Show The Utah Statesman I a editor the Ayatollah plea' nrionable Sun vti feeling like pretty big guy after the recent You're totally blowing your commercial value out the window Phil Donahue doesn’t want you on his show and your chances of getting on game shows are getting slimmer every day Johnny Carson even refuses to have you And you know how important his show is for people's careers Think what his show could mean You wouldn t Ik just any Middle Kast leader then! election in which you were voted religious and political leader but come on get back down to earth criticize success roll oyball strategy works’ 'Don’t To tk odilor: would like t comment on the overworked iRMUe concerning the 1 women s ittitude the I volleyball team possesses believe can't I that the Swtwmaa would print so much the idverie material concerning natL'SU finally totm pniucei ional champion material and the afwiut them only aUtement! mad an derogatory Tnje other coat he may feel they are being put down by the In volkyballers actions hut may their feelings are adverse because they have failed to produce teams tf L’SU'a caliber even under the strictest coaching techniques Mary Jo Peppier ami Marilyn an McReavy have established original and unequaled modus of coaching that tolerates blitheness Needless to say their method works Marilyn Yeis replied to the situation properly when she said “Stop worrying altout us and start worrng about“ how to produce winning teams The USll women's volleyball team is a champion and if the individuality of the team enables them to bring home another national championship title then let t hem perform You know you've even given Jimmy Carson a boost too lie s planning on capturing some Iranian students so that he can get reelected like you Decan t thank you enough He's even given the treasury approval to mint a coin in your honor Kverythmg is going great with the minting except they can't fit the jackass on the hack And we thought the Susan B Anthony coin was a problem So what do you sav A K ? Tone it down a hit so you don’t blow you television career and we can fit the hack of the coin to scale The way you ve got things so stirred up here you re getting more attention than Chrysler $i0() rebate commercials Lisa MrCarrrl note: This letter was submitted before the finals of the national volleyball competition in Kditor’w Carbondale III ‘Sportsmanship is a USU rarity’ ike T editor Your women's two December volleyball strv about demonstrates things: Unlike most intercollegiate vports the women's v olU-ball gram is not a character builder 1 Iet me know what you okay Write hack soon Roger Rennes 17 24 William JAN 31 nitration what good la it when I atill The format is the best chance at getting the class desired According to ASUSU Vice President Scott Smith it doesn't offer a guarantee of gaining a class but it's much more effective than sny of the alternatives STIMULATING! SOMETHING SCIENCE WHAT IS IT? 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WINTER QUARTER JAN I'm irr that law taint in the atata forbidding the yac of controlled ubalaarta and alrokolic heveragea After attending concert in tka Spfrtnm aa writ aa volleyball and football gamaa I'm not aura tkey ara gs CONVOCATION ‘80 JAN 980 Page 5 WATCHDOG If Chrysler under than means we U have fewer cars need less gas and therefore less oil and therefore less income for you You could sure use that extra money for that new suit you always wanted Winning is the end all - not discipline not attitude 2 There may lie sportsmanship hut there's darn little at I'SU pre 1 THE of Khomeini is exposed Humor To bITfcKS Monday January 7 IDEAS HASS 290 INDEX Mo 2747 1 CREDIT 3 O |