Show Thursday April 5 1990 Thc Eagle - Page 3 LET THEM EAT PIZZA wu the thought it was good idea but ug- attitude at the U of Kentucky divings gested the sample should be more resenutive Studcnti calling in were period HieaddAhop likely those with a strong emotional for took than procedure longer expected response to a particular faculty mem-an- d students in the College of Business Economics To alleviate the tense her said one professor ITS A HYPOCHONDRIACS situation the director of alumni af-DREAM A number of medical fairs Ralph Brown ordered pizza and schools pay studenu and employees to soda for approximately 200 studenu fake certain illnesses Medical studenu and stiff Brown felt the gesture showed studenu that the university improve their diagnostic and in toper- sonal skills by interviewing and does care about their needs A DORM WITH ROOM SER- examining the hired patients The are paid S5 to VICE? Well yes When Johnson including Ohio University’s Col-laNortheastern State College Vt ran out of housing fall it branched out -- to a hotel lege of Medicine $20 per hour for their time including rehearsals and 10 miles from campus That's where 25 freshmen started out their college waiting by the phone as back-u- p pa- tients nights Since then room has been AN "EDIBLE ARCHITECTURE" found for 16 but the others continue COMPETITION was held recently at to commute the U of Minnesota Crackers STUDENTS CONCERNED zels and Cheez Whiz were used to con-LOUSY PROFESSORS (SCALP) asked Pennsylvania State U struct the models studenu to phone and tell an answering COVER YOUR NECK "vampires" are growing in number says machine their three best and three worst professors Some 240 studenu "vampirologist" Stephen Kaplan a called in their votes Professors gave parapsychology professor at SUNY-Ston- y Brook He claims that ISO the survey mixed reviews Some role-playe- - rs st - pret-ABO- Famed Veteran is scheduled to speak at CEU tomorrow night Adrian Qronauer subject of the 1989 movie “Good Morning Vietnam" will addresa students faculty and members of the community when he visiu CEU to speak on his experiences as an Armed Forces Radio DJ during the early part of the Vietnam War Cronauer's lecture will include details about how the film starring Robin Williams came to the big screen Tickeu are still available for Cronauer’s lecture which begins at 7:30 pjn Tickeu are available from ASCEU officers or at the door Prices are $350 for studenu with an activity card and $450 for others real-lif- e vWi A and vampires live in the US Canada with 35 of them being "physical" vampires who drink human blood (That 'a a 62 increase since 1981) (continued on page 8) English Instructor would like to explore rhetoric field "It's challenging and I like that" The thing he dislikes is the taxing only staff writer of English papers that need to number the of An addition to College He would like to become be Kent graded Eastern Utah faculty Templeton in his teaching creative more e is experiencing his first "Sometimes thou eh deyou get into ruu teaching position in the English and lose student interest" he said partment this year CEU is At e Templeton given access posiTempleton has held the teach way he feels is necessary tions at the University of Arizona and to die for studenu "I appreciate the Pima Community College both in freedom to use my own methods and Tuscon Ariz throughout his three-yetextbooks in the department” he career He taught courses in stated 1 also like having the combitechnical and freshmen composition old and young traditional nation of develwriting Currently he teaches and studenu to opmental writing and business comteach” munication at CEU Him The attended Templeton has been married for Gray Templeton Attalie' New York Alaska Bible Col- seven and a half yean to Karen Templeton a nursing program lege Alaska and Phoenix College and the U of A Arizona He received instructor In his spare time he enjoys playing various musical his bachelor's degree in English in a literature and his master's combination of English literature and Looking forward Templeton would like to explore the field of rhetoric rhetoric both at the U of A and possibly earn a doctorate degree About teaching Templeton said by Stephanie Bogdln full-tim- Turn This Page Upside Down Forme Answers To Your part-tim- ar Student Loan Questions non-traditio- Dying child needs help setting new world record Local Merchants Discounts for ASCEU Students with activity cards 1 explain the differences IWho can the Stafford (formerly GSL) PLUS (Parent Loan for Undergraduate Students) and SLS (Supplemental Loans for Students) loans? 2 Which bank offers all three types of student loans? 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Re-cie- ve DTCI'J Mquurt 100265 03uiAjouauro Please help put a smile on Craig's face by sending him a get well card Send cards to: Craig Shergold co Childrens Wish Foundation 32 Perimeter Center E J Atlanta Ga 30346 Or bring cards to the Student Government Room Craig must recieve the cards no later than Sunday April 15 1990 ‘yjueu thuraas 1SJIJ Sounds Easy (Rent two movies at regular price A get a third freeMan-Thu- Farlaino'i Cafe 3 Of! n only) An Equil Opportunity Lender |