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Show UINTAH BASIN RECORD nc 3E31 ;IHE rHE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old. and Young I J3C 53; THE FEATHERHEADS 4 Words Without Music By OtboriM Wwmr UatM di.ii 'i' VJEL-L- PIP SHE ANALLY So? vH AT WANT '' lii V, SHE WAS SB-UM- -- 2 Cr the ALL To Tickets For. SUET DIP l'j MUSICAL. To I t.MS THAT sell Tickets A OOMCERT z SUPPOSE BOUGHT HOW BUCKS?!! TWO Mes- You -i Got SOMEMUCH Z- - They? ARE WHAT Two AT Two tickets? SEASOM r DOLLARS o ujffe I 1 FriendshipFanQuiit Tp?mim Thats Easily Piec,j .vLloM) P 'Jkumht about 1 El (1 N. M. Through GALLUP, of vanished yesterdays weve just traveled the high ranges of the earlier pis toleers Pat Garrett of the itchy trigger finger; and John Wesley Hardin, the Texas preachers boy turned scorpion ; and Due Holliday, the coughing dentist with his nervous mannerism of shooting people; and that babyish king of all the fcill-erlittle sawed-of- f Billy the Kid, who smiled his diffident smile even as he blasted out a life for every one of the twenty - one Irvin S. Cobb years of hIs llfe. not counting, as he himself would say, "Mexicans and Injuns. We viewed the historic bullet pocks and their personal burying grounds, and we discovered Just one survivor of those ancient two-gu- n clans a rancid octogenarian, wearing the look about him of a venerable, shamefaced sheep where he sat with a gingham apron draping the withered flanks which once had supported his artillery, and he shelling peas by the kitchen door of his present wife's boarding buck-toothe- d Thats AH By G M. PAYNE That Saved the Guy! house. Destructive Pests. THOUGH it werent bad enough already with a Presidential campaign on this year, grasshoppers have threatened growing things In the Midwest True to their advance notices, the locusts are popping out along the eastern seaboard. In Ontario a plague of caterpillars covered the railroad tracks so thickly trains could not run on schedule. There Is no word yet from our little southern friend, the boll weevil, but news Is expected. Maybe hes waiting for the cotton crops that we used to plant for the export trade when we had an export cotton trade. The pine borer Is reported on the job in the north woods. To date, out here, we have only the regular resident pests, including the white termite, the red ant and the mother who can prove her child Is another Shirley Temple, if somebody would only listen. Of the we already have upwards of 30,000 and more arriving every day. Still, we cannot hope to escape. Presently the party who goes around taking straw votes on the election will start multiplying rapidly, and then professional California spellbinders will be binding. AS Th MESCAL IKE By s. l. huntley THIS HERS PACKAGE IS iNGWAyT) ADDRESSED TO TH MANOR. The Mail Must Go On we akjs'Pl&GERED - I KltSHT TIME Bell Syndicate, Tno.) WIT A. Be BOMB! tick. t,Ca., x inr 8. L Huntley, Trade Mark Her. CA & Pit. Oflee) SEAH-WHE- RE1 PID WEZ. SIMP FER. TH' Poleece? i' APE They ? vjeVe beem eB.Uh,'l Carping Critic Dip Th' ROBBERS K Naess ROBBED ADAMSONS. ADVENTURES An All-roun- d 'ez f Touched KE(SP, K ) Varnishing Job By 0. JACOBSSON PATTERN What Makes News. COME gentleman who must work LJ at the post office because, seemingly, stamps dont mean a thing In the world to him, keeps taking Issue with me for saying the reason why successful newspapers feature sensations above news of art and science and literature is not through any desire to pander morbid or vulgar tastes, but because the average publisher, being a smart merchandiser, puts snch wares In his shop window, which Is his front page, as are calculated to catch the eye and win the trade of the general public. My correspondent demands an answer. All right, let's make It a parable: Suppose, mister, that tomorrow, through the town where you live, passes a train bearing a distinguished savant who has made some great discovery say, the cause and cure of botts and on another train d there Is a lady who, after a spectacular murder trial, has Just been triumphantly acquitted on the ground of for shooting a gentleman friend eight or nine times In the back. Which one of these two travelers will draw the biggest crowd down to the station? And, brother, w hlch train will you meet? own scraps-h- ave - -- Oj. ( Our Pet Peeve By M, G. KETTNER Up and Downs The old lady from the country No, sir, she protested rigorously. exclaimed to the bell boy, I wont take this dinky little room! If you think Get in, maam, Inierrupted the hoy In a disgusted tone, get In! This aint your room. This Is the elevator ! 1936, by Consolidated News Features) HELPING TO PACK By GLUYAS WILLIAMS &JW4 UWILUAfS Favorite Son Keynoter. rACK home the folks are ail - puffed up with pride. Our own Alhln W. Barkley keynoted for the Democratic convention until the rafters warped. Besides being a grand person and a senator, hes one of the Inst of the real southern the kind that can make a song of a syllable and turn any reasonably long word Into an anthem. And does he come from the place where the true faith prevails? The majority stabilized Just as soon as we got a lot of to quit voting for Jeff Davis. We weaned them on W. J. Bryan. Ours is probably the only congressional district In the Union that never has gone liopublican, although, when A1 Smith ran. It had a comparative close cull from going Baptist. ,7 your friends 2 tribute some, too, but be make it colorful. Only three putt! Pieces are needed to form the block -Ijust the quilt for a beginner! Pattern 400 comes to you sti, complete, ts simple Instructions or cutting, sewing and finishing er with yardage chart, diagram of quilt to help arrange the blocks for single and double bed size and . diagram of block which serves as s guide for placing the patches ard suggests contrasting materials. Send 15 cents in coins or stamps (coins preferred) to The Sewing Circle, Needlecraft Dept., 82 Eighth Ave., New York. N. Y. Write plainly pattern number, your name and ad. dress. to-t- -' Energy From the Sun Varies Slightly From Day to Day! 1 The amount of energy received from the sun, or what is known asj the solar constant, has been found to vary slightly from day to day. ,It may be either above or below aer-age for months at a time. By obr-- j vations and calculations extending! over many years, Doctor Abbot ,of the Smithsonian institution has dis-covered the existence of seven psd-- j odlcities of 7, 8, 11, 21, 25, 45 and 63 month periods. Washington Star. T fri his LANTERN taki THIS h tha llttto Col-- n 1 Lantern with the big brilliance. It lights insuatif and is always ready for aay lighting job, in any wee Je. ijQ Jast the light yon need for every outdoor ose . . , . Jn on the farm, for hunting, fishing, outdoor Has genome Pyrez bulge-typ- e globe, porcelain yea tilator top, mckle- - plated fount, buiit-i- n pump Like Coleman Lamps, ft makes and ba9 its wn i from regnlar gasolne. Its a big ealoe, with of deperuiableLghtkig Service, for only $5.95 g v VrtS , YOUft LOCAL DEALER-- CT 4 t k for I RLE bolder. THE COLEMAN LAMP AND STOVE C(S r. Csl iff Dept, Vt UlBO, Wichita. Kans ; Lot Angeles, (a )t j Chicago, 111.; Philadelphia, Pa. 6rt, ytl $S . bin in? I jadi Mmel Melbas Name Mme. Melbas real name was Helen Porter Mitchell. Her stage nam Melba, was derived from Melbourne, i the city near where she was bor&, ; .C ty r lUN rneFej-Bia- JUST A so PASH IN rEATHERS.X J j 1S( 'st the ah he' - i jjj. V! j MUCH FAMHU 1 1 '.''a- - imp rtih j.A.nf a an - ir REMEDIES taffy-haire- U NO. 480 to a quilting bee'-r- K-. quilt. Friendship Fan, seems 'to for It's one so easily pieced a gathering of friends, can qui('kl do a quantity of blocks. Use Come -- last-name- d, FINNEY OF THE FORCE if Heroes of the Southwest. s, S MATiER POP Safer TjV J.OSE 7 POUNDS WEEKLY Safe, inexpensive. 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