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Show Monday • November 24,2008 Cha-cha is a phone service that will answer any question for you at any time of day. Kind of makes you wonder why you're spending all that cash on tuition, doesn't it? The UVUReviewvriM ask Chacha important questions every week, continuing with what is possibly the most important question of all: HAPPY KSGIVIN What is the best way to hide the fact that you're drunk from your family at thanksgiving? -Drink coffee, stay quiet so you don't say anything out of the ordinary, and so they can't tell you are slurring your words. -Be sure to brush your teeth before you go and chew gum while there. Then just try to act as normal as possible." -Just hide away in the bathroom proclaiming a stomach bug." -Either don't get drunk or hope the rest of your family is too drunk to notice you're too drunk to hide being drunk. To ask Cha-cha your own questions, send a text to 242-242. Thanksgiving on a budget [ Cranberry Sauce: •MERINDA DAVIS % Menu: Turkey - 6.00 Gravy - .50 Food, football and family Rolls-1.50 are all common descriptions of Thanksgiving. One word Mashed Potatoes - 2.00 that is usually excluded from Stuffing-1.00 Salad-2.50 this list is money. Corn-1.00 With costs rising as the economy is dwindling, this Cranberry sauce - .75 year's Thanksgiving festivi- Apple Pie or chocolate mousse ties may come up short. Fear pie - 4.00 not: Here is a Thanksgiving dinner for four that can be Total: 19.25 made with less than twenty dollars. Staff writer To add a little homemade touch here are a couple of recipes to help along Thanksgiving dinner. (very good, and very easy) 1 bag fresh cranberries (I use the frozen kind, thawed) 1 cup sugar 1/2 cup water Cut along the dotted line for Thanksgiving recipe cards Double Chocolate Moose Pie; (very good, and very easy) 1 prepared oreo cookie crust 1 package (80z) cream cheese 12 oz semi-sweet chocolate chips 16 Oz frozen whipped topping (thawed) Melt the chocolate chips and the cream cheese together. Spread 1/3 mixture on pie crust. Fold in all but one cup of the whipped topping to the choco mixture. Spread into pie crust. Spread remaining whipped topping over top. Garnish with grated chocolate. Chill until serving. Boil together, until the cranberries start popping. Homemade Stuffing: (very good, a little more difficult) 1 Ib bread cut into 1/2 inch cubes 1 chopped onion 1 cup chopped celery (about 4 ribs) 1 apple, chopped 1 cup chopped walnuts 1 Ib Italian sausage, cooked and drained 1 teaspoon rubbed sage • 1.teaspoon dried thyme 1 teaspoon salt . 1/2 teaspoon pepper 1 1/2 cups chicken broth In a preheated 400 degree oven, toast bread cubes 5 -7 minutes or until barely golden, in a large skillet, cook onion, apple and celery over medium heat for 3 min. or until soft. Transfer to a bowl and add bread cubes, hearbs, salt, peper and chiken broth. Toss well and adjust seasoning. Transfer to baking dish and bake in over at 325 degrees for 20 mins. or Ohtil heated through and crust forms on top. a Showing o£ the Movie thurs • DEC • 4 • 2008 MCKAY EVENT CENTER right after Homecoming Basketball Game I |