Show STUDENT LIFE Prof — What is a chair? Tond — A chair is a quadruped Prof — Name the line arts The class succeeded in naming four Frof — There is one more What is it? Josie — Needle work Student — IIovv do we know that the graft of that equation is a straight line Prof Langton — I told you so and you know7 that I speak the truth Feb 18 — Mrs Widtsoe lectured to the Physical Culture girls on dress The talk was very suggestive and was much appreciated by the girls The students wish Mr Terry success in his attempt to raise a moustache lie says that he believes a moustache would enable him to become more popular Prof Burchell has organized a class in telegraphy This is the first class of its kind that has ever been in the institution and it promises to be a grand success Miss Peterson (our Winter Course student) is studying domestic science If our young men will kindly note this no doubt the young lady will be relieved of her many suitors The class in English Six have organized a debating club The officers are: Farrell Tres Miss Stephens Secretary and Beno Yice-pre- s Tcterson Miss Forgeon and Fcrter Executive Committee Girls arc girls therefore we do not expect them to keep secrets One of them had to tell how she spilled coffee on the neck of one of the legislators and how the poor fellow squirmed and tw'isted as the hot liquid made its way down his back The senior engineers are now designing a pipe system for the city of Richfield The surveys of the city have been made and with this as data the class is expected to determine the different sizes of pipes and the cost of the enterprise from an economical standpoint There are 3000 inhabitants in the city and the system is to be designed on a basis of sixty gallons per capita each day 95 The military ball on Feb 21 was a grand success The boys did exceptionally well in their drill Prof — What is an “apothecary?” Miss McAlister — An apothecary is a drug store — “WThat is a polyhedron?” Mr Fisher — A polyhedron is a quadrilateral Prof with three sides Luther — Won’t the use of tobacco keep disease away? Prof Ball — Yes if you presume that kissing transmits disease Commandant Beers is a firm believer in appointments from merit alone This is evident from the rigid examinations he always gives before recommending new appointments Hobson — “Which is the best breed of cattle for all purposes?” Prof Clark — “I’m sure I don’t know7 for I’m not an man” all-purpo- se SOMETHING MORE DESIRABLE Miss L S:— (by way of changing the conversation) “Let’s talk of something we know7 dear” When this local came to us a comma wras placed after “know” by mistake History Teacher — “I want you to keep your hands down: I’ll call on you when I want you” (Later) — “How many of you have done the reading I assigned you?” (No hand) Teacher (vehemently)— “This is the only class I have that treats my instructions with such silent contempt Take the same lesson over again: class dismissed” March 10 — The opening of hostilities betw een the engineers and commercials began today The best of feelings have not prevailed between the students of the tw o departments for some time Trouble began when the engineers discovered that the Commercials had deliberately taken their mirror from its old established place As a result of the fray the mirror and a glass door at the entrance of the commercial room were scattered upon the floor in fragments |