Show tt I I never dare to write as funny as I can Holmes can Holmes With this Issue the Cynic makes his last appearance be before Core his numerous numerous numerous nu nu- followers Vers And for the last time he thumbs his nose at what l at athe he chooses choos B to thumb his his' nose at and smacks things things' In general on the What he will do dowhen dowhen dowhen when he graduates as as' he be wll wil If ir the Lords of r the Upper Air ir dont don't resort to last minute censoring Is doubtful As yet the American Mercury has failed to bid for his services But he Is praying that l gets sick For the Benefit of Those Who Came in Late The he Cynic takes akes this opportunity to publicly announce that he had bad no connection with the 1928 Uton Uton- ian inn Many of his friends have credited credited cred cred- him with the dubious honor of having had But he be The errors were pure chance although although it seems unfair to blame blam chance for all of them C Graduation if It it happens will team the Cynic loose from a lot ot or of things The Tiie Freshman Friend for instance Which is 15 sad For the FF F F. F F F. really ought to have the Cynic around to keep him treading somewhat somewhat somewhat some some- what near the paths of oC normality I Them There Super According to the of the Pen all that is necessary for so se sophistication sophistication is a copy of Boccaccio and a knowledge of or how to spell Nietzsche Super Super- sophistication consists in knowing what magazine H. H L. L writes for Now the Cynic knows all these things and he is no more sophisticated than a Sigma Pi pledge or a Pi Pi JO Kappa alumnus at least in the Pen sense of sophistication In fact the Cynic I I would hate to be super ed cd in the way the Pen paints it But ButI perhaps the Pen doesn't know just how It Is painting super super tion Uon or why its it's so much better betterto to write e editorials about it than to tobe tobe tobe be It or anything save the defunct defunct de de- and odoriferous literary tradition tradition tra tra- tra And speaking of the Literary Tradition Tradition Tra Tra- makes the Cynic remark that tha It seems to be working well this year Seven members of the Pen I staff g got t awards And if if those seven wrote wrote the the copy copy for the Pen there would be enough to fill five issues a year Judging from the Pen most of the copy must be written by the staff by the business staff start The R Radical List The Utah Associated Industries or some organization which provides provides pro pre vides jobs for persons too lazy to work IS said to possess a radical list said list including dangerous Continued on Page 3 L THE CYNIC Continued from Page 2 persons here and there the Pride e of the Town And among those Included from the P. P of the tho T Tare T. T are faculty members But the professors professors professors pro pro- Included are those who are loudly radical It If the U. U A. A I I. I or whatever it is wants to get the real ra radicals it should seek out the nice conservative boys who look so In In- nocuous There is one who Is In demand as a speaker and who makes radical speeches before boosting tooters te And the root te tooters root tooters applaud Which proves nothing at all except th the fact that the radical list Is really a anoIse anoise anoise noise list R S R This last minute censorship Is a good thing for if the stuff deleted would auld have Injured students students students stu stu- dents what wo wouldn't It have done to those high slicker wearers who despite paternal and not un-snotty un warnings continue to autograph Traditions Again Next week the University will observe observe observe ob ob- serve Its only real tradition a tradItion tradition tradition tion inherited from the Middle Ages Caps and gowns will be worn at commencement Despite the fact that this tradition is older than Uday U cU Uday day or freshman caps by centuries the Cynic has failed to hear bear any pleas for the seniors to loyally support support support sup sup- port it Pleas are unnecessary how how- ever The Lords of the Upper Air see that the tradition is observed in inthe inthe inthe the same way ay that they see that the tradition of paying for the senior senior senior sen sen- gift is observed observed observed-by by strong arm methods S f i It will indeed be a noble sight to see a number of male mafe seniors throwing throwing throwing throw throw- ing their hats in the air Frida Friday a little premature for the seniors still have commencement before them But they can c celebrate one thing Attendance at the senior play is not compulsory i S The Thrill That Comes Once in a Lifetime Wh When ri you you pay your jour graduation Uon fees 14 and get a receipt and a ticket to the alumni dinner and ball |