Show 8TUDENT LIFE PAGE TWO which will undoubtedly of "Student Lies" EDITORIAL STUDENT LIFE by the Earl & England Publishing Logan Co Utah mail matter September 19 under the Act of March 3 Acceptance for mailing at special rate of post- Entered as second-clas- s at Logan Utah 1908 1897 age provided for in Section 1103 1917 authorized August 22 1918 Act of October 3 Managing Editor News Editor Business Manager V D Gardner Solon R Barber C Ray Kimball The useless and senseless ringing of the fire alarm In the halls has reached a stage where it is past being It will a clever little trick If It Is persisted In to lead results disastrous ultimately The thoughtless ones who persist in pulling the rone whenever they pass just to hear the bell ring or mavbe to show their companions that they are little think that with the "regular repetition of this act the occupants of the building get more used to the ringing and if a fire should break out how dire the results might be This child's play is entirely unworthy of a college man and if those who persist in it cannot be stopped In a any anyother way they should be punished manner to fit the crime before the cry of "Wolf! Wolf!” gets past the place where it will be heeded dare-devil- S R B STAFF RALPH JORDAN M J T WILSON W PETERSON C Athletics Military Exchanges Chaff MECI1AM L REPORTERS CHASE KEARL GEORGE CROFT SUMNER HATCH MILTON JENSEN RAY J SILVER E L CHRISTIANSEN Vol XVII Number Friday April 1 H HMD It TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES It may be amusing to some people to have the Coach "kick” their street shoes off the tennis courts but assuredly it Is not in any way pleasing to him on whom the obligation falls It Is the duty of every one to save the Coach any unnecessary palpitations of the heart which arise when he has to poltiely request some one to wear tennis shoes on the court — this applies to the “fair sex" It would also he conducive of a better tenuis spirit if the students and faculty would he not the least hit bashful In requesting aliens (the youth) to vacate the tennis fields whenever It becomes necessary down-tow- n to do so M J VERACITY GUARANTEED This is an entreaty for students faculty members CALENDAR and other readers of Student Life to believe everything J Mitt Wilson lastims— 12:45 Friday April 18 Chapel that is published In this issue of the paper The I" A C-V F Rebate — 8:30 Friday April 18 Chapel editors are willing to back up the veracity of every Ball — 8:00 Saturday April 19 Smart Gymnasium statement in it with their life's blood if need be Any Glee tub Concert — 8:00 Monday April 21 Tabernm le attempt to deny a single accusation we brand as marks Cross Country Run — 3:00 Tuesday April 22 of cowardice on the parts of those so doing The Sorority Fan Hellenic Matinee Ranee — 3:00-7:3- 0 Tims exposition of many things found herein has been in our day April 22 Smart gymnasium minds many days but times have been Inopportune for Inter-Clas- s Track Meet— 2:00 Friday April 25 Adams a broadcast expose Field But so flagrant and spectacular have been the F A A C Rebate— 8:30 Friday April 2 3 events of the last week that our minds would grow Chapel weak holding everything Truth and murder will out V M C A Stag — S:30 Friday April 25 Smart Read and learn! If relief can come to students Gymnasium through knowing what sort of men they are dealing Home Kr t lnli-A- g Club Ranee— 9:00 Saturday ( April with Student Life is willing to stand liable suits 26 Smart gymnasium R IU--- o CITIZENS Nebeker 149 Kay 195 votes Larsen 145 Kearl 102 Miss Bird 72 and Robinson 65 Much speculating has arisen regarding the methods George Barber employed whereby to gain the Editorship of Student Life The grievous story is soon told Barber promised not to tell where Gardner kept a quart bottle of whiskey if the latter would give him a big speech In chapel and further he agreed to provide with a free "Buzzer" every friend of Milton Jensen in Ilyrurn If Jensen would withdraw from the race All Barber transpired as planned didn't tell where Gardner kept the booze but he sneaked In when Gardner wasn’t In the office and drank two thirds of the stuff then spilled the rest around and broke the bottle and Gardner walloped the janitor for being ao careless Mi HONOR FETEIISON VM (Continued from page one) for anything else "Now Prof give us some suggestions How would you pose him? Should he hold his left hand on his stomach and hold a palaeolithic pebble In the other? Or should he he and just scratch his real life-lik- e head or wipe his nose? Ain't art And then we've got to perplexing! decide whether to do him In brass or in Vermont granite Personally I Incline to metal rather than rocks It is just as geological Rut our bishop says that If we cast him in brass he’ll have to be buttered all over and then covered with a plaster cast and then get out of It and leave the plaster filled with brass Is that so? If it Is William might kick at the butter and the plaster And I don’t know as I should blame him I wouldn’t want no plaster nightie myself Well Prof help us out May Heaven’s choicest blessings be showered dally on the U A C MTItlT PLEASES l’RES Joseph Havertz HEADQUAUT ERS FOR l’ETERM members In the list of faculty i I I CITY DRUG COMPANY GREATEST YET jar Institution sm tally than In more prominent (Continued from Page One) former years The Junior From Com- A I BAT FRIZZLE ately this Institution bas been quite nilttee with A Hultne Nt beker BS free from such criticism Tho de- When ya Journey off to college com-m- i meanor of the students and the charAn’ yer rush'll to Join a frat chairman is to be especially acter of the dancing Friday evening Yer kind a undecided nded for its unceasing effort in aas such as to occasion only the Till ya find out where yer at making tbe dance move off with such h artiest of praise The Institution A dozen crazy Rah-Ra- h scabs dispatch and ease The decorations would have been glad to have had the Will meet ya at the station were especially striking the color most exacting critic present at the An' chuck ya Into taxicabs To rouse yer fascination both unusual and si lieme being rromenade Friday I particularly wish to express the They take ya to their fussy home beautiful They succeeded In creat-An’ brag with all their might appreciation of the College to the to trig just tbe right atmosphere Class on account of the democratic Then about the place ya roam make all of the feel the spirit An’ drink In every eight spirit of the party There was a total of the occasion and partake of it to absence so far as disoernable of any An’ when you've killed the evening Tbe other outtbe full measure meal effort to classify the students present was the music It feature standing We cannot At the settln’ o’ th’ sun into social groupings run scarcely be remembered when atand too strongly In this College Ya start to write yer dad a speal such regular dance music has been An’ the line will thusly run: against the building of anything in beard either on the campus or in the nature of unworthy social dis‘town Everyone hoi to dance every Rear Pop: tinctions number MVSTERY IIOI ON TOMORROW Very truly yours The booths were In charge of the I struck this town at noon today E 5 PETERSON (Continued from Page One) classes and tbe faculty The various half-panow seven It's President lug In gym or track suits while no latter organization certainly outdone sack-clotto a words wear million and I've would say dare got girl tn tbe artistically arrangthemselves But I can't quite figure how ashes As stated above flowers will April 12 1919 ed house with complete furnishings Messrs V D Gardner V J Snow At one o’clock they burnt my bark be checked at the ticket office which made up their booth Refresh-- i I I’d choke two as well and Morris Christensen and By Patrons and patronesses thought merits were served to all and were k Candidates for the Office of At three they hit my head pa chaperons will be very marked by by the tired surely appreciated I thought I’d surely rroak Vice President their large numbers Mr and Mrs Secretary Janrers ears At thev Joe four o'clock Executive Committee and Editor pinch'd my Pam Whitney Billy Currell An’ nose an' arms an' legs of Student Life Havertz and wife Prof Tulley and HYMrtTIliZIV) WITH MI El At five o’clock I bought the beers little daughter and Governor Ravia My Rear Friends: KKGGS An’ Joined the TAI’PA will be the Permit me to extend my conof Idaho Chaperons ’ Rear Rad” — Exchange Police Department of Iogan City gratulations to all of you upon the Franre (River Heights lnrluded if they ran basis of the very clean and whole'And sharing In each Tank advans he bribed to act In a social way with some campaign width closet! yesterWe're IMays driving back th filthy Hun ofthe Club day for election of Student Body now ar on th run The llelnle Un I watched with the keenest Now to end this little story If you ficers And I am well and strong tonight nl to have the most enjoyable Interest the campaign and wss parExcept for little thing that bite career ticularly pleased to note the unusual The Dramatic club has decided to time in your ibackereil mainwas or whlih put off a play for the time being t"young life" Is often used) why Just standard of dignity recall those happy hay tained by all contestants and their at least until the price of eggs goes "I)o you pay fifty cents snd be at the We sat before the log fire’s blaze It was supporters psrtlcularlv up When they do start they will Within our little Ball tomorrow night parloe snug noticeable In reading the announce- play "Bringing Up Father" Th east ments put forth by supporters of the I at follows: Cyril Hammond ts With Hhep asleep upon the rug And heard th clock tick on the shelf CLASS TRACK CREWS various candidates that there was an "Rlnty Moore" Rave Watkins It Except when Fhep would scratch evident desire to avoid cheap person- Father "Bart "Ollle" Edwards himself? and COMPETE IN WEEK al exploitation "Clem" Hayward Jepson Such a spirit speaks well for the Ralph Cotter will represent th gang "And there wer time with sudden mo- at of tbe under-tyingenuineness the from week One "Rlnty" Moore's knights today Ip of the light gsrb will hsve their tives which actuals the students of - K “ N’ °’ u’ A’ Amussen who bu himself ttpon th hip and winners and Institution the was Injured while acting a few year first opportunity to canter and cavort turn jMj j manner queer snd has Xo over the cinders They will be the losers deserve the heartiest con- ago has fully recovered himself behind th esr ruh gratulation victims of a class trar) meet promised to take the part of Maggie jThfn th htrltns of gale I hope that the ramafgn will be an Wlllle-uFeterson will for the first (Jjt up nd Wl(ly chaM bla UU been has Coach "Dick" Romney to all others that follow time be seen on the stage as th por working bis men over for the past example yours truly Wry ter in the last act It Is hoped that week giving thera starting practice j npt want lo brag E O PETERSON th play will last throughout tie 'ut snd paying particular attention to n prance I serve the Flag President four act as origins’) planned Be- each man so some good work Is exr0Bnln down A flea y rts tween Is meet Vihlam Currell Logan's when the staged never had pected thing on me! LONGEST WORDS and Tittle who speedy artists expressman new $ cinder learned to do T the think Among j Iter the longest tin words authority on Fords wtll Som twMl our 0Jd dog never knew sre making a good showing are Ray Raws re a do ‘ 'ittle buck and wing danco it- Lindsey McCulloch and Bun Bkh-se- ll knI most emphatically by Is showing enough pr nnd pot him out w gd 0 Lindsey "Bill" After drum su on d tho run to him In not "(Hubby let the woujd Wg sprints speed sty about will h mt consciousness Tide" close which le quit a recom- e vhrn h began to thump tho floor roneret watch ented with Illihsel! hom one mor mendation for a sprinter j jut oh with the "Climax" the around acratrh evening thru himself attraction an added throws fihep form of en old timer but ss yet Is (ey llowen will do a little stunt Because you see I've had ’em too" he trapeze IB funeral will take still a "dark horse" Little Msc puts and sweater e White night at Lindquist's undertaking he re lred by the humane society every m his winds snd to four dav Ister st 12 o'clock to wear masks the cinders lor three throws There Is to le s mob ene In the i last wish Is that we give him has s crew of men bttsv throwing It on from to of later third si I If all goe well and It la keep ieM now instead water on the traik an Mae Arnold both but I’rof rn" and Whltnev hoped the general public will not burning up The proceeds will he )tt dire! lh rhnfu gtrla In some partUlpate ’Iliiba" ere holding out for m t according the latest steps that have been riven lo the (tmlety for th (are of money or aomethlng as To Motherless sre rege Orphans or else for n rented t the Aud lately the Coach who says they bunch a es wind t to to new y embarrassment up the clink In the In the ihoru hey gtrla lar coming practice of tramp actors out on a trip perhaps bodily Injury they will Library To Buy Walkover Atylepl us Suits Men's Hat aiul Furnishings STAR CLOTHING CO North Main Hirer Delco Light 1 gu-st- Shoe s ' Ask (he man who owns one Our references art our users 60000 now In use over the U 8 W handle everything Electrical for everyone anywhere Exidd Battery Sort ice Station The Center Sales Co ker-whac- 133 N Main St The Store Accommodating Just a whisper across the street from th Hill Father” I’ostoffice THE REST CAKES ROIIJ4 AND IIIIK FIFS ID CALL AT TIIK Royal Rakcrv Be-N- o - Logan j Noted Talent “Hrimrinir (Continued from Page One! Geneve'a beauty (Everybody know that Geneve as "Calliope” won second place In “Vanity Fair”) Now Eleanor knew that Geneve And Geneve wore a false crop of hknew that Eleanor aUm knew (She didn’t know that the writer knew) were made After nominations Geneve and Eleanor met in the ball Geneve looked worried Eleanor look Eleanor aald "I'll ed triumphant (ell everybody If you don’t ace that I win" Geneve said "you hussy!" But she knew that her reputation was at stake and so she yielded In a flood of tear The terrible truth of this Is Indicated by the results of the election Eleanor 148 Geneve 104 Woe unto us that students within our midst should b guilty of such as V THY Olll COFFEE AND ROLLS REST IN TOWN FRESH CUT FLOWERS m this! Nebeker McKay and Larsen cliqued together and by physical force gained their positions on the Executive Committee Larsen secured three baseball bats He provided McKay Nebeker and blmaelt each with one They made way out to Ftudent Life office arrived thera Just after Kim mil had left McKay knocked at the tureen Hutch answered It iMir mrst In and with one blow of the but Nebeker ailed Hatch to earth -- Go To The STAR CLOTHING CO j IN ELECTIONS -- fi' h- -- 1 die-d wung on Merham and McKay Himv The vlllslns of Mohr tuffed the bo and departed After hastening the Judges with death ere they to tell on them McKay toughed up $142 00 to iebeker for the right to first place ind Nebeker turned over $47 SO of to Ursen The results tell the tale Furnish- - st peacock Inside UsE fRFT want: Shoos Ilats and For anything you published In the U A C catalogue ings call and see NEWBOLI) The Clothier where you get the anuually Is the name of Joseph OPPOSITE POST OFFICE most for your money llavcrtz Tills man was born In Germany in the year 1861 A D During his early boyhood days he like many other German boys of THAT picture of you that day grew up to live and die in 1 in your uniform — it the true old style German way Had will mean nt ich twenty the late war occurred in his youn? years from low manhood days some goon American may have had to face him on the battle front with an Iron glare on his eye which would be bo different we from the smiling countenance have the pleasure of meeting in the hulls daily Joe came to America in 1906 and became affiliated with the "sweep I)o it I c dav 'em up" squad of the lT facMany are ulty in that Bame enr the long haired backward polished schoolboys Joe has seen e iter the halls if F A C lie sees all thtse and pays lit 'i attention to them says nothing vet he always has a pie H int tnil- - for tae f I'ow who feels that his shadow can (possibly) be measured LOVELAND Last j oe thru i hiir ! i Vr Havertz issu“ of S’udent Lli STUDIO was accused of being Tills unfair stateineal wn soon wiped out of the imioli of every individual who hid lie id and believed as doe prodtile nil ’lleiti or mote of saving bonds and a lie has be' n i eo il boost si mips er for I'm Sam during Mo entire war Ask Joe to open a baked door I’KEst RIFTION ask him for information as to the Rltl'(STs A Full Line of whereabouts of Ins fellow profesDRUGS AND TOILET ARTICLES sors or of jour frii-nand without COMFORT KITS hesitance lie smilingly Imparts the J From made his anual visit last AN SCO t'AMFB VS He knows evdesired information was given an unAND hi FFLIKS ery dark corner and every nook In Friday evening and Use (') ko Fu per and Ansco Film In this the Institution usually rousing reception For Best Results In his mind is knowledge of every of many disappointments and 07 North Main M Is can fusfdng or smoking cranny realizations the affair was even h Respectfully yours The Mayor of Bloomington” We understand that Prof Newey has advised Vermont marble has taken the measurements and already they are on their way to Rutland Vt Prof William Peterson is not saying anything but he must be a regular RIM NIFTY SPRING SUITS Gents’ Weekly Biography “WOLF! WOLF!” BUT NO HELP CAME Published Weekly by the Students of the Utah Agricultural College Printed be the outgrowth of the issue Always at LINDQUIST fft worltd "F” Phone d niKii Miiiui: in: I TAILOR j -- i 19 j Up-Ha- t " ir Altering 87 N Main Cleaning Uresfing THE ONLY ITJlWFlt IM KlRiF IN lOVtN FLINT CACHE VALLEY FLORAL CO 81 Fvwletal tveewe |