Show STUDENT LIFE 100 Lives of fiunkers all remind us We can throw our blullas far And departing leave behind us Goose eggs for the registrar One of our best exchanges is the Ogden High School “Classicum” It is an bright newsy little paper The article “Washington the Representative American” is a strong forcible sketch of the great American It is far better than the rather poor satire “That Cherry Tree Story” “Oh Mary Ann come now with me Upon the silent bay Where dancing moonbeams then and there Disport themselves at play “Oh sir” said simple Mary Ann I hardly think I ought’r For I’m afraid we’d seem to cast Reflections on the water” Little Son: — “Papa our garbage man is one of the best men I ever saw” Father: — “Why my son?” Little Son: — Cause this morning after he put our garbage in the wagon he tried to start the mule but the mule stood still lie whipped and whipped but it would not go Finally he got down off the wagon and told the mule about Jesus and God for a long time up-to-da- My brother Tom played in your te foot-ba- ll team didn’t he? Yes he did k Was he a or a quarter-back- ? He was a draw back full-bac- FOUR EPITAPHS:— AND ONE A Senior Deep wisdom — swelled head Brain fever— he’s dead A Junior Went skating — ’tis said Floor hit hinu—he’s dead A SornoMOKK Fair one leaves him — hope’s fled Heart broken— he’s dead A FRKSIIMAN famine — not fed Milk Starvation— he’s dead A Prep Know nothing — no head No spirit — he’s dead In the Montana “Exponent” we notice the editor’s criticism and comment as to what a loHowever we can hardly agree with either the criticism or comment The locals are for the most part supposed to be everyday affairs in college life They may deal with experiences of the students or members of the faculty or with any little happenings affecting the school They may contain a great many jokes provided the jokes are good Locals of this kind are the ones the editor of the “Exponent” seems to condemn We agree with him when hesays “the prime object of a college paper should be to furnish an incentive for good literary production” but the literary columns and editorials are a place for that and not necessarily the locals We suggest that the following should perhaps find a place in the advertising columns rather than among locals or personals as the “Exponent” has it: — “The shoe money left with me will bring satisfaction to you — Harris the Shoe man” and “If our shoes are not what they arc cracked up to be bring them back — Harris the Shoe man cal should be |