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Show i DONTS. The man with the rent in his trousers there are two kinds of rents Is Don't Ignore little chances for big Women decline to see glaring faults necessarily either married or single. Or else single or married; it's a sur- opportunities. in the man they love. mise. New York Telegraph. Dont be too smart that would In real life a woman's Ideal man is WITH SAGES. THE prove you foolish. either a sycophant or an actor. POINTED PARAGRAPHS. WISDOMS WHISPERS. lie who would grasp all of earth's good things will secure least. S. Cluny. Most of our political economy nowadays seems to end in official extrav- agance. A woman finds no trouble in detect- ing the beauty tricks of Dont preach outwitting the devil is more interesting. Dont be jealous if she is not trust- No subtler habit of evil is there in the world than that of self-pit- worthy, plenty are. Bright Dont marry for a home it may cost you double its price. y. another woman. Difficulty is the rude and rocking Married women, no matter how cradle of kind of excellence. Dont malign the absent, especially young, like to talk about their court- Gladstone. every women men hate it. ing days. The wear and tear of rust is even Dont devilize yourself you may be When a man strikes bad luck he intear wear of faster the than and a demon; dont tell it dulges in the most glowing of good work. Smiles. resolutions. Dont nag a nettle is thistle-dow- n Blessed is his who he found has The engaged girl takes delight in compared to a nagger. no blessedhim let ask other work; telling how long she will be away on ness. Carlyle. Dont smile too often at Bacchus her bridal tour. it cheapens any woman. In radiance soul the of Carry your a It is astonishing how resigned man looks when he knows it is im- your face; let the world have the benmake Dont meet a lover half-waFox. efit of it him come possible to appear youthful. y three-quarter- Prosperity is no just scale; advert are extravagant to the verge of recklessness for at least three slty is the only balance to weigh months after the marriage ceremony. friends. Plutarch. Men To go down stream is easy, but there is a Niagara at the far end. Dr. Alex. Maclaren. GOME WOMEN Go into church work in a way that elevates them. A man of energy begins if he has no good reason for waiting till Use all the friends they have for H. Maule. to-da- y, w. their own purposes. Let us work the time that is apAddress men in a way that at once pointed us, and after that we shall ruffles the feathers. rest in peace. Cromwell. Assume a positiveness that, makes When a man has not a good reason them objects of derision. for doing a thing he has a very good reason for letting it alone. Scott acto desire read Show a morbid counts of criminal cases. What is defeat? Nothing but education; nothing but the first step to Never forgive a woman who has something better. Wendell Phillips. shown them the least slight. Sorrow is sent for our instruction, Can easily detect the deceit which just as we darken the cages of birds belongs to the average man. when we would teach them to sing. Richter. Have the faculty of showing sympathy without being effusive. . 8UNFLOWER PHILOSOPHY. Is there such a thing as a she bull Laugh bo much for effect that it mars whatever good looks they pos- snake? sess. Its Philadelphia Bulletin. a mean man who will ride a but when you see it cut it. Dont an woman both ages and vulgarizes herself thereby. over-dres- s over-dresse- d Dont put a woman upon a pedestal women would prefer you to support them for life. money The moth hasnt much use for a man who has but one suit of clothes. The average man seems to think it his duty to help the Lord punish sin- ners. Real estate dealers wax fat at the expense of people who want the earth. Occasionally men die of thirst, but more often they drink themselves to death. Time waits for no man, but men waste a lot of time waiting for women. Never tell a girl you love the ground she walks on unless she owns the real estate. Usually after marrying an earthly angel a man kicks himself because he didnt marry a cook. Use for Licorice Root Americans buy about $500,000 worth of licorice root in Smyrna. The licorice from it is used almost entirely in chewing tobacco. SPECIAL STOCKHOLDERS' Notice is hereby given that a special meeting of the stockholders of Deseret Dramatic Syndicate, will Dont be a prude dont talk of the be held on Monday, June 27, 1904, at spades if you can help it; when you 11 a. m., at the store of R. K. Thomas, do, call them so. Main street. Salt Lake City, Utah, for the purpose of considering the Dont gush for heavens sake never cancellation and to cancel the congush over men! any man would pre- tract between this corporation and fer a whipping. Minna Thomas An- O. U. Bean for the rights to play trim in Chicago Record-Heral67 Cor-ianto- n. d. Per order of JOSEPH E. TAYLOR, President FOLLICULE8. The smile of happiness on a child's face is as good as a day in the sunshine. Wesley K. Walton, Secretary. June 8, 1904. Eugene Lewis, Attorney. Commercial Block. in a doubt house the When lingers of your heart it understands that it NOTICE OF SALE UNDER DEED will soon be invited to remain indefiOF TRUST. nitely. Notice is hereby given by Eugene A mans good fortune usually comes Lewis, Trustee in a certain Deed of g to him by means of a Trust, wherein Wm. J. Robinson and an ocean trouble takes ship but Mary A. Robinson, his wife, are parties of the first part, and Alonzo Hen-shaTrustee under deed of Sarah Youve seen a Chinese woman wad- E. Norton, is the third party or benedle along painfully on crippled feet ficiary, executed on the 15th day of said havent you? Just so does the egotist August, A..D. 1902, whereby theLewis, first parties conveyed to said proceed on the way to heaven. second party, all the real estate heresecure the payA reformed knave is always twice inafter described to notes ment of two certain is honest as a righteous fellow of in the sums of elevenpromissory hundred dollars 'ong standing, because having come ($1,100), and one hundred dollars nto his inheritance of honesty so late ($100) with respectively, of even date Wm. e knows there is no sense in hoard said deed, each executed by said Hen-shait. Chicago American. J. Robinson, delivered to said and payable on the first day oi at August, A. D. 1907, with interest Good Advice. per cent per annum, In a company of literary men in the rate of seven y on the first London a bore who thought he wrote payable of August and February of each days after the poetry, complaining that provifl and by said deed it was securea critics had entered into a conspiracy year, Interest ed that in case any of silence against him, asked one of by said deed should remain unpain his hearers what he would advise for more than twenty days after the him to do. "Join it, was the reply. sum should become due, the principal sum so secured should, at the option of the holder of such note, become Russian Rulers Immense Estate. due. It was further proThe czar has a single estate cover- vided- in said deed in case default ing over 100,000,000 acres that is, should be made in the payment o about three times the entire area of notes aforesaid by the said parties oi the first part, or either of them, or oi England. w. Those who dont have to take care of a baby should be awfully good to those who do. BY THE WOMAN HATER. The spinster cant understand why there is such a thing as a divorce law. . It is easy to confound the "advanced woman with the "forward woman. . Dont be on the lookout for evil, often take their choice. slow-sailin- Rarely think of themselves in the free horse too hard. light of being entitled to consideration. s. Those who dont pay their A woman may not be able to keep Some men are just naturally good husbands; they cant help would if they could. it They Dont get tired of life and try to kill yourself; theres strawberries and moonlight nights coming, to live for. It is every mans experience that a secret, but she can easily enough when he has a rainy day fund, he and concoct one. his wife cant agree on what constiThe same woman who rules her tutes a shower. household with a rod of iron wonders Up to a certain period men comwhy her husband is always broke. plain because they have to work; afpray that they Flatter some women and theyll ter that period they to. be able never forget it; neglect to flatter oth- may always ers and theyll never forgive you. When you shake hands with some Ive been watching a spoony couple people it is about like putting your across the street for the last twenty hand down Into the grass, expecting minutes. ' I think Ill take a little cod-liv- to find a flower, and encountering a snake. Atchison (Kan.) Globa oil. . er . . . w, semi-annuall- im-mediat- |