Show STUDENT LIFE 77 Ilomcr translating into German — “Der Kascr ist bei die Dentschi Lente geliebt” Miss Ilunsaker a former student is visiting the college Lady student — “The fish that pulls at every bait vvll soon be mine if I but wait” Rich — “I’ll sport that girl if the old man has to sell the farm” ! Greaves (just after the explosion) — “O ! Farmer’s excursion day — Small boy surveying our big guard— “Quite a kid to be learning a trade” Friend — “Kerns are you any relation to Senator Kerns?” Kerns — “Yes seventeenth cousin” 1 Oh !! A hair splitting distinction— “Good morning gentlemen good morning Mr Santschi” Egbert to Professor in Mathematics: — “In grafting this equation does it cross the axcess Lemmon (Reading weather bulletin outside Secretary’s oflice) — “All this week look out for snow Why hang it this is my week!” of X?” Powell — “Professor how old is a person before he cuts his wisdom teeth?” Prof — “Well in a precocious youth he might ed have them at your age” Due to the reckless driving of a party returning from the Military Ball the other night a carriage was smashed by being struck by a sleigh Nothing worse than a livery bill and a good scare resulted Mr T F Farr of Ogden one of our former students is visiting in town Mr Farr was forced to discontinue school on account of ill health We are pleased to report that he has completely recovered It might be well for the students to warm their hands before entering chapel in the mornings If they would the unnecessary amount Ill Oh !!!!!! ! ” Fcnn — Seeing the copper wires in the newly mounted eagle — “I wonder if they electrocut- him” Business manager Taylor has lost seventy the last week He just balances five pounds the scales now Mr Joseph Howell and Miss Lerona Cahoon former students of the college were among the visitors with the Legislature One of our former students Mr J A Borlase is now editing a paper at West Jordan entitled “The Chronicle” We wish Mr Borlase all success Farmer at farmer’s excursion — “You are from this part of the country professor?” Cas Pond (striking his breast) — “Yes sir I’m from Gentile Valley” Smith and Darley have evinced a wonderful of clapping which has become so nauseating of late might be eliminated chemical knowledge recently They were discovered a short time ago preparing hydro-flouracid gas by heating Calcinm Flouride An orchestra has been organized at the colThe lege and has begun regular rehearsals membership has not been definitely settled but includes the following: Prof Mitton cornet: Smith and Pyle violins Watson clarinet Stoddard trombone Tuttle piano Who says social troubles will not cause one to age rapidly? Howell Gleed and Jennings were seen in the barber shop the other day with their faces lathered after the fashion of men It wras learned latter that the barber being an honest man did the three for a nickel During the Fanner’s Excursion February 21 Taylor — (Getting wise at the door of the Sewing Room) — “Now here is where we have domestic tranquility” s Interested excursionist — do you teach that course in your college?” (Darley had been finding the amount of tin necessary to construct a 2 qt tin can) — Prof— “Do you know what people usual- John T to Prof in Economics— “If a man has been going with a girl for a year and has given her a ring and she then turns him down can he bring an action against her for breach Chorus of Midsummer Night’s Dreamers — “Professor may we be excused from practice “Um-ah-ye- of promise?” Prof — “Certainly certainly” John T felt relieved ic ly carry in such cans as those Darley?” Darley — “Well if I saw a professor carrying it I would conclude it had hot air in it” tonight?” Professor — “Why? pray” Chorus — “We do so want to prepare for the ball tonight” “Oh! horrible horrible day and age” |