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Show UINTAH BASIN STANDARD- August 6. 2002- - PgC.12 - rPv.J tW ; ' . ."Vj-v-kv-- tKK:' ' ., ' ' . . : - r Trfrwx VV. .... - : - - V i'Yf ?t ; ' sj? j S;. : . . . ..Mxltigifprrm f . ' V -. ;f: . m$' f.'i?. uVi fW V V. j Jjn 1 VI ' Va si m W$ki ik TWO CHOICES-O- ne person, right, checks out a UBIC softball game while others are focused on the musical entertainment on the stage below in Roosevelt, Friday evening. ? J V 1. Sf? '' NICE RIDE-The- se two golfers, Blake Mason and Mark Christiansen hope to avoid trees while playing the sport on the Roosevelt, Utah course, Wednesday of last week. ' forget when Killer came back to Salt ...v lake City ami had become a "Good Guy); No. 2, Bruno Sammartino (twisted matmen into pretzels); No. Nl QaAiud JhouqhiA 3, Baron VonRaskee (famous for The Claw, which I would use to torment Hogan the my brother); No. take your vitamins guy, who turned bad as Hollywood Hogan; No. from tling Mayne brothers in UtahGiant-cause The the 1960s; No. he was so big; he thought he Bilty Graham-cau- se Sweden Angel was so holy; No. 8-(ugliest man in history); No. ulk bnt Dont wash a red Un iversity of shirt with a white Mickey Casual Thoughts for this week Mantle Longest Home Run Shots" shirt unless you want to be "red faced" and dont mind striking out with a No. 3, Beroyal pink Mantle ware of Bleach" and especially when someone pours the stuff when not knowing whats in the washer-"N- et Socks. "GreatestNewYorkYankees-N- er The ick theBruiser-causehewassorouMia- nd Ramon tough; N& 10 , a tie;-Ra(Uked the way he would flip his toothhas the pick on top at the loser-no- w Hall); Ivan Koloff-la-st boring name-Sco- tt of the great Russian Communist zor Result"-Pi- nk should be Tenanted "Random Thoughts." First up, Im ticked off that Popeye the Sailorman only finished 20 in TV Guides "60 Greatest Cartoon Characters ofall Tune." Popeye ate spinach (just eating that green stuff should rank him behind No. 1 Bugs Bunny) and beat up the big bad bully to save his true love, Olive Oyl (what a woman) . Worst of all Popeye finished behind SpongeBob Square Pants, a Nickelodeon character, who soaked up enough votes to place ninth. ended Even Becuris and Butt-hea- d up fourth, and everyone knows that after a can of spinach and maybe even abucket of spaghetti orapot of stuffed cabbage that Popeye would stomp Butt-hea- d as well as atingBeaws. More bad news-HomSimpson at second place wasacleer cut winner over ftpeve with both being; "I Yam What I Yam" kind of guys. Now it is time for my "Greatest Lists and I will start off with My Greatest Cleaning Tips. No. 1, Don't mix your underwear with Levi --style pants because you dont want to get caught short with "blue shorts! No. 2, No.7-Super- star 1, o. a tie between Joe DiMaggio and Babe Ruth (my dad, Orlando and Untie made the Guido, Italian-American- a, hero, who struck out too much, but hit sweet homers); No. 4, Lou Gehrig and No. 6, Yogi BerraBill Dickey, super catchers. "Now If You Come To A Fork In It" to the Worst New The Road-Ta- ke York Yankees, and they are: No. 1 hurler, Kenny Rogers, whorefoaed a trade to the Cincinnati Reds to stay with the Texas Rangers this year; No. 2,JeffWeaver,whoailerbeingtraded to the Yankees from Detroit, gave up five homers in one game; No. 3, Ben Chapman of the 1927 World Series championshipYankfies-- a rough tough guy, who sometimes wasnt too nice; No.4,AnyofthoeePereibrotherswho pitched in the 1980s with one getting ' lost on the way toballparkandNo. 5, Ed Whitson, a total pitching disaster in New York with his claim to fiune-tti- ng into a fight with manager, Martin. My Greatest Favorite Pro Wrestlers are: No. 1, Killer Kowalski (never . avoid, and they are: No. 1, Potato Chips (as a kid I would share them with my dog, Prinoe);Na2, my moms potica (Croatian nut roll); No. 3-- 1 too hungry. quit-I- m Im sorry, but I oust add spinach to the Greatest Snacks list as a per--, sonalfevor to Pcpeye. I didnt dareask Homer Simpson his favorite snack, but it could be beer nuts. Union golf IlctOfl mnfphoo IMQlUIIGu IIOIGU Union High golf matches for the 2002 season are: Union at Park City, Aug. 28; Union at Wasatch, Sept. 4; Union High meet, Sept 1 1 (12 noon); Union at Uintah, Sept 18; Union at Nib ley, Sept. 25; Union at Glendale, Oct 2; state meet Oct 8-- Returning lettermen are Tyler Hussey, lyier Labrum, Casey Mecham. Union graduate, Judd Larsen, has frill rite golf scholarship at Dixie State College. The Cougar coach is Mike Ross. Trout limits to be discussed. Lowering the numberofcutthroat trout anglers may keep at Strawberry Reservoir beginningin 2003 is among proposals people may comment on at upcoming Regional Advisory Council meetings. RAC citizen representatives will take the public input received to the Utah Wildlife Board when it meets in Salt Lake City Sept 10 to approve Utahs 2003 Fishing Proclamation. The local RAC meeting will be held August 19 at 7 p.m. in the Vernal City Offices. RAC meeting dates, times tions are as follows: Christiansen hopes the golf ball obeys his orders TAPPING HOPE-Ma- rk on the No. 6 green in Roosevelt. and loca- Among the fishing, regulation changes the Division of Wildlife Resources is proposing for 2003 are the following: The DWR will propose a new trout limit for Strawberry Reservoir to try and counter a growing population of Utah chubs. BALLS ON TARGET-T- h orton Scrawop makes a pitching delivery during UBIC Softball Tournament action last week on a Roosevelt diamond. Tuesday in Salt Lake City Roosevelt East to compete in "Little" World Series meet By Aldon Rachele eolation bracket. Play on Friday will start at 10 a.m. and Saturdays action begins at 9 a.m. Roosevelt East won the WBBA Region K title, recently, in Vernal by crushingthe host team. Vernal Red, 8-in the second title game. Vernal Red won the first championship game by Roosevelt edging Roosevelt East, was the undefeated team going East . . .. " ch?Pf1P,6ain! by nip- Roosevelt East will compete in the Western Boys Baseball Association "Little World Series for the second year in row this week after never having qualified for the event before until 200 1 . Last year Duchesn e took part in the tourney and this season Vernal Red will join the Roosevelt squad in play v. Utah and Idaho teamsAnum- her of Salt Lake City area squads will bounded with a 13-- 3 win over compete. The tournament, which is being Altamont, which placed third, to reach held in the Central Salt Lake City the championship game. The Roosevelt East team led 0 near Liberty Park (7 East, 1300 added one in South), will begin with pool play (three after one inningand then four in the fourth to third the plus and then enter days) championship and consolation action, Friday with cruise to an easy win over Vernal Red. Roosevelt Blast had some timely hits, the title game set for Saturday. hut was also helped out by Vernal Red 1 K's No. Roosevelt Region team, East will open pool play with a Tues- with some costly errors. McLayne Eldredge started for day, 10 a.m. game vs. a Region I team Roosevelt East vs. Vernal in the secon the north field. Vernal Red will take on a Region G squad, also on ond championship game and then was by Lewis Myore. Eldredge Tuesday,' at 1:30 p.m. on the south replaced and Myore combined to strike out. diamond. Roosevelt East will face Region Ga No. 2 crew, Wednesday at 1:30 p.m. on the south field and Vernal Red will play a 3 p.m. game on the north diamond. Roosevelt East will have a Thursday 3 p.m. contest vs. Region Es second place crew on the north diamond and Vernal will battle Region As No. 1 team at 10 a.m. on the north field. The top three teams and the best of the rest from pool play will enter championship competition and the other squads will compete in the con- 6-- 5. 3-- nine batters in five innings. David Gilbert finished up the game on the mound for Roosevelt East. Chance-Hyde- r had a double for Roosevelt and Eldrodge, Kyle Guinn and Dmey Glinei hit singles. In Roosevelt Easts first meeting with Vernal Red, pitcher Lewis Myore ckoutthefinalVemal batter with the bases loaded to lock up the win for Roosevelt. In an earlier game he whiffed 7 out of9 Duchesne batters he faced in the first three innings. Members of the Roosevelt East team are: McLayne Eldredge, Lewis Myore, Kaden Richard, David Gilbert, Aaron Daniels, Garrett Sorensen, Casey Glines, Kyle Guinn, Kelly Mortensen, Chance Hyder, Canon Buxton, Nathan Dye, Andrew John. Coaches are Mike Guinn, Kaiy Eldredge and John Hyder. Roosevelt East opened WBBA play by beating Altamont, 14--1 and then defeated Duchesne, 8-- 3. 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