Show 13 I i I cb p The Indian squabs carry porpoises por poises on their backs BONERS are actual humorous humor humor- ous tidbits found in examination examination examina examina- tion lion papers essays etc by teachers Inertia Is the ability to rest I I A water shed Is a shed In the middle of the sea where ships shelter shelter shel ter luring a storm i The saints are classified so that there Is one for each kind of human hu hn- man traits as shipwrecks rabies etc i Contralto Is a low sort of music that only ladles ladies sing I e I A spinster Is a n bachelors bachelor's wife e Revolution Is a form of government government govern ment went abroad 1 I Philosophy means being able to explain wh why you yon are happy even hen chen you yon are poor 4 A taxidermist is a kind of thick frog o J D 1932 1982 D Bell Syndicate i foH DIET AND FOOD AFTER FTER all the advice from various vari van ous ons diet experts as to reduction reduction reduction tion of ot fat If it we simmer It down downto to the reasonable and normal conclusion con can elusion we find that if one is overweight overweight over over- weight we need less food and more exercise Less food tood does not mean that we should change our mode of living or give gl up the foods we like but cut down on the amount Leave the table with the feeling that you could eat more and would r really aUy enjoy more but refrain Such Is good discipline for both the body and the mind The Chinese healthy long lived and normal in weight eat one food mostly The single diet that is their secret In Russia cabbage Is the main dish One of the evils evUs of our modern civilized life Ufe Is the complexity and mixtures that wo we make of food Look at the large families of healthy chU children ren if It there are any large families In your neIghborhood neighborhood neighborhood neighbor neIghbor- hood note their diet One family of with seven healthy rugged minded bright children would have for a noon meal such a one as this When green peas were plentiful they made a n meal of cooked peas with bread and butter When strawberries were In season strawberry strawberry straw straw- berry shortcake would be the whole wholemeal wholemeal wholemeal meal for the nine All had all aU they wanted and ever everybody body was satisfied satis- satis Qed fled and needed nothing more Every ery one of those children Is well and doing his or her part In Inthe Inthe inthe the worl worlds world's s 's work They were poor but never made any apologies If a friend dropped In at meal time he was as welcome as ns If they were serving a feast which It was to every guest How flow simple we could make our meals If we followed the single diet what a saving on the housewife housewIfe housewife house house- wife and wear and abd tear on our stomachs But of course we hear some one say I cannot eat straw straw- berries and it doesn't run in our family to like hike cabbage Well pick out the food you do like there should be many and give a n aday aday day to the enjoyment of each or even a meal of one food now nov and then Cf Q 1932 Western Newspaper Union |