Show E HOME NITS HITS m AND HAPPENINGS MM W THANKSGIVING T TURKEY U R KEY UGH PLU PLUM 1 All AH NIGH NIGHTMARE 1 MARE OH No classes Friday Dr was seen at the U University University niver- niver sity on Tuesday Prof Kerr is confined to his room with a severe cold Mr Gillespie city visited the University University University Uni- Uni j Monday Registrar Allen conducts the I conducts chapel exercises this week We dont don't know how it happens but Yearsley looks so queer has also sacrificed his moustache Moffat is about to publish a I work on the effects of food on the mind The only solution to the silver question ques ques- tion tion leave leave it to the Delta Phi E. E T. T Hills was in in to see how the theold theold theold old office looks on W Wednesday edne day Mr Laker a former student was with his University friends Thursday Mr Waterman of Salt Lake City visited the museum on Tuesday Prof Cham Chamberlin berlin of the L. L D. D S. S College paid paid us a call last Monday l Go to for your photographs their satin finish are par excel excel- lence When on this earth earthOl Ol Ot men theres there's a dearth What will the girls do then poor dears They'll never be gay But to go they will pray it Bring them back and save us our tears I g Miss l Jean Ingham of Salt Lake City was a visitor at the University on Friday Friday Friday Fri Fri- day last A. A B. B Sawyer has been confined to his bed for the past week wi with t a very severe coldI cold I I dont don't care what you think said the prettiest girl T have havet t ever be- be be Holden Ii It is said that a certain young lady is 1 r so musical that she even uses a Miner key to o open the door I say boys dont don't try to get two dine dinners dinners din din- e ners next Thursday unless you ca can have them a long ways apart Somebody must have fallen very heavily at the head of the stairs on the t. t third floor last Thursday J Hello young man you shouldn't have allowed what we said to head you off She has to go home alone now Mr l Hyde Young a former student was married Wednesday Nov 22 to Miss l Vilate Currie of Salt Lake City A certain young man is so bashful that he had to get some one else to ask aska aska a a young lady to go to the ball with him Teacher Teacher- Teacher Gordon Gordon what do we make of wool i Gordon in an excited tone Money i If the girls did not monkey with the radiator in in the room dressing-room they would not have to wade in water Janitor Mr Corey is back at his post again after an illness of nealry a week looking looking look- look ing ling a little the worse for his tussle with witha f a severe cold A gentleman Professor of the U University University niver- niver sity had the nerve to pass through the ranks of the Physical Culture Class nine times last Wednesday We dont don't know who could Prof Gillian of the Methodist Academy Academy Academy Acad Acad- emy of this city and Prof Re Reed d of the Salt Lake City High School were visitors tors on Wednesday 6 I If f the person who made mane the assertion that the CHRONICLE staff knows too much would visit some of their classes he would change his mind J. J B. B 93 and E. E T. T Hills 93 were noticed in the hall the other day viewing the Physical Culture Class with apparent interest and pleasure Three days a week from 3 to 4 in the u afternoon afternoon t the editors in the sanctum have experiences similar to those of Rf people who live in places subject to earthquakes Students dont don't get angry and and kick because your names and the little things you do get in the CHRONICLE We must fill up our space and reserve r S t. t all rights s to kick Miss wants to know if a man can cannot cannot cannot not be contented and still want some some some- thing Well yes if a man can keep his wants to himself he can be said to tobe be contented Ed Ed v Prof Stephens was sick for a few days last week and unable to meet with his class We Weare are glad how however ver that his illness was not prolonged and he heis heis is now how now with us ag again in After a week the Herald is in its place on the 11 library tables We Weare are glad to to see it back and very sorry that any mistake should have caused its discontinuance discontinuance discontinuance discon discon- for even that short time In a certain class the other day it was stated that Mohammed and his followers followers followers fol fol- lowers believe hades to be almost filled with women Prof Whiting wishing to console the ladies of the class said if hades was nearly filled with women in in those days it must certainly be full by this time so there would be no room t for any more 4 Poetry has been coming in very rapidly the past week Some of it is very good Keep it up Well We'll find a Longfellow or a Tennyson yet Prof found Shakespeare Shakespeare Shakespeare Shakes Shakes- says says that we have our peare already The following i is a list of donations to the museum lately Mr S. S Gilmer student Magnetite silver and lead ore from Little Cottonwood Mr malachite Mr Theo Roser Hallows All-Hallows College copper ore W. W G. G Roylance T Tl l- l Do the University students feel as Flossie did If not why dont don't you tell tellus tellus D it us your secrets You cant can't imagine r how we will cherish them and how in interested interested interested in- in we shall be in listening to the tales of the joy and the sorrow of our fellow rif During the past week many distinguished distinguish distinguish- ed persons have visited the University i Among them were Herr Hugo ugo Frank Prof of Languages Munich Herr F r Franz a copper merchant of Hamburg Mr Edward Hooper a noted mineralogist of London England and Dr Brown of San Francisco Flossie little daughter of a news newspaper newspaper newspaper paper woman woman- woman Oh II Oh Oh mamma Mable and I have a lovely secret Id I'd like to tell you only only only- t Her mother mother- Only mother Only what Flossie Flossie Only Flossie-Only Only Im I'm afraid you'd write f it up I 4 If the fellows who are so agile that ll they must kick the chandeliers and other things about the University out of shape had to pay for what they thus destroy they would not be so free with p their clodhoppers It is all an- outrage that r such over-grown over yaps should be turned loose to mingle with respectable students Now we have a word to sayto sayto say sayto to these fellows by way of advice You are known and if this thing keeps up names will be published In ordinary conversation mark and remark do not generally have any very close connection but in class they do especially when the mark is low Mark Markis is then usually the father of a remark from the Prof The following is said to be a true statement made in an examination in zoology a few days ago Question II What animal possesses true flight Answer by bright pupil II The kangaroo 1 Dr Park our former President and Mr Talbot a student of the University in 1876 were at the University of Utah on Monday of last ast week and called on the CHRONICLE staff We Weare are always glad to see our president ex-president at the U Uni Uni- ni- ni It is a reminder of the days of yore There is a verse II The Silver Lyric going the rounds of the newspapers part of which we quote for the benefit 3 1 of our subscribers who have not paid up If you have a word to say sa say it like a man If you have a debt to pay pay it if you can Our printers bills are due and we need the wherewithal to square up There will be a game of foot foot ball ball between between between be be- tween the City Eleven and the Fort Douglas team at the Exposition Grounds Thursday afternoon at 2 The The- admission is 25 and the proceeds are areto areto to go to the Young Ladies Aid Society We hope that the University will bewell be bewell well represented |