Show 74 STUDENT LIFE Proposed program for the Minstrel Show 1 2 3 4 PART I Opening Chorus “Wait till the Clouds Roll By” The Football Team Embalmed Jokes Chiefly by Fisher Solo— “They didn't Seem to Notice Me at all” Santschi Selection — “Way Down Yonder in the Corn Field” Agricultural Club Quartette accompanied by a Babcock Tester (Obligato by the Family Cow) 5 Solo— “You owe me a dollar for From the Pirates of Penzance that” — Taylor (Pirate Chorus by the Athletic Association) 0 Solo— “Don’t mind 7 Selection — “Back to 8 9 me” Supt Batt the mines” Delegation from the University — Quartette “The Maiden with the Baby Messrs Howell Perry Stare Brossard Fisher Chorus —“Sweet Belles out of Tune” — From the Chimes of Mormondy Sorosis Society PART 1 the Fairies from Midsummer Night’s Dream Mile Edwarda Tilghmanctta Ivirk-pre-mieredansc- Miles: — Pyle Mad- sen Enberg Egbert Mortcnsen Sampson Nebeker Gardner 2 Legerdemain and g The Attendance Committee Mind-Readin- 3 4 5 6 7 The take-of- f on the Faculty the librarian excluding Frequent allusions to “hotair” “wasted opand “cultural studies” portunity” — Monologue “IIow to invite yourself to Barrack banquets” Anvil Chorus — From the Dormitorj — Conducted by Herr Dr Moench Illustrated Lecture — “Plymouth Rock” — with imported settings Prof Drydcn time-honor- ed (Guaranteed eggsactly as represented) Special Exhibit of Human Thermometers — no other collection in America registers so many degrees 8 Moving pictures The Storming of the Bastilc Faculty bed- slat brigade in the background f The Logan Fire Department on a “Short Order” Part 1 — Unhitching horses from the dump-ca- rt Part 2— Horses balking in a Part 3— Raking over the embers for mud-puddl- e souvenirs ” g “What is home without a Scene in College Kitchen h Manager Taylor collecting Student Life subscriptions — a purely imaginary picture Music will be executed by the college band Nobody but good little University boys with class spirit will be permitted to throw vegetables and things The costumes on this occasion will not be furnished by the mother-in-law?- Physical Culture class A commercial club has just been organized reterson — “What is a liter?” Erickson — “A liter is a cubic square yard” A short time ago Prof Robinson lectured at B Y College on “The Meaning and Application of the Monroe Doctrine” the 11 Ballet Movement — Danccof d Yachting on the streets of Logan City e a The Arabian Steedt in a Snow Storm (very slow music concluding with “Die Wacht am Rhein”) b Five Minutes with the Busiest Man on Eartli —Scene in the Secretary’s office c College Military Company executing the command “About Face!” (Ten minutes are required for the completion of this picture) Frank Tuttle is extremely anxious to be considered a swell fellow To help matters he re- s cently swallowed a box of his yeast cakes State Senator George Barber recently spoke in chapel He pledged himself to the support of our institution and as a result was loudly applauded Jimmie— Say pa did you say the Lord made Santschi? Pa —Yes Jimmie why? Jimmie — Well what docs he charge fora boy like him? land-lady’- Dr Moench— “Spell quarantine Mr Nebe- ker” Nebeker— - - oh gosh! It might be well for the students to accept the suggestions oiTered in rsccnt chapel talks and govern their actions accordingly If they would each would then be master of his own both time and wearing apparel A new society has been organized which is called the Star Literary Society The officers are: E G Peterson President Fred Pyle Maud Egbert Secretary Roy Homer Treasurer E T Kirk “Q-u-a-r-r- Vice-Preside- nt -e q-u-- c-r |