Show PACE TvTG jATTPENT LIFE STUDENT LIFE I — Rll I FTW Published Weekly by Students of Utah Agricultural College BUZZER NOTICE 'CepiCOt Vh'i lit rout AW I II: Ot! c Students should realize that the dis tainted by th Earl and England Publishing Company Logan Utah lifts rations tribution of Buzzers before the clos- i f 'tint Entered as mall matter September 19 19uS at 'Logan Utah ing of si hool Is enMvely dependent In lli It r of Appcnianre under the Act ot March 3 189? Acceptance (or mailing at special rate of upon the response it "i students lo Frisky Card a ijni tti p u obi Inn hi tor 1 I second-clas- s postage provided for in Section J103 Act of October S 1917 August 23 1913 Member West era Intercollegiate Ness Service t Member Sooth Western Press Association Volume XXIV Wednesday January 20 1926 PI pELTA EPSILON EpTt JAP COMMITTEE V B Wendell Allred ifSTSSit Russell L Hess Bert O Jtarwxrd MEMBERS ' Harold Peterson Ariel C Merrill Clinton Vernon George Spem-oAlton Hansen E G Peterson Wilford Cole VlrgU Nortoo Stanley Christiansen ADVISORY COMMITTEE P R Arnold D Earle Robinson HONORARY PLEDGE P P Champ Solon h Esther Ira X Hayward STUDENT Ari’OiYHYE OFFICES noticeable tendency In oar college the last few years Is that toward a lack of interest being shown on the part of students whenever selection of managers for various A student activities is made by tha executive committee Usually the number of applicants for these appointive offices is so email as to make one wonder whether or not students really rare in most instances about having a student office filled This sort of "don't care Jet H go as it will'’ attitude has too strong a tendency to make student body affairs run along slowly and in a Rip Van Winkle sleep fashion "Student Life” backed by the sentiment of Pi Delta Epsilon believes that a more interested attitude should be taken by all students-witregard to appointments and applications for offices which the constitution decrees shall be filled by selections of the executive committee it has been observed that whenever a student manager is up for consideration only two or three applications come rolling in The executive com toittee can of course confine its final choice only to those applications that h certain students have had interest enough in the activity to hand in Afterwards a bowl goes up ' from some quarter against the ultimate choice e3f‘‘ "the committee for the Vacant managership When students have not enough vitality to ears moD tally or physically Whether or not they submit (heir for some post witbln their to fill why should they rail rapacity at the executive committee's pelce-ion- ? More interest in student managerJ they prf to be ships at ought to make all i students in ourrollr£e cstfq iroore ujxiitj si qtlgjnt let them just merely affairs han-tdrag aieur t I fil-lod- life-tim- A NEGLECTED ACTIVITY Recently at the Ogden Livestock team comEhow a prising five Aggies won thfl irst prize for the best judging by scorstock-judgi- SOt I ’ the sihednle Number 15 llwEY MAKING studio appointments Clayton a dumb ice iter The photographer cunmg handle more Jion't ihotk II Ilogan on oniamrnUil than forty people each day so unless pbtslrn r ACT I the hundreds of pictures yet to lie1 taken are distributed property the Luncheon time in an out of the Way studio will be o erct ov dud during liiet Corner of the college last week which will ! u oer pit- - (Yin lerta Inst over Frisky lit til seated j alone ill the table to Una anil pbtloxo- lures and delay All Nophomore Juni v Senior and phning fraternity pictures must he taken this Frisky Card: How dould a Theta I and proofs retu-rhefory Sat- - tllrn me d(iwu whPn (week aKed her to i JO if ntncs tire to unlay January e Hall the 010 Theta ° (appear in the 1X26 Enzxe Sorority and freshmen pictures mil 1A taken' other night Why am I so itll aloue I the fore part of next wee just because I'm fort1 five? Hoes Arrangements have been male to Th-lev‘r “imleseend to have club natures for tVs year tkea not a in groups This wll! he done at Ter-- ' recognize a fellow who has served 2 geson's studio on Sundae innu-rWPj as a eheermaster and i01ip ar curding to the following sthedejc at the College Must I leader song — l:0u Empyrean like some members of 1:10 — Home Economics j ever remairi l:2it- Beaux Art j”ild j the an old bachelor all my faculty 1:30 — Short Story days Ah! 1 fear I must sav with 1: l — Writers 1: Shakespeare 'I should have been 2 lift — lieno what 1 am had the great gods never 2: lo — Cosmopolitan bastardy' snub d down upon i 2'2u — Ag Club 2: 3o -- I tot any There was that Clavtou dame Iord' 210— A A K when I think of it Four times I suffered myself to ask her to Applications for 'ismst nt n hunger me to the hull -Eaih of SjH'ials and Dramatics must be accompany J)ep jdVja by Friday noon (time she sniffed nt me and turned jalIlej away Oh well I Just saved mvself The Home Economies Club will hold from parting with a $1 50 Suppose their aortal meeting Thursday evening WPnt wilh that Hogan bird lia at i:30 at the Home heunomuw cottage authorized of money-makin- g plans-makin- g money-makin- schemes j a J j ’ Seeme clear doesn’t it that an institution which is williPB o furnish freelight heat and the hall should balk when excels charges are made The fact that flowers were rented presumably with the intention of reducing costs to a minimum "is further proof that what used to bo a social with the avowed purpose of The I’ A C Faculty Women’s League will meet on I relay afternoon e of this week at ot" MVs Frank L West Miss CharlottJ Kyle will read and discuss “The Guardsman” by Moluar All members of the league are inv ited to be presen' The Short Story Club will meet Thursday evening at 7:00 o’clock at the Delta Nu house 168 N lot East Alida Clayton will discuss Galsworthy's stories Riving students the best party possible consequently boosting the ratAll Sophomores who desire their picing of Its sponsors has drifted from tures in the Buzzer must secure iheir the ideal Socials sponsored by Ihe class- cards immediately ami those campus organizations Should charge who have class cards should have class just that amount which will amply their names cheeked with the IPoad-heaand treasurer Daken compensate for time and trouble secretary In order that no error may occur TVXEDOKS A Cosmopolitan Club meeting will of Commerce Responding to suggestions from be held at the Chamber at 8 o’clock A proevening Thursday Executive the Various students All memgram has been prepared investigated bers are urged to be there Council has discussed and drawn suggestions for what is main street or at a banquet he termed by many a ‘‘Bocial problem" know 8 his students and lends that tuxof use -- that of the growing air of good will so aften appreciated a edos They are declared not to by a new seeker of higher education distinction to the add necessarily in the form of a pleasant "good and attraction of the wearer I The following signed paragraphs morning” or “good afternoon” He is so near the contrary to that stueleariy outline the views of the and type of president ridiculed dent governing body sismade of students of fun our are by tuxedos that The possibility in some ways breaking into the in- ter institution in their ’‘Squeal'' formal spirit of school parties has that we refrain not from offering toeou-tivwords of praise recently been suggested to the committee by several people HINTS TO THE ROY SCOUTS The College has long boasted of the Informal and friendly spirit which members of the Is manifest among The Boy Scout Convention starts student body 'whether away from at the Colleg next week and we hope the ’campus in the halls or at the our visitors will do us at least their ' College dances usual one gooji turn a day They can H i hoped tha— the increasius lend their overshoes to our many disnot popularity of tuxedoes will who have none They can maidens at spirit Aggie traditlonal the turb social smooth the worried look from Miss opr dances by introducing a of Dnncey's brow They can tell Cooley Most and formality ratification the student body and class parties that bread should sell at two cents There are They can tell the Sig Alpha how to are expressly informal several dances during the be happy and good They can help nature of Prof Harvcrtz clean up the waste year that take on the places and explain to An Hus stufor mals an dents the difference between desirable a is ball The formal udder and an escutcheon thereby exper-enefeature of every student’s but the- importance of tuxedoi saving George B much mental If the visitors leave th? true should not be over stressed Tuxedos transform scout complex they will make our not magically will of the manners and dancing abilities campus an earthly paradise in spite the wearers If a person is not for- of snow P' E and primitive milihe tux mally preventable without a tarism with so more be not will d e hop-eve- e a 1 r The iee has been broken and other organizations are making plans to delve into that scheme of proudjy boasting their functions raising the price of admission to 3150 and using the proceeds for what we hesitate to say g All of this activity has sprung from the success with which one group In our college so recently and apparently tried out the scheme in the staging of their annual ball The case at question ' would not need serious consideration were subsequent parties not patterned after it Would that those in charge of such parties frown in utter disgust on am alluring method of adding a few dollars to their balance — thus taking their respective parties out of he “entertaining for entertaining’s sake” and placing them in the class of ing ISO points over other iratna Tha boys beaded by Trofessora Oaine Obt rbanoley and Ikler went down on Thursday and remained over Saturday Each one paid his own fate to Ogden The prize mone-received hardly paid the pf the trip Inasmuch as this is an agricultural college stock judging an student activity it would seem Should be recognized as a worthy certainly Ooe collegiate activity along wtfb debatMiliPanees like the Dean's Ball ing dramatics athletics and literary are for Trom Junior and Ball endeavors Still there is no provision tary aud students should not Btay all while SSiide to tako rare of the away or feel self conscious on wch trams hv This incurred judging tuxedos bav'nt if they dancing trips as ours made to the Ogden seems to be the attitude of most of show Can there be Justice in neglecthe students as nearly as we can ting to provide some means to fostet and we hope that this stateand support such an activity as ment will help to clear up some Stock Judging especially when onrs misgivings about tuxedos U a school of agriculture? Why Is — Signed — not some means provided cither EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE from onr student body or elsewhere to finance this enterprise Just a UtOtn PRESIDENT ile bft anyway? Years begin and often end with The YVhen members of a judging team po praising of our President give of their time to show an inter- fact remains nevertheless that stuest In the activity it might to b dents seldom if ever leave without praise worthy enough withoot their bln personal acquaintance and good with that being wholly burdened with the taAh will He is conspicious to: determinthe of paying their own expense of democracy: spirit seek honors for the college in a ing facter which sends students on place fifty miles away There haa al- to another of Uff's adventures with ways been a' healthy provision made A fooling that no better prfiident by the student body to finance could have administrated to the and athletics and Heeds ot the rtah Agricultural Coleirr Hie tirgs eeerne ripe to bring lege t: i stock Juds“I activity of our col President lketerson is not the type I e life pp to the fire and that holds himself aloof of the r a t“fe ia the student jmppert student body whenever an occasion I toe- - -- tfion Whether in the halls on gyjzss cecpe-nsr- Megan h t INTER SlORTS Although the recent actions of old king winter have probably killed the golf bug and left a few of the more adept followers a little lonethe some and without pastime situation presents itself in a very promising way While winter and snow has been considered a means out of of preventing activities doors and inhibits the more or less indeed offers turf exercise its accommodations and virtues Every year to a few peopt? the thought of snow ice and the like brings on the old but onjoyable activities of skating sleighing tobogganing and skiing' There are many places where good skating caa be had and the bench just east of Providence furnishes an ideal spot for skiing In the past parties have Wen formed for winter sports and have proved entirely successful The sport of the “skiis” received quite and impetus last year when the student body took it upon Itself ’to indulge during Saturday afternoons It would he a wise move if a little j rause' someone fell for him and it bad to be she (Munches ruefully it a well browned crust of bread) Oh hang it all! Curse my sorrows for tomorrow and let me think of something pleasant Enter Hcfian Clanton Ptoeurrt ottter oj food amt thin seats htrself opposite Cant ni anothir table Regan C (Miisi no ns she eats I Frisky and Don’t Think both after me How romantic these college fellows are Pretty goon they'll both come up to me and want me to Charleston with them in spite of the law No one knows how tired I was the day of the Theta Ball after working for days on those decorations Card asked me to go to the dance with him hut 1 couldn't have taken him up on it He is so in the 1 Hath e was ago a movement by the sponsored Department of fd both of you I needed rest not English' of our college to retire the Quill club an organization for writdancing Yes' no doubt you thought ers which lias been dormant in its Card If you want to you did nt least functioning for several years W he step out with Hogan all the time t)1Pr or JIQ( ttljs a(tivitv can p0 rP aud leave we flat ali riglit but on rPniang still a question but make it appear as if your still so whether a rebirth of the Quill club friendly toward me be brought about or not it does don’t Card you why Hogan seem to me' that an effort should What heed keep out of my affairs start from some source or other lookI when me on had you to butt in ing toward the establishment on our 'askeiTJ‘gan L to go to hhe ball campus of a college magazine the Did you think I couldn’t raise a of which should be to prodollar and a half I’erhaps you purpose mote literary effort on the pait of' thought if you came along I’d comof a finer texture than has students promise and say we'd both better ' tnke het and then we might arrange ever been had b fore Our so it "Student Life” like any oththat each could pay six bit8 and get to the hop at a cheaper fig- er college news organ functions as a ure sort of receptacle into which all You bellows campus gossip and all the doings Began Clayton make me tired It's always money that are fit to print are chased down with you Neither of you can think and put to emerge finally after of having a good tiye with a girl much boiling und stewing into a w’thout lirst thinking how much it unified whole to make up what the You are might co- -t you to get by of (student reciives in the shape all right with jour noses In books f(ur n 'pages each Wed-araising your bands now and nMlUy noon Whon onP then to answer a prof's qujzz but that Ftudcnt Life m fiist and last a as lady's nun vau're both the weeds news publication jnf a collegiate naYou've jSngleil enough between you abhut my refusal! to consider aeitlr ture be has to stop wilh that and if he is a fellow who delights in seeof you for a partner Now I'm gothe literature that can really lay 1 can ing ing somewhere else and maybe claim to pos leasing a 'little polish study in peace (Gets up gathers her books togethtr and hares) preserved in such form that others Card There Hogan is another one than the writer of the product in of your poor works of art in to trjing have an oppoitunity may question understand women to read and pass judgment bj has Hogan Since when did your good nr (tire become such that you could to think of some other p!ace than make a microsiopic analysis of a wo- in "Student Life” to look for the apman’s heart? of that literary bit And ( Hath ha ic stood up at Hogan's pearance wards anil pri pare to hare the it is here that the college magazine fostered groomed and reared by stulibrary) Exit (Curtainl dents begins to come in for a bid to ACT III Enntpp at the Tin til Chapter House ( sorority dinnrr has just been and the guests hare come into tin hang room and taken seats in the various parts of the room Gae upon d s Card and Hogan about to scat at a small raid table i Card we’ve both i been Hogan fools Regan will leave us both flat now Let’s match to see who takes her or we’ll take a true false psychology test and if I answer wrong I take her and if you answer right you get her Card It's a sure fired go Hogan backwoods One of those fellows (7 hey hake on it under the table) Megan Clayton enters through a side who Just moves about and that is door at the right He too all Then there's Hogan 1‘assis by both men ft ignihg lurk of and I k non ledge of thru pnsrnce asked me to go with him Hogan: There she goes Thinks certainly wanted to well enough but I was between two fites all the jve don’t know she saw us Wink' at Do something to attract time If littlo Eva went with Card her Card Hogan’s jealousy would have been her attention AthCaid more exciting than Mexican letics and if Bhe’d gone with Hogan sup to lli gun mis nts hana on hou Idi r j Card surely vwould have lost all the j Card:Regan don't be so angry vocal chords he over had from with us shouting about his woe Well the Regan I turns and gives a wilting result was I didn't go anywhere rye to him) I'm not angry Neither of that night 1 have the curse of an you is important enough to make me angry What do you want now? aching heart sure enough Card: Come over to the table Enter Hogan into the Cafeteria Coes We want to talk a little bit and seats himself direetlp opposite Megan obeys and follows Card to the Cloyton at the same table Don’t Think Hogan: Regan you tabic Hogan draws up a chair for Meand both she and Card sit sluffd me the other night and ganHogan: Regan can’t you forgive- us why? jn lpjrfMir just think both for being so stupid? We didn’t ing about it When I asked you once meah to hurt you so much by what we to name the fatal day you said said in the library this morning Never mind you can't Regan C you’d never consent as long aB you mend with me anything had to keep on thinking that all you You’ve said enough of late to could do would be live vsjth me just make me think as littlo of you both from day to day and nothing more as I do of the dust beneath feet Y’ou turned me dowft the other I say to you both ‘Out my this upon night to spite me else there was half faced fellowship’ Any time someone else in your thoughts Y’ou either of you thinks he has me at gave me a pain and an aching heart his beck and call he’s oft bis base to boot but then I may as well I’m not a suffragete but I'm indetell you that so far as not taking pendent so far as whom T travel Both of you can just forget you to the Theta Hall is concerned J with There's some consola- me and I don’t yean mebbe' Our savpd affairs all of them are broken Anytion thing that either of you thought he Hmm! is If that ail Regan: you had in the way of love on me ia nocan think of is how yqu can save thing now Next time there’s a ball I'm to money leaving (Gets up go) tloaon jitikes more as if to stop her: whether It's a Tbeta affair of pot but she trades him and leaves the I’ll turn both of you down if you ask Cafeteria’ lie goes nut a moment after me to go and I’ll accept an invitCard f nitons ation from the first fellow that (Curtain comes along be he redhead or deadACT II head The College Library 1000 a m A'ir gets up and moves away The next day Ihseorrr Clapton Card and Hogan two men bow tbeir heads seated close together at a study table (Curtain) ACT IV AU hare books before them as if trying to study but their thoughts are else- Ten minutes helwren elasses next day Discover Megan Clayton Frisky where os onr ran till by the expresCaid and Don't Think Hogan standing sions on their laces R Clayton ( Whispering ) You two around a radiator in the hall on the needn’t feel as you do toward me I first floor of the Main bHihllng Regan! I told you both last night was tired that day of the ball and sluf- at the Theta House I wanted no agitation were started in regards to inore to do with you and I meant It formulating a winter sports proHogan! Regan you were too hasty gram thus enabling those venture- and impatient last night to realize some adventurers to appeal ( to what you were saying nature tor more sports to their Card! By jove Regan that’s so heart’s content Ragan! No it's only too true I ' tell both of you you're nothing but A HYPODERMIC FOR THE CHOIR skatf-Btun beginning to end Evidently from the defunct response cheap f the choir this quarter the members There's going to be no more that think one bonr of credit isn't suffi- any of us will see of the three togetb cient for the work they are making er It's no use I tel! you it’s ali ended of tbeir office Card!' There you are Hogan I It is the belief of Pi Delta tfpftilou that tpa choir should he bu'qorcd if told you the day before yesterday possible go that their phlegmatic vocal that it would all be ended expression can be changed in to real I knew all the time tt was virile singing As it is our rho'r nlngs so Rogan! hut I bated to give up and admit with as much vitality as an emergenthat it was all ended cy funeral choir them-sclrt- hr - share along with debating varioui athloilo and social endeavors and whatever else students are wont to Indulge in the attention which most students give to those activities that are outside the pale of ttieir regular studies The college magazine whether it be published monthly or should have its place in any student body activity of a scope as extensive as is that of our Utah Agricultural college Ninny other institutions much smaller than the one we attend have been able for years to maintain a literary oigan such as I hnve described What would it matter if those who were naned to start the ball rolling for the eitablisbpjqnt of a school magazine had to pin together literary material written on foolscap and to make several copies of tbe work and fasten them in convenient places abrfut the walls somewhat after the fashion of registration rolls that are hung on telephone poles grocery store fronts and the like just prior to voting day in some municipal election? 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