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Show TRUTH 14 piace where there is neither dishwashing nor darning of stockings. A. SENTENCE 8ERMON8. A cloudy religion brings no rain. . age. Love is always in the market, but never on sale. throws salt wounds of pride. Self-conce- it the Into little practice proves more than a lot of polemics. When faith prays it goes out to work for an answer. A mosquito calls for more patience than a balky elephant. The June bug always thinks he is helping out the meeting. The biggest brain is the one that can think most of others. Grace does not grow in a childs heart on a gloomy Sunday. The end seat hog is not a lamb cause he sits in a church. be- no way to save men cept by suffering with them. ex- There 1b Too many expect to conquer the devil by concurring with him. No man holds a principle unless it is the principal thing he holds. It's no use talking about loving God when your children are afraid of you. The grave danger of business is that a man shall place his soul on the counter. A BACHELOR. Dignity is mostly clothes and bluff. . Most men would rather be an electric sign for themselves than a light for the world. It is a good deal easier to talk, about feeling good than it is to walk about doing good. Key to Persia. The city of Trebizond is one of the most important cities and ports i0 the Black sea. It is about 480 miles It is very uncomfortable for a girl from Constantinople and 100 miles to sit three in a buggy seat three from Batoum. It is the port of entry and faces. as well as the distributing point for girls. the interior, viz., Erzerum, Bitlis and A patent automatic maid servant who can be made to do what her misThe way the average man would Van, and for the caravan route to and tress wishes. Philadelphia Bulletin. like to reform trusts would be from from Persia. the insite. CONVENTION CALL. FIG3 AND THISTLES. When a woman lets a man hold the State Issued it baby it is a sign he is not going to Republican For Committee Difficulties only Increase determina25. August call on her again for a long time.. tion. The Republican state committee issued the regular call for the state conto solve the financial probThe The one thing that love hates is lem of way how to keep money In circula- vention. It reads as follows: hate. To the Republican Electors of the tion is for everybody to get married. State of Utah In accordance with esDoubtful methods make dirty custom, and in obedience to After a girl gets engaged she acts tablished of the state Republithe instructions money. like a man who has just bought a dog can is hereby directed it to be able to lick anything that committee, supposed a state convention of delegated Vociferation is not a virtue in in .his class. representatives of the Republican prayer. party in the state of Utah be held at A girl has an idea a man is crazy Salt Lake City, the capital of said Anger may strike but it cannot over her if he wears a boutonniere state, for the purpose of nominating a punish. she ribbons to some of state her be ticket voted for at the genthat matches is wearing where nobody can see eral election to be held on Tuesday, If you will train your sermon on them. Novemebr 8, 1904, the selection of a some target God will take care of the v state committee, and for the transacshot. and powder What convinces a woman that she tion of such other business as may is an economical housekeeper is the properly come before it, and that said A little real resolution against evil shall assemble at 11 can save on the furnace coal state convention she way a. m., on Thursday, the 25th oclock would do much more good than many bills in summer and the ice bills in day of August, 1904, in the Salt Lake written resolutions. winter. theater. Candidates are to be placed on the state ticket for the following The pessimist is the man .who has lost offices: she a tells When you girl thinks the world is lost because he is fifteen pounds in weight she. always Three presidential electors, govnot personally conducting it blushes as if you might not know it ernor, secretary of state, attorney genoff where you wouldnt suspect eral, state treasurer, state came auditor, suLifting up empty hands when they it had been. of public instruction, perintendent might be filled is not the same thing of the court, representjudge supreme as lifting up holy hands. Rams is very foolish for a man to be ative. It Horn. married, unless he is going to rememThe Republican electors of this state so often how once in to ber and all other electors, without regard say every STRAWS THAT DRIFT WITH TIDE. much better his health has been since to past political affiliations, who beconld lieve in he meals of the principles the Repubhe has always had Ability is sure to bring recognition enjoy. New York Press. lican party and endorse its policies, are if backed up by perseverance. cordially invited to unite under this o call in the selection of delegates. Glue Their Clothes. often are only jthe reGreat deeds The apportionment is one delegate The Koreans do not sew their accidental circumstances. of sult 95 votes cast for Howell for clothes, but use fish glue instead. congress, by counties, as follows: o will Vain pretensions carry only a Dele- BY OUR OWN SAGE. certain distance before being brought to humiliation. Too many nurses make a specialty y The man who commands is of nursing trouble. tothe overlook to of possibility apt morrows changes. If afterthoughts are the best why o cant we have them first? QUIETLY THOUGHT OUT. Men want the earth, but women are A breach of promise suit takes all satisfied with a honeymoon. the conceit out of a man. Now the festive iceman deals out cold comfort in small chunks. When a woman falls in love, has she met with an accident? Wives may be the weaker vessels, but husbands usually go broke first Even the height of folly is sometimes a mighty low business. God made the country, yet a lot of The things that we intend to do al- people sell their farms and move to town. ways give us so much satisfaction. An uninhabited isle to which to tire for a month out of reach of voices re- A sour religion never Improves with . REFLECTIONS OF : for-ever- y to-da- The world is a fearfully noisy place to the man who is waiting for a chance to blow his own horn. The Christian never Berves Satan better than when he raises a dust over a molecule of sin and lets a mountain of iniquity go by. Chicago -- Tribune. WHAT THEY WANT. It wouldnt take much to some women for instance: make perfectly happy. A No, 2 shoe. A man often thinks To be married. To be single again. A twenty-inc- h As hes mighty in- dependent when he's only henpecked. ' waist To have a Grecian nose To be three Inches taller. To be three Inches shorter. Twelve new French gowns. The matinee idols autograph. Charitable performances often bring large receipts in soothing syrup adver- tisements. pray for bread, but he He must never prays' for a drink. have the price. A man may A man. may often thank-hi- s lucky stars that he can't take the woman .who is presented to him. . - o-- Trebizond Products. The principal products of the TrebiA box of fudge and a new novel zond province, Turkey, are tobacco, hair perfectly filberts, gum. linseed, eggs, walnut Naturally curly weather proof. wood, hazelnuts and wool. It takes a nervy man to marry the widow of a poor devil who committed suicide. Onions are said to prolong life; at least eating them strengthens the All delegates shall be elected not breath. less than three days before the meeting of the state convention. The rea to man so is anxious Occasionally committees are resee his name in print that he gets on spective tocounty call conventions or to otherquested the delinquent tax list wise arrange for the election of delegates to the state convention. The A comfortable woman is one who chairmen of the respective county realizes that the world doesnt care a committees will forward to the chairman of .the state committee, Immerap what size shoe she wears. diately after their election, a full list of the delegates chosen. No woman will esteem a man whom she cannot trust, and a man cannot By order of esteem another trust him. man who will not na JAMES H. ANDERSON, Chairman. TOM PITT, Secretary. |