Show LOCAL DEPARTMENT Mildred— “I’m going to be Rich some day” don’t believe Prof Upham knows how to make an “A” Many students took small pieces of mirror as souvenirs of the Engineering-Commerci- Student —I al contest Life was the text of the chapel talk As yet however there is no evidence that the talk was listened to Feb 25 — Student Miss Moench (to class)— Where is Agog? Gardiner — Genesis 3rd ch 7th verse Jennings— Where do you find Genesis? Mildred (after rehearsing)— “Oh! I can’t make love in public” It has been proved by experiment that a hat is not good for a Ilutt The dairy scales are no longer warranted for some of the girls have been weighed on them lately Miss Green one of our former students arrived in Logan last Saturday Mr K whistles at his work now the girls in Keep it up Moench for school haven’t had their turn yet and they are anxiously waiting Who’s next? all Introduction to Argument It is rumored that the Sorosis girls are given five minutes every half hour in which to “giggle” as it i3 impossible to keep them serious during the entire time In English: — “Mr Kerns give me a few of your favorite epithets” James shook his head March 10 — The unexpected has happened Evidently the financial conditions of the world have been revolutionized The seniors entered school this week with their hair cut Prof Swendsen is still suffering with his throat It has troubled him more or less since holidays He has been compelled to remain away from school part of the time on account of quinsy Friend — “Well Orval how are3-otonight? Orval — “I’m mad: this is the second time that Mr Campbell has danced with my girl I’d like to meet his wife I’ll bet I’d dance with her a dozen times” The Sorosis girls were somewhat relieved when they heard that the minstrel would be given before the “Midsummer Night’s Dream” as they expected to get many valuable suggestions from the performance of the boys u Mr President Honorable judges Ladies and Gentlemen Fellow-citizen- and s Senator-Lov- e Saturday evening March 21 Prof and Mrs Langton entertained at their home a small party of students A very enjoyable time was had by all present Laura: — When you Sorosis girls buy your powder and rouge be sure to get it at Rlter’s Drug Store and help us out that much” (This w as not said for publication) appeared at school witli glasses this morning He has no doubt come to the conclusion that he must have something to make him look learned March Prof 10 — Homer — “Expand the sentence “Edison in- vented’ ” Howes — “Edison thinking he could outdo the Creator invented a talking machine with rubber tubes instead of rubber necks” Dr Moench who has held the chair of Modern Languages for the past two years has handed in his resignation The Doctor has accepted a position in a military academy of Missouri The many friends of the professor regret his leaving |