Show STUDENT LIFE tW If you have any horses for sale see Prof Campbell Warren Swendson recently returned form a business trip to Ogden Pyle recently discovered that ordinary limestone contains 623794 per cent of gold Prof Merrill expects to be absent from the college the next six weeks doing Institute work Fisher was recently heard talking to a group of Preps on “The Versality of Wm Shake- speare” The senior class in Water Power under Prof Jensen is making an exhaustive study of Electricity Mr Beers has been in Hyde Park for two weeks feeding buttermilk to calves — a bulletin will soon be out Cal lister contemplates Mr Rumor has it mission to Denmark rfsoon leaving school that “Cal” is going on a wishing to know how to carry squash and cabbage by waterpower can obtain valuable information on that subject by consulting Mr Brown e Anj-on- Miss Moench after due deliberation has de- cided to abandon both vegetable and animal diet She prefers mineral Iler first meal was taken Tuesday morning between Smithfield and Logan The Juniors and Seniors published the following the other morning: Lost— somewhere between Richmond and Logan an Agricultural College Professor The finder will be liberally punished by the above named classes On Monday evening March 6 the question “Resolved that there Should Be Municipal Ownership of Public Utilities” will be debated by members of the “English 6 club” Affirmative Walter Porter andO R Adams negative J Jardine and R V Orbison COLLEGE BAND The College brass band under the leadership of S B Mitton is making rapid progress this season As a school band it is probably not excelled in the State The membership is as follows: — Solo cornets S A Mitton W Young and C Bird first cornet W II Shelton second ' cornet J C Walton clarionet W E Watson solo alto J S Powell first alto R V Orbison second alto J J Ilobson first tenor S Perry solo trombone L B Stoddard first trombone J P Ilium baritone J L La Mun-yo- n Eb bass G A Walker arid M Ashton snare drum B Gordon bass drum P Perkins drum major F B Eliason The band like the College paper is not receiving the earnest support that is due such organizations TEN COMMANDMENTS The following commandments were recently Introduced by the members of a Fifth Ward boarding house: I — Thou shalt not have more than fifteen persons in thy room while a rougli house is in session shalt not treat thy company in a better manner than lie would treat thee in his II—-'Thon room III— Thou shalt not attack thy fellow student before he has removed his coat collar etc IV —Thou shalt not leave thy room by way of a closed door or window unless assisted by thy fellow student V—Thou shalt not break the bed into pieces too small to be found and glued together again VI —Thou shalt not throw a book any larger than “Webster’s Unabridged Dictionary” VII — Thou shalt not use more expressive words than “Darn it” VIII — Thou shalt not throw more than two pitcherfuls of water during a single session IX— Thou shalt not make the damage expenses to exceed ten dollars at a single session —All persons involved shall be liable to taxation X — Thou shalt not upon the appearance of the landlady look silly but look wise and say nothing Any member violating these commandments shall suffer the penalty which shall be decided upon by said members |