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Show TRU T H savory, whose public actions havo him maledictions; Drought upon Is such as to character whose private of the decent. earn for him contempt He presume to He talk of blackmail. CHATTER. I (Being" 7 the Personal Opinions of the BY INSTALLING A writer, and for which no one else is in any. manner responsible.) criticise. Yet these country editors Two weeks ago the writer, indulged ook him to their arms and sat and in a righteous criticism of some of raped and listened while he read a the country papers of Utah. A porot of drivel connected with their busition of the article was intended to ness. There is one thing which may convey the idea that many of the ediYou can talk from your office or residence be added, anent, that meeting at Protors were like a certain variety of vo. All took a trip to the asylum, clams dead in their shells; to bring all save Bill. Ho had business elsethat fact forcibly home to them in the where. Everyone, having knowledge hopd that tttey might awake from of OTHER the matter is marveling whether TELEPHONES move their lethargic sleep and get a Bill was afraid he would be seized and IN SALT LAKE CITY. on. That instead of sitting in their confined should he set foot within the offices and declining to comment on precincts of the institution or whether passing events by neglecting to praise he did not care to be mistaken for an And to any point in the right action and refraining from inmate by traveling In the crowd. condemning the wrong lest some UTAH, IDAHO, WYOMING AND MONTANA. JH J subscriber three years behind should to stop his paper they threaten The editors also listened to a pa--, or bad would say something good per by Boyden, of the Pyramid. about some one or something. The Shall the Country Press Establish a criticism had the desired effect. These At Uniform Rate for Advertising? fellows are not dead if they do look last accounts the question was still it. There is ambition left sufficient were knost of the to enable them to howl when their optimistic an individual as ever came ring tailed monkey to edit that, page unanswered. So dinner was a success. But the others. toes are stepped on, or to defend their down the pike. He describes this col- of Truth designated as Chatter. So was the trip around town. The inexcusable inactivity. umn as hogwash and asserts that After consultation with the editor the boys all had a good time. Perhaps it the writer gets for it thirty cents per writer is grieved to state that this bid is all right after all that has been Some of the editors write as if they column.. In. this the senile old fellow on the part of the Salina man for a said. Maybe the poor fellows are doat least; position in the city is respectfully but ing the best they can. Perhaps it is were sorry that the writer wrote what is wrong, it is thirty-fiv- e was what others he did; misjudge more difficult to run a paper in the . sometimps more. He continues by al- firmly declined. others while still., Impute luding to the author of these lines written, country than In the city. It is barely a At the meeting of the country ed- possible that the rural population does wrong .motives. One person resorts as ' ah imbecile, ambiguous to billingsgate and prints a lot of filth knocker from Knockville, an acic-ula- r itors at Provo last Monday, instead of not patronize them as they should be' which no paper, with paragrammatlst, a slobbering discussing methods and means of im- patronized. In that event, however, it a circulation among decent people, clown and a creature, who fills his proving conditions, the able writers would do no harm for the editors to Editor attenuated paunch with the free lunch sat and listened to Bill Glasmann read get up on their hind legs occasionally could afford to reproduce. Mt. Pleas- deit of a saloon. at of the Pyramid Boyden, Now, how can any- a lot of tommyrot about how to con- and pour a small infusion of someto lack a motive the attributes one answer such arguments as these? duct a newspaper. Bill had one of thing warm into their dead clientage ant, of subscribers in the country towns. Then This In his spasms of virtue with him at the and perhaps good might result. So again he says: at to call He is respectfully invited dividual still continues to dis- time, and worked it for all there was heres to you, Mr. Country Editor. this office next time he visits the city turb of in it. He deplored the conditions That is to say, some of you. May you loCGed the portion and look over the subscription list. It his enfeebled brain, and he spews on which necessitated running newspa- see the error of your ways and imwill do him good. Mr. Boyden also his pad when he makes reference to pers in the interest of the business of- prove. May you stir up your comis railing at the country press. Passing over the fice. Asserted that most papers were munities until the get interested in declares that Truth ' the country press. Bosh! Truth does fact that the writer of the garbage run in that fashion, when as a matter you and rally to your support. May not wish .the country papers any harm above quoted does not know the dif- of fact every truly great paper in the your paragraphs resenting criticism but wants them to grow and prosper'. ference between a reference and an al- country is conducted with but little be read and denominated as smart The writer tried to wake some of lusion, it must again, be reiterated regard for conditions down stairs. It and bright by your admiring subscribthem up, for they need waking up. that such argument is unanswerable. is true no one of them unnecessarily ers. May everything you say be reAn infusion of ginger in most cases, There is no getting back at a man offends an advertiser, but they do not garded as good and cute, with the exfollowed by another and so on ad in- who can handle a pen with such fa- permit the fact that he advertises to ception of the sayings of the loafer finitum would do them a lot of good. cility. How proud the neighborhood prevent the paper from hiB at Salina. If the writer can ever criticising where he lives must betwhen its sev- public or his private actions as an in- write anything calculated to wake you Jh J! Staid, scholarly, able, acute and eral members pause and reflect anent dividual, when the same are against up to a degree of. activity that you somewhat venerable William Buys, the mighty genius who voices the public policy, and Bill knows that as will turn your batteries loose he will the Wasatch sentiments of the community in such well as anyone. Bill was very bitter be satisfied. Perhaps some time in presiding genius of Wave, thinks the quality of gray mat- chaste and refined terms. What a against the weekly papers of Salt the future you may take a crack at ter in the country editor's head has eputation Salina will achieve abroad Lake, declaring they are blackmailing the sleepiness of your own neighborif the paper gets outside the village sheets. Ye gods and little fishes! The hoods and in the joy of finding that been Let us hope limits rif the general public bases its idea of Bill Glasmann talking about ycu can do good work if you try your that it has. But the writer lived in Missouri long enough to get acclimat- opinions concerning the inhabitants blackmail. The. idea of Bill Glasmann papers will so improve that you youred and has to be shown. .. The Record m the expressions of its editor. If berating any of the weekly papers of selves will not know them.' The hatof Iron county complains that in his anything was needed to justify the this city. Bill Glasmann! in writer his of criticisms the ed of men all the of hated connected country to reclaim the erring ones eagerness Bill Glas- TO ST LOUIS AND RETURN $39.50. credit has not been given those en- press, this belching manure heap has with Utah newspapers. i Whose name is greeted with titled. While it was, not the intention furnished ample excuses for his own mann Via the Rio Grande Lines. fellow disThe concludes his locality. mentioned: Who has wherever of the writer to specify each case, It jeers For dedication ceremonies LouIt would be the. respect of none, not even ' of his isiana the may be stated right here that the charges of filth with: Purchase Exposition. Selling to fire him and cmploy a own kind. Whose reputation is un- Record ,yas thought of when, the dates. April 25th and 26th. Final limit n$ article was put on paper. ,The Record May 10th. f is a breezy affair and as newsy as can & be. Situated inland away from railj:; roads, the i. paper . is- in a We are well position to 4 lots' of pointers to Bottle of its give supplied and .THE.. 4 more fortunate companions. Its makestill GIVING m m .:.AWAY 4 up is good, so is its typographical m EELEY INSTITUTE 4 work its matter is well written and m THOSE BEAUTIFUL GOLDFISH: it does not wait until the city papers 4 get there in order to fill Its local colm umns. There. If that isnt FOR THE CURE OF m m ? honorable,, there is no use in trying. m oQQtkiQ Bell Rocky Telephone m 3,S ..RATES TO SUIT ANY INCOME ' , self-respecti- ng . : . - -- under-estimate- d. : '- -o- . . good-polic- y . - V - K ' 1 the-amend- " Jf MtMttw- e Jit Down in the neighborhood of Salina there is a paper. run. by a paynim who f; has to be aroused from slumber at stated intervals each week, in order that his sheet may go to press. He doesnt like what was said a little bit, but he voices his objections in such Indecent terms that it would be impossible to reply to his maudlin ings by any agency other than the four tined fork used In cleaning stables. For instance, he designates the writer as a pessimistic hobo, when all who know him agree that he is just about as qven ' tempered and m m m m m m m m t i m m m DRUNKENNESS, OPIUM CIQARETTE HABITS - 4 4 4m No confinement, no publlolty, no ab- 4 rupt Shutting off of either liquor or opium . The only treatment adopted by 4 the United States government for use In m national and state home for soldiers 4 and sailors. The only Keeley Institute In the state. All others claiming to nee Keeley rem- 4 4 edies are frauds and Imitators. Ladles treated as privately as at their 4 own home. For terms and literature 4 address THE KEELEY INSTITUTE .4 or Look Box i80, Salt Lake City, Utah. ' 4 |