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Show Page 4 iissii!ia!it!Dii!!aiiiiB;ii:ii:i!BD:!L'B;iiiKi!!iiBiia:ciiii!iti'!!:n:o:D!L ANYTHING GOES By Rolf W. Kay That time of the year is coming to Pango Pango. around again. Im talking about List all fast deals involving I I mon-Incom- e Tax time. Someone once ey. If ' the amount involved was considered a loss, stick to legiti mate deals and plant more pota toes. Farmers should raise more said that there are only two things in life that are certain: Death and Taxes. Unfortunately they dont come in that order. I dont know about you, but Im getting to the point where I cant afford to support J my family and sons. On Schedule C, under (A) list St. Francis Announces Lenten Program Father Benvegnu announced that with the beginning of the Lenten Season on Ash Wednesday, Mass will be held each evening at 6 p.m. Each Wednesday and Friday evening after Mass, there will be Lenten Devotions. Father James T. Kenney wil lspeak each Wednesday evening during Lent on a va riety of topics to be announced at a later date. Friday evenings will be devotions of the Stations of the Cross. Confirmation is scheduled for March 22 at St. Francis Catholic Church. More details will follow in later issues. A games party will be held at the hall on Saturday evening at 8:15 p.m., according to information provided by Mrs. Peg Hayes of the Catholic Altar Society. The Jackpot is now at $300, just waiting for some lucky person to claim it. Ay 4, I desire them and missed receiving theirs at the service last Sunday. BRIMLEY T.V. SERVICE All Makes Repaired Guaranteed Work -- the amount you shauld pay. Under list the amount you think you should pay. If (B) is greater than the government (A) see your head doctor, youve both. But theres got a headache. If you are paying with a rubber Sj one consolation, at least my fam- - check you must have a priority, ily wont send me If this return was prepared by to jail for not some one else he must be executed supporting them on Page 3. No witnesses are neces-a- s lavishly as I sary. If your tax is more than $24.37 support the gov-- 1 ernment. you may deduct Henna Bleach, e ?.. Frankly, I dont Hormone pills and monkey glands. If you have teen age children like the present Income Tax Form use Bad Debt Schedule instead of new I and would like to propose a this form. List all amounts with-mate- d Estione. This would be called the Rev. Homok of the Murray Bible from your pocket by your drawn Deficit Return. Before filling Church announced that on Sunday this form out it might be wise to wife, After filling out this form, mail evening at 7:30 p.m., Feb. 12, Mr. read a copy of Twenty Thousand Ketterer will have a Chalk Years in Sing Sing. If, after read- - it to Prisoner 54678398 at Alcatraz, Ray Talk at 171 E 4800 South. ing this book, you still want to He is the Collector of Internal Rev-fil- e t this return, here are the gen-- 1 enue but unfortunately last year St. Observes Pauls Boy Scout eral directions to follow. (Incident- he goofed. Sunday ally, if this is a joint return, be In observance of Boy Scout sure to list the joint where you Founders' Day Sunday, Boy Scouts of Troop 267, are filling out the form.) will take part in the service at St: If your net deficit exceeds the Granger Elementary Pauls Lutheran Church, Sunday 4 surtax of foreign dividends by has School Granger Elementary whichever is the greater of 37 of morning at 10 a.m. The troop is their for program plans hoping to have its new charter for your gross exemptions (whichever completed ac-Founders eir is smaller) deduct the mean return Day program, presentation at that time. The n to Warbur-oMrs. Barbara scouts have prepared exhibits Group 6 (if greater) and enter corain& on Publicity chairman. She also which can be seen displayed at Form T54R-8No allowance Browns Shoe Store and at Durfey for any annuities listed under fi- - exencs a special invitation to x to be this Cleaners. for spe-tapresent trust funds under special eryne visitations of the is planned made be made unless falling ?ial evfnt This Program of St. Pauls friends and American members under special deficit as noted. If 1?. conjunction with the a Service program and the pur-pla- will begin this Sunday. Installation you are a farmer use Form 74 and ie 1S to further good will. There of the visitors will be held at the more potatoes. If you are a Pse hundred ex- regular 10 a.m. service on Sunday. white collar worker, you may de are about twenty-fiv- e Holy Communion will be celeduct the price of headache powders. change students in the United Now that you fully understand States. Students come here for one brated on Ash Wednesday at 8 p.m, the general instructions please fol- year of high school training. Grang- at St. Pauls Lutheran Church. er has a boy from Italy. Any school Each Wednesday during the Lentlow the outlined procedures: that accepts one of the exchange en Season, Pastor will hold a speIf you are married, explain why. students are then eligible to send cial service at 8 p.m. The topics State if you were over 65 or one of their students. of these services will be announced couldnt see well, or both. If you are living with your wife please explain this also. Please include your name, address, and phone number and any good phone numbers you may have in you rlittle black book. Be sure to list your city and state. If you 8:00 P. M. are in the state of intoxication, NEW GAMES PLENTY OF PRIZES please make a note of it. the list Under deficits, you may Pot raises you thought you were going Feb. I Ith $300.00 Saturday, to get but didnt get Also include PLENTY. OF WELL LIGHTED PARKING all the bonuses and commissions the company cheated you out of. Come and Enjoy the Fun You may also include the interest you lost in the little blond secretary at the office. If your wife is helping you with this return ignore the last question. You may also ignore the secretary if she ignored you. Under contributions you may include any of the following: gyp parking meters, one arm bandits, bets lost to better golfers, and bad election bets. This include 'Side one of the return. Now turn over on the other side. This also prevents snoring and bed sores. Now list the totals of Side One. Subtract personal exemptions by (B) at a later date. Pastor Samuelson announced that the Lenten Home 'Altars are available to those who UNIQUE UHOLSTERY "We Don't Make Claims Just Do Good Work" VERN - $14.50 Value Special $1295 Most 21" PIX TUBES $39.50 & Inst. Call: 4860 So. Redwood Road AM CY 34 Calls 31 CY 8-26- or HU 4-03- I of . 9. ev-ducia- ry Pre-Lent- en nt - BINGO PARTY ST. FRANCIS PARISH HALL Jack the temperature at three oclock yesterday, divide by weight at ringside and multiply by two no trump. If you trump higher than the Jack of Spades, see special instructions but dont beat' your wife. Before you go any further, please check tire pressure, oil, gasoline, and holes in the roof. If this is getting confusing, al ways remember; going east, read up; going west, read down. If you are using Cchedule A, explain deductions made in 18S4 for loss incurred in remaining cost of Depreciation Allowance as an acThis doesnt make cumulation. sense but it give you something to get your teeth into. If you were on an expense account, ignore this return and see your travel agent for the next boat Drink Milk as a snack-.- and feel You always need protein. re-freshe- Thats why you never outgrow your need for Milk. Get the Milk idea 3 glasses every day. 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