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Show A MINSTREL, SHOW. Tho truth Is often spoken In jest. We give below one of that cl.lss of truths In which our characters aro tho Interlocutors and end man of it mln-sircl mln-sircl show! End man to Interlocutor. E. M. "Say Bos, did you over sec tWO tilings JUST KXACTLY AMKKI" Int. "No slrl I never saw two tilings just KXACTI.Y ALH.H. Neither did you." E. M. "Vob I hnvo. Two things JUST KXACTI.Y AMKK.',' Int. "'Why man you'ro crazy. There aro no two things In Iho wholk would that's just alikh. No two iree, no two mon, or women, no two beasts, no two blades of grass, or leaves of How-ors How-ors or anything, No silt!" E. M, f'Yos there is. I seen em myself." Int. "Well now, you'ro so awfully smart, suppose that you just tell us what two things that you havo seen that -ire kxacti.Y alike" E. M. "Yes sir. I'll toll you. Ttls Cleveland's panic and MoKinloy's wave of pi asperity." |