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Show TRUTH 6 Cubyan sugar free av jooty will come up fer passage an whativer happi.-well stand be th adminstrshun C,-Sure I ixpicts th factory s here ll the price av beets nixt summer i,., let thim. Th galwayed gazabos v,at raises thim ll nivir knaw thdifTnince Ye can fool par-r-rav th payple a'i av th time, said Lincoln, an he infant thim Cog. Sure th Utah wuddent knaw it if lightnin hit h;sn THE SENATOR AND COG. I Cog aroon," said the senator as lie helped himself to three more of the soft boiled and an equal number of slices of toast, d'ye Knaw Im glad that 'twill soon be time fer us to go back to ih eanpytai. What wid thworruk av Mi iliption an me eoshul raysponsy billyties, its mesilf that nades rift; such rist aH I gets whin Im attendin to me jooty us a sinator. Th rist what comes phen Im lookin afther tli av me eonstitocents an per formin th functions assigned by th management av th parthy av in-thre- sts protec-shu- n, -t far-r-ro- ier ft ft Dye knaw Cog, Ive me suspluns av this felly Smoot. Sure twas by his wor-r-r-r- ds that me frind Moritz was down. I hear-r- d that at t'row give th progress, ress.vprossity, irryga-Bhuet seterer. What I wants, me frm th turmile an bye, is to get away in me sate in tli down an' sit th worry where Ive naw-th- in an nice chamber aisy but wote as Im towld be th administiashun. Whin wan av th masses av th payple here wants anny-tidone at Washinton, sure tis MARSHALL PASS ON LINE OP RIO GRANDE WESTERN. knaws all I hov to do wid it is to luk at th rayports wan av th darks me O. K. on it. sindin out moind? Sure th name Orange Jay brings to me an place tis diffrunt. Whin th' time come fer th sure Yutaw in here But was too much fer me religious views. Th gossoons do be worritin' me day an av th billy doos, I say to me Back in th owld dart, hidden neat th hustle. An 1 don't I says, Get the night to get out an which d they uses me I says. Begin at A. I says an run sod, sleeps th bones av several like th manner in an th way they ixpicts me to do tings down to K. Well, dye knaw it what was kilt av me mesilf. Chare-man noted that Lan-n- in On th first evenin Id by such min. An ye ft ft wasnt there ayther. Ive not Anderson, an Callister bad scran not much Twas a fine pair av rayciptions we use fer him since Ive larned all me fer I tink hes to th mon, agin but new had at th house, Cog. Faith, that this felly Pathrick Hinry was a me an fer he hes Hilton, protestant. An besides Lannin sold says th gazabos was all surprised at th that an handed me a goold th manner in which Ive th intayrer av th th big Mormon what Ezra fired from me an Dinny, an th whole brick or two wid it. th j'int fixed up. Did yea moind thim pushfoorce, ft ft av worrukers an divil a bit did rubberin at th' statutes what I bought nobs av th at Well tis all over an soon yersilf they interfere wid anny whin I was in tli land av th Dagoes? all. at all. Sure Keith, an' McCornick an mesilf ll be goin back to th city An th? paiutins. Sure I tought theyd an th mimbers av to prisidency av th av Sure Ill be magnificent all av thim is below K. dye nivir hov done widlukin at thim. Did choorch mind. Twas a ijee an twas all glad to be there. I wants a good feed . I ivir tell yez about th way I got some me own. I don'tgrate count Joe an Perry av biled iseter stews an some crabs, av thim? Sure wan day whin yez were as ayther politicians or nobs, so Id an a lobster ally newberry, an some down in th neighborhood av th forum, thim there both nights. Theyre chowdher. Sure me stomachs achin whin round show to yeve an fer the same. Clam chowdher, wid th place where thowld Romans used handy to do. Did how note in it, an tomat-t- ys errand aisy little bits av por-r--rk ye to howld coort, Cog, atin yer frugal twas fer be packin th to an Yell other fings. pass punch? Perry dish av macaroons, I wint to wan- av Faith Ive me opinyun that at wan time me thrunk in th marnin. ft ft thim, galleries, they calls thim, an says he must hov been in th bizness. ft ft I th behind counter, says, I to th felly Ill be cuttin some ice this winther Hov yes anny paintins be Mike I cut th Saulsberry push did ye Cog. Th bill what will admit th We hov, he says, I says. Show me wan or 5 thim. av lashins two, I says. An' ho showed thim. I 4 t'ink they was painted by Anjelly, but 4 4 'twas Ill not be sure avick. Anny way 4 so I axed 4 THE GREATEST ENTERTAINERS OF THE AGE. mesilf liked th luks av thim, him th' price av th' pair. Well, dye 4 knaw Cog dear, th omadhaun wantid 44 Just the Thing for Christmas. 4 Every Home Should Have One. Honoi mon twinty t'ousand francs. dioul, says I to him, 1 says, 'Divil a cint 4 4-more than twelve dollars Ill give yez, PRICES FROM $5.00 UP. 4 un wid that he called fer help. Sure 4 I can get tjiim fer that in New Yark, 1 4 ey Lsay 8, whin two or free av th' others 44 4 kem up. Well; Cog me bye, to hov 4 4- The Leading Music Dealers. liear-r-r- d tli argyin an th chewin av 4 4 th rag they did. I didn't buy thim at 44 Most Complete Line of Records West of Chicago... all, at all. Not fer Tommy. Sure I 4 ...Largest and 4 av land to th th back I 44 waited till got 4-4 444 44 4 ! 444 44 4 4 4 free an th home av th' invintor av th injection av wather iuty th frames av th' Filipony, an got four just as good picthers as ivir Mike Anjelly painted fer th' twelve Id offered him. But th marble worrulc, Cog. Sure there was as controlled and arranged for us Is a perwhere theyd me an they hild me. fect servant. Does everything It is reth' Wirra, wirra, av th chareman avinda-cito do. Does It well. The use of quired committy had what I snint on th well made roun in th' fings whats sittin th av th shebang, majority wud hov been not less than twenty f Goods . n, to-d- o ng yer-silf'w- ell er, sten-ograf- y hun-dhre- wor-ruk- an-cest- ors ed. pa-ape- r, dis-tance- s. - An-gell- y? 4-- 4 -4 i- VICTOR TALKING MACHINES i t - t PAYMES MUSIC CO. Q-- t i 4--4 4--4 4 4-4- 4-- 4 -- 4-- 4 4-- 4 4-- 4 4-4--4 4--4 4-- Tbe Electrical ... nt J al-cov- es EkctricAl ou-san- d. ft ft of the Me two rayciptions was all right Cog. Sure th Doc was nearly afther gettin me in thrubble wid all av it tu. He selicted me list av inyytashuns an dye knaw Cog, he'd got all of the fer tli wan night an all of pol-lytish- Telephone;, CbuxUim, Ett. -- - J eleo-trlcia- ns gives to our work that quality which all men of Judgment approve. Wiring for Hells, Telephones, Annunoia. tors, Burglar Alarms and Electric Light. uns bate him out th nobs th nixt.,-There's wan or- two fings though. what I knaws betther than th Doc. T latest designs by experienced Inter-Founta- in Electric Go. 45 E. first Wan av th priesthood th rayciption. tipped it aff whin he didnt think I was list nin. But twas so. An he won't stand hitched Cog. He's kickin over th traces already an begorra it's mesilf as is afther finkin he will not be doin as I tell him when he gets down to Washinton. Bedad av he don't Id like to see him get anny wan appinted Or sint to chaplain in th his I'll wheels wid Teddy sprag Ejip. av he dont watch out. y. ft ft If 8 not too late to elict this felly Garge Sutherland ayther, although be th piper what played before Moses, Id sooner see th divil himself in thsiuate nor him. But Im hearin quare fings av late. Dye knaw Cog, these protestant ministers is handy fings to hov wanst in a while. Sure theyre knockin' Reed an th rapporthers what does be doin worruk for th eastern does be sindin aff lots av stuff an av we can kape it up th Marmons wont dare elict Reed. But in that event Id sooner see Dave go than anny wan. But Dave won't get out an hustle fer I bear tu that Reeds in favor av Sutherland av he can't get there. that Wirra, wirra, what a wud be. Lets not tink av it anny more. pa-ap- ers him-sil- f. ca-Jam-- i-ty DONT EE FOOLISH. The National Homeseekers Association has matured three contracts of $1,000 each for D. J. Williams, of Provo. Mr. Williams has three more contracts running mi intends building a terrace. Work vill be begun on the three matured ontracts at once. All people who want o own their homes can do so by taking s ut contracts with the National Association. It's foolish to go n paying rent when you can pay for our home with less money than yon ay for rent. Reason it out and ico ow silly it is for you to go on paying ent for the privilege of living in mans house, and at the end of o lr life have nothing to show for all he money yu have paid. Consult the National Homeseekers Association, 214 Dooly Block. Home-eeker- an-'.h- er Once more a mothers convention has been held in the east, where all the talking was done by old maids and childless grass widows, who tried their best to frighten the real mothers into hysterics. An old maid began by asserting that out of every 30,000 children in the public schools at least 4,000 are suffering from contagious diseases; that the physical condition of most chopl children is filthy, and that in specific instances little girls summoned for medical examination could not take off their underclothes, saying Please, maam, they are sewed on for the winter. Another old maid declared that the majority of modern women were invalids, and when called upon to perform the duties of wife and mother they proved to be complete wrecks. While mothers conventions continue to listen to intellectthe nonsense of South ual women, there can be ho practical utility in the meetings. ' so-call- ed |