Show HOME BIOME P HAPPENINGS A S- S SU S R U Only a a 1 j Prof Marshall conducted chapel exe exercise ex ex- r e last week I What is a Ask t M-t Sp g He evidently has bip bipeds ds ever everin i in mind Ii y f In answering a question in Geology 1 one of the students said that oceans destruct destruct destruct de- de as w well ll as construct land J Jerald erald Seigel declares that he will not sv interrupt another conversation for every i time he opens his mouth he gets gets his r foot in in it Prof Allen What answer did you get for that example Mr M M thousand One nr n- n r forty dred-and-forty j I A Shady reception was given not long ago by a young lady to a certain University boy and he now threatens to String her as a means means' of r revenge It is earnestly requested that all students students stu stu- f dents who can sing join the chapel f choir Practices are held at the West Building on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 1 10 p. p m. m Do not forget the great foot foot- foot t foot ball an game F to be played on on n th the tU UniE University i campus Nov 14 P Provo vo B. B Y A. A vs U. U p. p of U. U It will be a close contest and arid well 3 worth seeing I Some enterprising and app appreciative st student dent has suggested the motto Ye gods and Dr Talmage I which se seems ms to have been unanimously adopted d by the f c classes I. asses III in M. M Mineralogy and Geol Geology gy We suggest that the p person who lately put in a local containing a Biblical reference reference reference refer refer- ence look up the passages rel relating ting to the coat of many colors and s see e if he is t n not t mistaken in jn inthe na name of the person to whom it wa I given en i n. n j I Miss Dye greatly disturbed by the 1 noise Mr Hills His was was- making wi with h his feet during a class or I rl I wish you would you would would k keep ep your feet still Mr Hills It isn't my feet its my shoes and I Im I'm m not responsible for what they do II Miss Dye No they would be too great a responsibility for you to bear II Professor The whale procures its food by taking in large gulps of water 1 and then straining out ut through its whalebone sieve the small particles which the water contains The Th throat of the whale is very small and only minute minute minute min min- ute forms of life can serve as food Student Well Professor how do you explain Jonah's being swallowed by bya a whale th then n G n G-n n n after demonstration of proposition proposition pro pro- proposition position the good of that proposition Prof T T- T T I I dont don't know G n G n Then what's the use of having it in the book Prof T T frankly None what what- ever Mr Lyman has taken charge of the class in plane pane geometry The students were evidently sorry to lose Prof Allen j judging from the appearance of two blushing damsels who rushed out th the front door immediately after the change with great tears coursing down their sorrow-laden sorrow countenances Never mind girls remember that about bein being j off Hoff with old love on with the new Professor in Geometry What is a machine called that has three wheels Stud Student en t A tricycle J Professor One that has two wheels Student A bicycle Professor One that has one wheel U Unicycle or monocycle I guess rr Professor fes pr No 0 I that at is called a wheel wheelbarrow he j. j barrow fl b. b r m The CHRONICLE will give the first U University University Un Un- n- n party of this season at Christensen's Christensen's Christensen's Chris- Chris Hall Nov Preparations are already being made towards seeing that every everyone one will have a good time that night Christensen's orchestra will supply the music Tickets are one dollar dollar dollar dol dol- lar each admitting gentleman and ladies ies and may be secured from the following committee Misses Claire Cl Clinton inton Edna Swenson wenson Lucile Hewett R. R L. L McGhie chairman n Joseph Cannon Shirley Webber Reuben Clark H. H C. C Lewis L. L L. L Watters and Shady Stringer Buy your tickets early as a limited number number number num num- ber have been printed Two young girls one of whom is unfortunate unfortunate unfortunate un un- fortunate in having a name which begins with D and the other inheriting a name which incidentally has R for its first letter entered the class in Physics to to- to gether The Professor was just calling the Ms on the the roll Of course Miss Mis R R was credited with punctuality punctuality and attendance while Miss D Dwa D wa was given a black mark this vexed the latter greatly After pondering deeply over the propriety of such an act she has decided to ask a certain young gentleman if he will fill kindly give her his name She has taken into consideratIOn consideration consideration consider consider- the fact that th this s is Leap Y Year ear and is now waiting only f for r a favorable opportunity to tp pop the question The CHRONICLE sends congratulations in advance The Misses Ellis Shipp Mabel Harker and Lavon Pierce gave a large Halloween Halloween Hal Hal- lowe loween en party last Frid Friday y night at the home of Miss Shipp on Centre street About nine o'clock figures figures' of all sizes clad in sheets and closely masked c could uld be seen gliding noiselessly with the exception exception exception ex ex- of two too inquisitive spooks who fell down the back stairs about the o lantern lighted rooms After having been initiated into the mysteries of t the e th o other r. r world masks were were tak taken n off midst cries crie of Oh I knew you all the time etc and everyone proceeded j t a ato to have a good time playing jolly old J i iH y H Halloween allowe en games and making merry in general Supper came at elev eleven n and i after that a gradual quieting down on all J sides which slowly merged into a rush for hats and cloaks a chorus of jolly nights good and and we we all had a delightful delightful delightful de de- time The outlook is gO good d for a match game e of foot foot- foot ball all on Thanksgiving Day between between between be be- tween t the e Crescent and University teams Too bad i The eagerly awaited game of football between Drake Un University and our eleven has been declared off as as 1 the Drake boys have decided not to come West We should have liked to receive them most royally royall but it seems as though our must remain ungratified un- un gratified We can only hope that circumstances circumstances cir cir- s w will ll yet et permit of the hoped- hoped J for meeting yo The Senior eleven had during the latter part of last week the very valuable valuable valuable able services of Mr Ferris as coach This gentleman last year played on the famous Crescent A. A A. A team of Brooklyn Brooklyn Brooklyn Brook Brook- lyn New York He is paying a visit to a brother in this city and having heard of the need of a coach at the Uni University University he volunteered r 9 h his s services tp to to our boys who eagerly and and- tha thankfully accepted I Although the team has been under Mr Ferris Ferris' instruction only a few days yet he has effected many needed changes i ithe in inthe inthe the general genera tactics of the t team am And And the best of it is that he is going to be be with us for some time The fence around the north Dorth and east sides of the foot-ball foot grounds is being put up as rapid rapidly y as pos possible ibl so that by the time o our r eh eleven yen shall p play ay 1 they may do so unobstructed ed by curious and too enthusiastic crowds This has been long needed and nd the A. A A. A is isto to t to be commended for its progress and thoughtfulness for the general comfort of spectators at the games By the way this reminds us that it casts no honor f on such a student body as we have here when a deserving athletic association has hasto to be carried on by a few students students and and so many of you who could just as well join as not You say the use Theres There's no benefit But you are mistaken mistaken mis mis- f taken patriotic athletes enthusiastic f misses There is is benefit to be derived k Your small monthly dues admit you to toti ti f. every game of any kind given iven under the auspices of the association This alone would repay you Then there should be some satisfaction to you in giving the small sum of ten cents a months towa towards towards to to- wa wards ds paying a debt contra contracted ted under circumstances which had they continued continued continued con con- would have J resulted in not only clearing the debt but also the A. A A. A of this school would have now been in a most flourishing condition We exhort f you to join the A. A A. A You Your will never nevert t regret it unless it be that your hearts are areas areas as hard as stone it |