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Show t truth. feds cornra MUSIC CO. Have. the Largest Stock of SHEET MUSIC AND BOOKS IN THE CITY. INCLUDING The The The The Schinner Library. Wood Edition. Century (10c) Edition. McKinley (10c) Edition. All Popular Music at Half Price Fergus Coalter, 39 Main St. Next Door Z. C. M. I. sions may properly be drawn, all such being necessarily in opposition to the put forth assertions false by the new movers. Where is their case? In their own perturbed minds and in assertions emanating therefrom in other words, nowhere that can be considered a tangible lodgment. It is a fact amply attested by mod era history that political parties having bigotry as their incentive and opposition to any form of Christianity as The their basic quality are short-liehad as their chief of type. I recall one misplacement by There was a time down In St. Joe. of Purd B. fellow there by the name clerk, or someWright, who was city He was a poet thing of that sort. used to furwhen he was resting and nish stuff to a small afternoon paper The office force yclept the Journal. of the Journal consisted of a drunken and a printer named Jay Drumgoole, matter which one boy. It didnt much never came got the poetry to set up; it contest without bitterness, rancor and out as it was written, except that Jay continual recrudescence can and will used to make it read smooth, no matbe had. The. skies are bright indeed. ter what the change might be. The All hail! Utah Pioneer. poet came in one day with a contribution in which there was a line which CHATTER. read, if memory serves me correctly: of the the (Being personal opinions writer, and for which no one else is in Take away the jingling money; it is any manner responsible.) only glittering dross. of them, who are now pushing along the new movement were easily discernible in the background as the expectant beneficiaries of a victory at that time. They will now have no victory at any time'. Those who seek to rule or ruin generally fail of the first and bring the other upon themselves. At the same time both the great political parties have been pledged by reason of the defections. The stormy petrels by flocking together can no longer foul the nests of orthodox partisans, the ground has been cleared, the obstructions are removed, and a If there is any combination of condi tions calculated to wreck a fellow mentally, it is being in love, learning to dance and striving to be the most religious person on earth, all at once. I know it, not as a result of actual experience, but by observation. Last week I wrote something that pleased me. Incidentally, I will say it pleased a lot of people, for I received several compliments on the strength of it I sat up late, after other folks had retired to rest, and pondered and constructed sentences until I had the matter so it suited me. It read, so I imagined, quite smooth and connectedly. But it didnt appear in print that way. Not by a long shot. It read like the expressions of an intoxicated Gieek, or the brassy exclamations of an insane Chinaman. It happened this way. The very excellent and very eminent mechanical artists who set the type for Truth have in their employ a youth who is just passbetween hay and ing the period as back home used the farmers grass, to say, and among his duties is the con ection of matter. This lad is in love with a girl. He is also trying to learn to dance, and is studying theology. He usually goes about his work with his mind on two steps, loves young dream and Holy Writ, so that when it comes d. Know-Nothin- gs l. Dear me, what an awful licking the poet had to take because of that. Because the poet insisted that the man did it on purpose, and Drumgoole very properly resented it A A I wrote a little rhythmic skit in Truth about a year ago that was a fact. It will bear repeating in prose. Eugene Mayfield was the editor of a paper down in South Omaha one time, and in addition to printing such newsy matters as the price of hogs and sheep and cattle, used to take a whack at society occasionally. A great big, butcher, with the bark on, married' a long, lean, slender woman and took her away on a wedding tour. The day they left Mayfield wrote that Mr. Billings and his bonny bride had gone away on a trip, but it didnt read that way in the paper. The proof reader omitted the performance of his entire duty, and that paragraph read that Mr. Billings and his bony bride, etr. There was something doing when Billings and wife returned, because Billings, who didnt know a thing about typesetting, declined to be comforted with explanations. It took the biggest shooting stick in the house to soothe his ruffled feedings, and he was ten days in the hospital before lie recovered sufficiently to be able ;to ask what day of the month it was.It doesnt pay to make trouble in a print shop; unless you have worked in one The furniture that may be used for offensive and defensive purposes is so darned unique that a stranger will be knocked out ninety; times out of .a hundred before he gets on to whats coming. two-hande- d n: mis-calle- d Hardware Co, BrubakerCampbell 27 and 29 THIRD SALT LAKE CITT, while cheap. GROSHELlS TICKET OFFirc 221 SOUTH STREET lllA w i uTfnnirmTimiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiDiiiiminnnnnimimiiiiiiwinniiiimTHTmiiTip Main Street. Established 17 Rankers. Salt Lake City. Utah Years, .... WALKER BROTHERS Established isg General Banking Business Transacted. Safety Deposit Boxes For Rent. A W. 8. J. J. MCCORNICK. PRESIDENT 8. H. Dial) VICB-MKS- a see. LYNCH. Manager Savins DALY, T. i Trisi d. SALT LAKE CITY. CAPITAL PAID UP SURPLUS AND UNDIVIDED $150,000 44,000 Loans on tp- - PROFITS.. Interest piald on deposits. iroved security. Acts as executor, I a sorely glandered horse. . WEST now Travel tickets are Take away the jeering monkeys on , large! And Mormons did not do it; they came nearer voting their strength for the name alone than the Gentiles did. It was the latter element that brought about the crushing defeat, and why? Because the very men, or some greatly reduced rates. Low rates to all points east. eye upon that line, and set it up accurately, with a few exceptions. When he had finished it read: - anti-Mormo- Remember that I am Kelliug east bound excursion tickets a A very pretty sentiment, by the way, for a poet Old Drumgoole cast his down to correcting .matter, the writer thereof gets results that are simply stupendous. In the article alluded to he took out some errors, inserted some characteristic antagonism to foreign- corrections in the wrong place, shufers, especially Catholics, and their ca- fled the lines, he took out and then rereer was almost as brief as that ot placed them. The ultimate was fear-fifthe butterfly, after two campaigns goSome people wanted to know ing to the political graveyard unhon- when I began boozing, and one close Other friend suggested to me, after reading ored, unwept, and unsung. movements of a similar but local char- the truck, that when a man began acter in this country have fared sim- using dope the habit grew on him. ilarly. It is idle, foolish, fatuous to The boy wasnt killed, after all this say, as the new party declarations trouble, either. His life was spared say. that it is not arrayed against any for a little season. But if there Is any church or opposing any ones religious monkeying done with this matter anaffiliations, for without such purpose other sweet voice will be heard in it would have no ground to stand on. the angelic choir. Some of its own members, perhaps A A When I started this meiss I intended more frank and candid than their felthis is of It to wrecking tough, thought say something more about pork. A are in favor of lows, realize this and calling the new creation the Liberal party in other and more fitting party but !3iAiiimauAiAmiiiiiiAmAAiiiAaAAAmAmmuiimmmHinnniMii phrase, the they were overcome by the more politic and plausible element. With a thin A $65.00 ACORN RAN6E FOR $45.00 veneering of politics, the same game was tried last fall in the municipal A $45.00 ACORN' RANGE FOR $33.00 election, and with candidates who were in most cases able and respectable the grossly RepubliOnly a Few to Sell at These Prices. can party, under whose colors the piEvery Range Guaranteed. ratical craft sailed, was defeated by 2,200 when that party in its true asCASH OR CREDIT. pects had a majority quite half as . ,CUT RATES EAST admln-strato- r. guardian, assignee, receiver, etc. Title Guarantee Department: Iusures Titles and makes Abstracts. glAAAlAlAlAAAiAlAimAAlAIAIAAAAiaimAmimmi Utah Light & Power Co, INSTALLATION. LRCTRIOAL.1 Salt Lake Salt Lake Water-24- 00 Ogden 1500 Water 2000 Water-50- 00 Leased Plant 2 3 Steam H. P. H. P. H. P. H. P. GAS. Salt Lake ....400 Otfeu 7 8. M M Cu. Ft. Dally. Cu. Ft. Dally. MAIN STREET. SALT CITY. LAN SaTTTTTTTTrrTTinfWTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTlTIflTnnn m 31. 31. ATTORN 81-8- 2 WARNER KY-AT-L- W A Commercial Blk. Salt Lake City. Utah friend of mine, who read what I had to say, asked me if I had ever considered the effects of pork on the human system. Have I? Well, I should say so. Havent I been in Chicago? Haven't I seen people tread on each other trying to get into an elevator !first,! just as though the elevator was makipg its last trip? And havent I iseen people rush for the street cars) and suburban trains and for seats at the theatre and at dinner? Havent I been in Chicago barber shops and watched lonsorial artists ruin good" razors on men whose beards were not beards, but bristles? Its the same way In Omaha and in Sioux City. Also in Kansas City. Take any of these hog killing towns and you will see fellows with fat jowls sitting down in street, cars while thin, tired women stand up and hang on to a strap. There is nothing sentimental in pork. The man who likes pork better than he does beef isnt the fellow to borrow money from. His rates art too high. Never mortgage your chat-elto a man unles you are certain that ho isnt a steady consumer of pork, unless you are dead certain that you will have the money to pay him at the in stant it is due. because if you do tnfl chances are that his daughter will bfl playing your daughters piano, unless he Is so thoroughly fond of pork that he would rather have the money than the music. In that event he will sen the Instrument. ; s |