team Rushtons High Game Women Ella Rushton 201 High Series Women Hope Latham 552 High Game Men (Tied) Evan Colledge Boze Tayor - Chet Fassio 215 High Series Men Alma Rushton 559 SUBURBAN Leading Team Dot's Kut & Kurl High Game Virginia Colledge 190 High Series Virginia Colledge 538 Leading Team Granger Garden Center High Game Tuck Woodbury 236 High Series Short Grant 597 MARDI GRAS Leading Team High Game Women Skip Pickens 188 High Series Women Skip Pickens 529 High Game Men Leonard Brewster 213 High Series Men (tie) Scott Stolker and Leon Robertson COAL f The Boys Association then had a night game and charging admission. With the proceeds we will buy new track uniforms. the idea of making it So the night of the game came, and the people were arriving. The gym was fairly full when the gamq got underway. (Days before the Kearns Jr. High volleyball coach, Mr. Grant Heber, told the A team that we were not going to dress and the uniforms were going to the B team. All the team members, depressed and mad started to dress in their gym clothes, when coach Heber burst out laughing and gave us some brand new uniforms. Surprised, stunned and very happy, we accepted them. After that, all moods were changed for the best both teams fully dressed, and the A team in their silvery white new suits went out to wax the faculty.) Well, the game started. The Panther Jrs. took an early lead. The Panther Srs. were surprised and shocked. Coach then started substitutions, and the score ran up to 23-- 9 at the half. The teachers in their huddle then decided they would really try to overcome the varsity. 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