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Show - . times. utahcounty IL'HLHIIKI THE c-- EVEItV AHO THUSS3AT TUES3AT, gf TI1K t'TUI O.rXTY and piHiisiiiNn SATURDAY, TIMES ro.vi-vxY- . a IJ 11 I'lUNTIM) era T3 La pi il vii R. r.l Year MX Mouths Till'- Months Out' Mouth fi On Provo City, U. T u) And Not In tidies, rank, or power Is tnic greatness to lc found; Mere of an hour, U. S. OFFICERS FOR UTAH. Hy the sordid often owned; (ieorge B Woods, Oregon Keller fir shun noble hlood i) iv'rivir d Sam mlan ; i ionN V. Itluck, Utah If Isno he itei do ull ive Would, can't Ins. R McKean, N. Y. IaS Us do the lest we can. I II. Emerson NO. 2G. Introduction to a (orpsp. we were surrounded by a considerable crowd, the pipers still PHYSICIAN AND SURCEOW SALT LAKE CITY BUSINESS. Hitlier amusing funerals they formi'gt'ne attraction, the nronrirr SUELTOS, sometimes have in New lltmp-sliir- atives' evidently,, looking upon Juus ii. Una rn, TUOVAS EtEM !SO. A clergyman iu one of the them ns officers or dignitaries of cities, who had to pay the hit the v ry highest importance, and MILLER & CO. honor to a m m of doubtful char- the pines themselves as some kind of Riyatcrious instrument hy OPPOSITE THE T II E A T R E, acter, reeentlv began bis remarks 1 was not by saying: acquainted which tho enemy is to be vaKAIr LAKE CITY. with t be deceased, and therefore nquish. .'vj far, indeed, did their for the- -. enrrv hardly know w bat to say on this e in their GEuErJL NEWSDEALERS AND occasion. lie piued, when them that r was honor on and carried STATIONERS. got one of the mourner, up, presently who had evidently Ieen drown- with great vigor, to tho evident -- Amnii (Or tu san Franeimv ing his sorrow iu rtteftowingUiwl, disgust of big Haucan, uur piper-majoe. Philip Jacob H. Boreinun Mai k yon worldling io-- in self, es re-pM ,rsh.kl ien. R. Maxwell, Mich. I'ead to every social glow; Wm. Carey, III. Wuuld-- t thou for this love of war-daneU. S. Attorney pelf surveyor iteoeral .. ........ Nathan kimlsill All life's purer Jo S f,,rrgo o civerof Public Moneys, I.ROvcrion.I'ii. Tiuest ueaitli is doing good Willett Pottenger - IkaKrine r, r,"i':cr I.' I Office to leiro poor man ! strange J- - P. .nXautgarLllL If We Ciii't do all we v to wanted who knmv what and his pi Mould, icing approached him, - t'o'lccww....... A ,Ok J. Hollister, Cl. Let us do the lic.st M c cun. AND CALL. of for, a peep-shohand familiarly on his shoulder. he was W. Emerson .; Jullulul District, said: What! old f. Her (liii), and if they had nevorscen a kiltie Will I 'Id we nil wl'h on accord na Wv- ' jnall nil klnus of before. know Willis? dont you labor ftr the common focal, riit Aixorlnclvi'ruoudis pipo !orh". (liic) one of the fellers (hie!, he NUurr at her ample hoard on iwstpt nf n'ir!pTion pr'qc. xugj TERRITORI L OFFICERS. was. Low me to intro (hie) duel Would e no one lack for food. in a Usrse. Memoryve. . the drunken Ii-paid Willis, us Then In living imr-dComtccss 0ss q. Cannon HIGHEST PRICE FAID FDR " the corpse, tills '.emhhnhfd now Each help each through lifes short spun, man, addres-in- g Atlo'UPY General is Mr. llrown; Mr. Brown (hie), T. D. T. Me.Vd'sN-Many years ago, Mr. Ahram If we c in t do all we would, this (is Willis. Willis, my Ikiv, Dodge, of the tmvu of Ipswich, Let u do the be't we can. ....Wm. CI:ivon Vi I. tor .. Mr Browns hie) comes to preach Mas., owned n beautiful horse, Iinis.Isck ,sMr,'r funeral (hie) sermon. O. The w hicli was t lit p"t of the fimilv. H. Ri'cgx. Common yer Sun:. Ludicrous Srrne iu a Pulpit. drunken man was hustled out, lie Was a lmircd by all who knew AvsoeiAt ( ; d door cast of Fast Ofticf, 1stWhere he kee) Unica of nil Store, ni28 kind. JOHN RICCS, M IX, LET I J DO THE BEST U E CAN. DIRECTORY. OFFICIAL PROVO CITY. U. T.. TUESDAY. SEPTEMBER 29. 1S71. VOL. 2. l.Vl - oi per-onag- Special attention given to-- Cancers. Office nt residence, 4th W?- Street, and one block aouth, of Peter Hmbbs ProvUton Ju!0 Store, on Centre Street. Provo City, - COOPER SHOP. The umlerripnej Vronld respeetfiille the cltlren of Provo and vicinity that he prep red to do all kind of in ihe coopering line on tht .holiest notiee and at reasooaUe mtea. Work-aho- p First EmI Street . Jrovo Cliv. t m WM. ISUH11F.CIC. 05 ISTOTICE. - . cxrok:clc mle a , lies - ,.cTo OATS, UTAH COUNTY OFFICERS. ( Mvron ( Jonathan Tinner Pa. S. John Nut'nll Henry C. Encers .1. K Milner Hsfi'in: Attorney smvevnr John R Milner A Pier! Jones .run- c ,nu 1. John Nut'all Henry A. Dixon Vu'ir" Vssssor an Colleetor . fames F. Panel s ip.. C onmon schools, W. II. Dusenhorry I crk 1 i PROVO CITY OFFICERS. Ahrnhnm O. Smoot John Kottall fls ' Runnel S. Tones Alderinen L Albert Jones (Tm- - Dunn. AVm. R ITtee. Councilors s William A. Folio. John R ( Milner, James W. Tvelex T John Nnttall Recorder Treasurer Henry A. Di.xon Marshal Henry C. Rogers ...Tnhn R Milner C'tv Attorney ssesor and Collector Jnm'i F. Daniels Charles D. .Miller Supervisor. . O. Cnwnover Chief of Police Robert T. Thomas Wafermaster JnslahT. Armw'mlth iCiy Ponndkeeper Daniel Graves UOxton Mayor RATES OF ItOMESTIC POSTAGE. The standard rinele rate welrht ts ox. avoirdupois. Single rate letlrr .throughout the United States ,3 cents For eaeh adlitlonal ; or. or frac- Lemits. 3 letters, single rate Drop 1 - NirrsPAFER. (The standard rate Is 1 ox. ivolrdupois). Daily, seven times a week, X cts. per quar. " 00 elx 13 Semi-weekl- M -- 5 10 y Weekly Monthly - . 3 single rate PratontCAtA. 'The standard 1 ( ox. avoirdupois'. 6 cts. Semi-month- per quar. j Monthly " 1 quarterly The maximum weight of any pack age of a j Printed or miscellaneous matter is t lb av.1 oirdupois. REGISTERED AND MONEY LETTER'S ORDERS. Letters mnv Nrsritml on PAvtnPnt of a Ibq of (Klitn pnt, hut the Jcvvemment take no reponlhlRty fbr xalfe carriage or compenaallon In ease of Rgitrntlon: losx. - Won- Order: All principal pot office small mm of money and Is- - Dow receive for the ame npon other post Tlse, nbject to the following charge draff regulation: - order not excecllne and J0 Orer! and not exeoMlng Over Over ft and not execedlny ft and not excexstlng 1 0 10 li to 20 25 $39 cent " RATES OF FOREIGN POSTAGE. The ttandard ilngle rate to Great Britain half an on nee letter. x 'at amtolnpol; paper, two cent. Standard rate to France tone-quart- er two o.; letter, oent. I 15 gT wmw, ten cents; pa-F- r, n re-jeat- ed AFFAIRS. tion......... town of the most pronounced Catholic orthodoxy, the priest preiched lately against the Old Catholics and related such horrible things almut them that his pious hearers were literat the Old ally Catholic impieties. At lat the The Old preacher cried out, Catholics are so vile that they will Ik1 east into the pit, and if what I tell you is not true, may the devil take me now fui the sjsit! Ills excitement was terrible, and he so struck the cushion that the lsiok fell from it. Not far from the pulpit there sat an American, who had a negro servant with him, to whom lie lieckoned to take the hook up to the priest, who, perhaps, had never seen one of those sons of 11am in his life. The negro at once otieyed, and as he mounted the lowest of the pulpit steps, the clergyman his wNh that the devil might come and take him if what ha had said of the Old Catholics was not true. Although the negro went softly, the preacher heard his footsteps, and turning round, saw a black ol ject solemnly, steadily, and surely approaching him. lie looked at him with terror, and lelieving that he would le the next instant collared by his Satanic Majesty, lie crisl out, with trembling voice, It is, after all, possible that there may le good people among the Old Catholics. Turning then round tosoe iftheohjeet had disappeared, he saw it still steadily approaching. The presninvtion burst out on bis face, and, full of despair, he called out, There are e.en many good people among the Old Catholics! Thinking that this would suffice, he turned round, but what was his horror to find that theoljeet was close at hand. Imagining himself in the very grasp of Uclzebub, turning partly to the negro and partly to the congregation, he cried out, May the devil come and take me if all the Old Catholics are not better than Ave are! The terrified priest fainted from the fright, and it was only after some time that he recovered. horror-stricke- . POSTAL paper relates and the funeral proceeded. A B.iA-ari.- .... J ThoO.MeCnlloush m lis-t- the following: In a .Warren N. Dusenbcrry Judge j oflhe to-flfi- h - j Rather Funny. A tragic incident is said to have occurreit in a Iortland ajtotheeary shop. The harrowing tale runs thus; A colored lad entered our store with what lie described an awful feeling in the stomach, just ami like it wor full demanded a settacks,5 tler powder. Accordingly, the seidlitz powders were dissolved in septrate glasses, as usual, and placed before him, with instructions to pour one into the other and drink while effervescing. Instead of following the directions he. hastily drank off the contents of one glass, and immediately swallowed those of the other. The effect may Ik imagined, but not described. the effervescence which should have taken place In the glass took lace In the bewildered darkvs stomach. As soon as the poor fellow could draw' his breath he cried out in an agitated tone: Dat stuff may work well nuff on do white trash, bnt its sure def fish-hoo- cnpier? carpet-- New Verdict. ' The Scotch, notwithstanding their dry nos, have :i very keen sense of humor, and even manage to extract some fun out oT a railway accident. At the Sheri.Ts Court, Kilmarnck, on Monday, Thomas It bon, an engineinan, pleadedNot guiltytoa charge of culpable neglect of duty on January 7tli , by ero4og the Ashead siding, on the Nowmilns branch of the Glasgow and South Western Railway alniut the time a passenger train fromNewmilns to Ardrossan was tine. A collision took place, so trifling n one that ihe wonder is it attracted any attention. The engine, tender, house-bovan, and a carriage of the painger train were merely overturned on the embankment. No lives were lost, and the whole affair, which was oyer in a few moments must have een rather a pleasing excitement than otherwise. Nevertheless, Robson was placed on Ills trial, d and, after proceedings which twelve hours, the jury returned a waggish verdict of Guilty, but not culpable. Of course this verdict, although inimitable as a jest, could not Ik taken seriously, and they were therefore told by the sheriff that it was absolutely necessary for them to find either guilty, ns lilwlled, not guilty, or uot proen. Having the choice of the.-- e three verdicts, they selected that or Not guilty ns libelled, which was greeted with applause, the court being1, it is stated, crowded by ntimiiers of men connected with the railway. It might, however, Ik worth while to take the ingenious hint contained in the first verdict of this Kilmarnock jury, and establish one or two new verdicts for general ue by juries. A verdict of Not guilty but culpable would meet many requiremehts. Pall x, ss I 1 .st-e- - Mull Quzelte. his playfulness and good qn ditie. BARLEY, In the summer it was Mr Djdges -- AND habit occasionally to have a frolic with his horse in the liarnyanL DRIED PEACHES theu let him-nu- t alone, and he -- atwas would go to the ri'er, which d of a mile distant, about where he would bathe, then g i io TAYLOll C CUTLER'S, a common and roll on the gras, SALT LAKE CITY. then with the freedom of air start apll-lfor his home. His stable was w renovated for him liile he was DESERET gone and his brenkfat put In his crib. 'If Invmet his mter lu would show some coltish pranks, BANK, Ixiund for the stable, and pull out of the wooden pin that fastened the Halt Lake City, Utah. door with his teeth, and rush to the minger where Im exocte to find his f tod. One night ihe horse was stolen from the "table. After PAID UP CAPITA .$1,000,000 the expiration of sixteen years AUTHORIZED CAPITAL.. one-thir- the public generally, that he has opened T - horse, and told' the driver his reasons for believing It to Ik his. The man told of whom h had Ixiught the horse; and it was finally agreed that if the horse Would, on bmng taken to Ids old --stable, go through the habit of bathing, rolling on the gras and pulling the pin from the stable floor as above described, Mr. Dodge should have him. When the horse was let out ihto his old'.Aard, he reviewed the premise for a moment, then starter! for his hath tub, then for his green towel on the eommou, then to his old stable, pulled the wooden pin, 'Won for himself a good meal, and his old master his favorite horse. These facts are vouched fir hy reliable old residents of the beautiful, picturesque obi town, and fchow condusiely tho long memory of our noblest Ir. animal. AEuiain Skull ia . Solid Hock. A very strange discovery, interesting to geologists, is rejorted by the Osage Mission (Kansas) Journal. A human wull was recently found rear that place im com-pured,- in-h- 'It O-a- gc - s P H O 1 NOTICE. PROVO BREWERY. The proprietor would respectfully announce to the public that they are pre' pared to take WHEAT, OATS AND BARLEY IN EXCHANGE FOR BEEIt. UEUlCL - cb, near lYovo & At the fbot of the Dugway, River bridge. - S . i i auSU M. LIVINGSTON, WM. IT. IIOOrER, PrpsulPnt, H. . KLDRnlE.VIc-lret.- , BP.ICHAM YOUNG. WILTJ AM JENNINGS, JOHN "HARP, F. LITTLE. L. S. HILLS, Cashlor, CEAtER IN DIrocton. CLOTHING, GROCERIES, AKDC20JCE BRAXDS OP Deal in Gold Dust, Coin, Exchange, Land Warrants, College Scrip, &c. "" WINES, LIQUORS, CIGARS AND TOBACCO, . Centre Street, Irovo City. - Collections v mle and promptly remiUed. FOREIGN EXCHANGE FOR N.B. Pure Wines and Liquor alwtr on hand for medical purpose and use at reasonable prices. , . uli-3i-n family SALE. BLAC KSFtllTH INC. INTEREST PAID ON SATIXOS DEPOSITS. EXTRAORDINARY h 3 aul d! Y g o o EASY AND CHEAP Way of getting a FIRST-CLA- 6 STOPPED,. UPRIGHT, WALNUT CASED O 3rL Car TTITU -it -- a. 3XT p n Y TH K STATE 0RG1V COMPANY, D. SnOAIYCEP. & CO. DAY and OTHERS, for oasTLir $13.50 Monthly fur li month; tnrludlng a piano Ih'-ge- r prlcf. "J.II.WOIWLEY. stool and oryan method. or smaller .lies at proportionate Sixteen Myles to select from. xr.1.- Z. . C. , LATEST IMPROVEMENTS, X ANCFACTtriU-- g, seg ALL TITE r . now prepared to do Theonderelgned wagon repairing and every-thln- g lu the blaeksmithing line on the shortest notice and at reasonable price. horse-shoein- 5 OCTAVE, S DOUBLE-REEDE- ' JnS'S' 1 1 - vn - I M a. prepared to manuffiettire all kind oftln-war- e at reasonable rate. Shop corner of Centre and Main utrecu, Provo City. no21 And 1 Mr. Dixlge Avas at the tavern, when a man drove up to the door. Mr. D.xlg- at once recognized his J. MOORE, TWlslieX toXT K' B B, Inform his friend and NATIONAL bedded Iu a solid rock, which was The I'antrcs and the Bagpipes. broket)' open by blasting. Dr, Wirely, of Osage Mission, with-- a A soldier of the T2nd Highland-er- a modern skull i wrote home during the recent which lie had otlice, and Avar on the Gold Coast: We were found that, though it resembled the objects of great curiosity on the latter in general shape, it was jwrt of the Fan tee, who hung ah Inch and a quarter larger In diround the camp all day In crowds, ameter; and lietter developed in and numbers of whom bail follow- some other particulars. lie says ed us from a lam village through o(the relic: is'that of the which we passed jmt as the sun cranium of the 'human sie ies, of was rising, our pipers making the larger size, imbedded in conglomwhole street ring with tho tune of erate rock of the tertiary Ha, which and Yon nil several feet iKneath Iley, Johnnie Cojr, they struck up just as aac entered the surfiWc. Parts of the frontal, the village. The whole place was pallet'd and occipital bones were in an uproar at once, the people carried av;ly by explosion. The rushed out of their huts in tho piece of fock holding the remains utmost consternation,' evidently weighs some forty nr fifty pounds, thinking tho Ashantees were on wjth many impressions of marine them. The pipes wen something shells,. and through it runs a vein new; bugles they had heard some- ofqivirtz, or, within the cninfuiP. cryntalized organic matter, and thing of, but lngpipes wen instruments of warfare to by tha aid !of a microscope prethem. As soon ns they realized sents a beautiful' npKnrance. that it was' not their dreaded foes Nyithcr Lycll norllngh Mdlcr, It who were present, they liegan to is Hated, nor any f the rest of approach cautiously, hubcatchhig tho suhterrahean Explorer rejrt as this sight of the pijKTs, a fresh stam- $uytl)ing so femarkable Mission. The pede took place, to the intense discovery at amusement of our men; nor did Ncanderman comes the nearest the boldest of thn native ven- to it, tiut the Neanderthal tunies ture to come near until tho rear were found in loan; only two or of the detachment was dear of three feet below- the surface, the village. By the time, however, whereas, this Kansas skull was discovered in the solid rock. that we reached our halting-place, H. v I- moles. H. W, PA VI, Proprietor. Provo CR?V8rpt. I4thf 1C4. 'el2 WHEAT, r-- I pat-rona- -- Ma-di- s The aubscriber ever grateful for the heretofore reeet ed annpuneot to the pobitc tbnt ho I prepared to receive angarcane, furnULlntr the wood, e., tbr t A South German r.l. D. ROCERS, PHYSICIAN AND. SURCCON, vj SUBSCRIPTION: TKK.VH OF FF.OVO CITY BUSINESS. 1 - MILLINERY STORE -- AX D LADIES EXCHANCE, Mns. L., K. Jois'KS attention callof Rprlng to WraiiF.i toafock Good )u. arrived from the East, consisting of the latest style of NIING and SUMMKIt HATS. FLOWERS Call and Examine, Ui rrlev Time. ' See. Balt tm octH FlAfiOS ON lilOJiTHLY PAYMENTS. BAKERY AND PROVISION STORE. II1G lir.STTRICESA LLO WED for BARLEY, OATS A DRIED FRUIT. LIBERAL DISCOUNT FOR CASH. PETER STUBBS, DEALFB . 131 . j GROCERIES, TOBACCO A evidence of the pnpiijarpy of oor organ bnrine, we a 111 .ay tha lne lat Janmrrto Anent, we have eold An amounting to tl l,7J2.00. CALDER & CARELESS, W holewale Music Dewtcr,' HA L.T ' IsAICK rel7-3- CITY'. , FANCY CANDIES, NUTS. ETC. AH kind of the best qualify ot L I QTX O Kept romdnntly K. old tlml and B on Kami. stand. Corner toutr Ktreet. of itt noM t"! |