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Show - 7 s 1 PICKINGS MISCELLANEOUS. OUR O. M. COLUMN. The hardest to deal with an old pack ofthing cards. UTAH'SOUTHERN THE UTAH COUNTY TIMES. When a Wisconsin Chris tlan finds a strange lady In hl3 pew, he escorts her out by the ear. IB vCI:l? vfp.J Artaxerxes,myboy,sald Mr. Marrowfat, remember the On and after September lOft, 1874, dying words of Socrates: Never a marry woman that kicks sideDAILY TRAINS RAILROAD. -- Provo Co-operat- said the hystander, I havo seen some of the family so high that their feet could not touch the ground. Of course we couldnt havo him roaming around here and putting on Congressional air, says a Nevada paper in excame plaining how a horse-thie- f to his end. ...... What is heavens best gift to man? asked a young lady the other night, smiling sweetly on a pleasant-lookinyoung man. A horse! replied the young man, with great prudence. A Detroit paper chronicles tho most remarkable incident that has happened in Miehfgm since the first settlement of the State. A hoy was playing with a gun, which went off without hurting anybody. There is ono recent decision of the Treasury Department in which n thankful public, or the adult portion of it at least, w ill readily acquiesce. It is, that childrens whistles, tin horns, etc., are not musical Instruments. A Western stump orator, in the course of ono of his speeches, remarked, Gentlemen, If the Ocean wornn and tho hull clouded canopy of heaven and the level ground of ouryoarth worn sheet of paper, I could not begin to write my love of country onto it. - Name of Station, Yes, and Winter Goods, , COOK & PARLOR STOVES, bt 7, t 7.1 TihIiu U'iivu Provo Pleasant Grove... American Forlc., Grrniii and Lehi IN ADDITION Leave Sandy Junction Utile Collonwood., Arrive at Salt I .tike. Ink-stan- Two d, THE PEOPLES PAPER. 1 rams leiivtt Silt rs very good! V..... A country carpenter hav !ng neglected to make a gibbet which was ordered by the executioner, on the ground that ho had not been paid for the last he had erected, gavo so much offense that the next time canto to the circuit he was sent for, Fellow', said the Judge in a stem 1 the-judg- UTAH I'lcninnt Grove Arrive at Provo..,. 1 and 3 will be run Rally. Noi.S. 4,5nnd O will be run Non. COUNTY Superintendent. JAMES SHARP, Gen. Freight and Ticket Agent. dl z. o oo rxv oooo ooooo ooooon ooooooo ooorxvxxi ooooooooo 5 tz.c..v.r.2 rrst f I Jtranch, i oaooooooo C ; 5 x 3 111?1 EDITORIALS, Interesting and Readable ooooo oooo ooo oo o WEST 1 RO I BRANCH, O CITY. A L3 MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS, dc. GROCERIES. PAINTS, OILS, MINERS SUPPLIES, ETC., One copy, one year six months three M one ETC. Delivered In the city, per week ETC., FAMILY TRADE A SPECIALTY. M Vrn GRflfEI rov urv SAlYTEj JCOITE; j jq 7j ORGANS!! Corn Tteev THE BEST AT THE LOWEST rrT - WILL BE FOUND AT Tree Mar -- o- nt AVliolossilc. SOT Produce V. GRAN TS MUSICAL EMPORIUM AMERICAN FORK, ALL KINDS -- A City Seal DF IIIUSICAL IE fit CHANDISE, TOYS, BOOKS, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL BLANKETS, YARN WniTKAND COLORED. 1 Lmr Is th For tk Dm Nrv av CANDIES AND NOTIONS Fuat Received a FVcah Supp'1 of Good which we will Sell n- THE! IB-A-IUS- T WA.G-OET- Dali CIGAR & IFWTIRTSrXTTTiRE S Trl- - Serr Wei Moi Vrn Is (ten Mm Qm V p-- :o:- gents for Utah County Ftip Chb . a) ADVERTISE IN IT Clt v Awe AVaf U. T. Ac., &c., &a ol Cheaper than Ever. on jour Wool; Patronize Home Bring A PAPER FOR THE PEOPLE! Manufacture, and enable us to supplj the public with a superior article of cloth SAVE TIME AND EXPENSE M. TANNER. Supt. SUBSCRIBE FOR IT ! The best varieties of Imported taken in ere hang May music: and-Jar- 60 All kinds qf Marketable ro 'nui AWf PIANOS! In oo i ' ir (sr TWEEDS, NEW STORE . SATINETS, W. FRESHWATER 4 SHIVEYS, Dealers LINSEYS, CLOTHING. GROCERIES, WATERPROOFS, BOOTS. SHOES, FLANNELS, rIR!viSD TOBACCO j oo SjU SiiFr OE SOX, jg Tre i S.ipt Supt KERSEYS, dc. Ac., scBscsipnoy kites DRY GOODS, I .( Wines nnd Llqiinrs on nnnd for medlcnt purjxises and use at reitsonable price.. JEANS, GENERAL MERCHANDISE. Consisting In part of At Dl CIGARS AND TOBACCC Centre Street, Provo City DOESKINS, Keeps oonttantly ou band a large and well selected stock of 1). e 10111 AX EXTENSIVE ASSORTMENT OF GOODS ALWAYS ON HAND TO SELECT FROM CONSISTING OF Well Selected I l o' IS DEALER ASD CHOICE BRANDS o 5 cents per ll. w ill l,o paid for a good sirtietc, in Clotli LOCALS, "ti-- M. LIVINGSTOK, CLOTIILYC, WOOL. CKWVWX) OOOOOQ SUPT. OF 5 OOOOTXYO K.V'P Kept constantly on hand. 300,000 lbs. Carefully Prepared H r. s. DEAL Eli IN At the oltl stand. Corner West and Outre Ktreels. TELEGRAPHIC NEWS, CORRESPONDENCE, A wo He.-- STUBBS WINES, LIQUORS, Mining and General Olite Surr Liftir os The very latest I. Hien Ma- All kinds of the best quality W ANTED BY and contains Olive ri. TOBACC FANCY CANDIES, NUTS. ET; WOOL ! ! ! 01 GROCERIES, E. EUTEBPEIS JONES, WOOL FERAMORZ LITTLE, M - TIMES COMPANY For ell Information concerning Freight or Passage, apply to v MOTICC. PETER Y. S. S. PRINTING AND PUBLISHING Dally, (Sunday excepted. c, fellow-travele- HOME and .Saturday, by the in consult- Very well have it your own wav now, but the post mortem will show that I am right. The pa lient was not much encouraged Never bet on a horao-rncmy son. It ia wrong to bet, ant besides, the horse that ought to win id likely, in nino out of ten cases, to bo Jockeyed to tho rear. Do not bet at all, my son; but 1' you bet on horses, get acquainted with tho riders in advance of the race and see how tho things com ing out, There was a man in Murray County, Wisconsin, who go mud when ho found that the grasshoppers had called for his wheat, so he got a big roller am, crushed wheat and grasshoppers together Into theground. It killed tho Insects, and a succession of showers revived tho wheat so that ltwasRs good as new. It pays to get maa now and then. An old man and his wife, says a Detroit paper, who came by the Central Road, saw about thirty hacks at the door of the depot, and about thirty hackmen shouted hack at them. Tho man took it ns a high compliment, am turning to the old lady, said: tell you, mother, they think wo are something great, or theyd never had all theso carriages down hereto meet us. I wonder how they knowed we was coming. Too old for earth, too for hell,'' too " disagreeable good for heaven, was tho remark avo heard mado tho other day in reference to ono who Avas forever picking out Imperfections in his on lifes Wo dont know how hisjourney. future Will bo managed. Ills mission apparently lias been to dissect morally all mankind; and he does it relentlessly, unflinchingly- Yet he is very good; ah, yes! Pobllahed every Tuesday, Thursday One Six Thre' One BAKERY AND PROVISION SEND IN YOUR ORDERS AND SUSTAIN Fork physicians ing at tho itedrtido of a patient, disputed as to the nature of the disease. At last ono of thorn ended the discussion by saying: ROVE WE HAVE LATELY OPENED A FREE FltOM SHOD 1 ..... z A PROMPT ATTENTION GIVEN TO ORDERS PROM THE MINES ES PECIALLY, AND AS WE INTEND TO WORK UP SOLELY THE CLOTH MANUFACTURED AT THE PROVO WOOLEN FACTORY, WE CAN SAFELY WARRANT ALL GARMENTS . Handy Lcnvn Lchl Arncrlcun Dried Fruit. TAILORING ESTABLISHMENT, WHERE WE GUARANTEE THE ' Lak Little Cottoiiwmxl Junction Arrive at Sandy Draper THE . -t 17 1. LATEST STYLES AT LOWEST RATES. g Par-sy-fl- x Paper of Utah County. Official TO Institution witi fstMsent the sumo for the !Mh d.? (hemselles imi, him t""lng will please cull f,nl Ulntely ' :o:- - Draper Arrive at Handy... BT 1 All persons eluim r. or ot herwlse having against the re My Cider Mill In now in full my residence In the Heeon u pervons havina apples t make can b necomnioduted ' t iiJ-1Terms five cents per KaUn ' orone quurhrof the Juice, ripe anpies worked up ,u mV yield from three to hmr . gaf,,.1' i hushel. , iTovo City, Pept. 28th, I87t IN LARGE VARIETIES, AT POSITIVELY LOW FIGURES FOR X X THIS NOTICE. ,'' MEBCHAITDISE, OEnSTEIRyAX, J that he Institution, IS NOW OFFERING A FIRST CLASS STOCK OF ways. A person boasting was from a high family. :o:- Mercantile ive TH PROVO CITY BUSINESS ii olrc Tor tho celebrated -- :o:- r SCHUTTLER WAGONS, nr. o AULT.MAN A COS SWEEPSTAKE THRESHERS, BUCKEYE REAPERS AND R 0 The Times D MOW- JOB OFFICE ported and HARROWS, Belnx entirely New and Complete In mil SALT SALT LAKE CITY PRICES.'! how came yon to neglect i voice, snaking tho gibbet that was ordered on ray account? I humbly beg your pardon, said tho car- SATISFACTION GUARANTIED. penter; had I knoAvn It had been for your lordship, it would have JAMES DITXX, beea done immediately! ant AgtnU NOTFW. CTTTTTca. RFrr.irrti TRJiNAFfcR.w WARRANT PlTt1? CFmS CARm. BOOfcn, TRAm TAG!, CIRrrLARS, Ac., Ac. PLAIN OR in COLORS li INFOEV Mo n FUBNITUKt.,1 SI TtESPECTFULL'Y of ITovo unii Vfflh. tt1 prepared to BirnUb alT kind" nf home-mad- e LAIfE Wholesale are sold on their own IKICKS and Retail, Thereby saving both Time and M01 furniture made to order AID wool - TUNDUILLR, DOTkJERS, JB- - CLUFF, WOULD ETC., ETC., ETC. A full supply always on hand at s: DAVID , ERS, FURST A BRADLEYS SULKY RAKES AND CLIPPER PLOWS, WHEELBARROW'S, p TURM1NB riERiTSa T HE CHEAPEST. No Wagon ever sold in Utah has given better satisfaction in every respect. HIEY ARE MADE EXPRESSLY FOR OUR MARKET. 5C. c. M. I. E..1 teore. AgenU. Browo City. DOME. PRICES IX) WN TO MEET THE Patronize Of all i Heme o a On Ov, Ov, Ov, TIM Induatry COFFINS T sirei constantly on hand and to order. ear TAKE s V . QRAI 3ST M a re rooms ami Main Ptret; corner. Workbep. Fai Ind t p |