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Show truth. A GASTRONOMIC BATTLE vSland Doem was Stand 7 yet, although he lias very few cases and wants none. He was asked why he did not resign and replied that some man connected with Lukes might bo appointed and he would hold until his term and the office expired, just to prevent such an occurrence. He was chief counsel in the celebrated Eula W ray ease and came out with clean hands. That case attracted attention of plenty of mining men to himself as a man who did not fear to light a millionaire in court and made for him dozens of clients. For the past few years he has been diligently studying mining law, until now he has several eastern clients who keep him on salary to watch their interests here. written by a physician in It has never before appeared in never will again, unless some paper It is not copyrighted Truth. ffls itfromwho wants to can reproduce it. anyone favor asked by the author inis that no its pretry to improve it, for set state it is a true tale, simply told. The only win ever rarebit lay in the gastric juice soft and low; chuckled it And CL in a solid lump, it was nicelvthecoiled man it was in go hump." And U felt feared naught, but a stomach pump, BAnd it merrily laughed ho, ho." The eastric juice did its duty then, True to the natural law; with soft embrace. n wooed at first,until it was black in the face, Then it pushed Then pitched right in like a mad mill race,! But the rarebit just laughed haw, haw." The welsh Ills practice in tills line is growing every day. lie is out of politics and wants no office. At the lost city election he was the candidate of his party for judge of the municipal court, but went down with the ticket, which was In territorial simply overwhelmed. days he was a United States commissioner and filled the place with signal ability. Cleveland appointed him secretary of the embassy at Berlin, but withdrew his name simply because the politicians east did not believe a territory was entitled to that )x)rtion of the federal patronage, and persuaded the president to take this action because of that fact. Truth will keep his picture because it will be of service some time in the future when he builds a $250,000 residence or is forced to accept a place at the National capital by his th Dusands of friends. it gave up the job, And left the rarebit alone; The man lay there stretched out on his back, while the little Welsh rarebit applied the rack And he yelled till he thought his brain would crack, With ever and anon a groan. At last in despair vow the rarebit was having a high old time, When with indefinable fear, He saw something come a tumbling down, ball of nasty brown a little dark And o'er his face came a fearful frown, As be cocked his little ear. The little brown stranger went nosing about; As if he was there for fun, But the little Welsh rarebit was much put out; And very earnestly felt about, The little brown chaps projected route, And he felt inclined to run. It was not long ere the liver pill Betrayed his real intent. He took of his coat and threw it away, He was there for business and not for play, And without presuming a word to say. At the little Welsh rarebit he went. They sparred around for a minute or two, For they were by no means fools; Then settled down to a regular round The man was hoisted at each rebound As they slugged each other without a sound, By the Marquis of Queensberry rules. Said the little brown chap, "You are no good,' But the rarebit just cheerfully grinned, And said in reply, I twig your game. But I'll certainly do you, just the same, For I know that you are getting lame, And I'll make you think you have sinned." In every newspaper office, where illustrations are used, the plates, or cuts1' as they are generally known, accumulate. At long intervals the stock on hand is examined, and those which are of no further use are discarded. When a mans picture is thrown away in the manner indicated, it is safe to say he has either left the country, gone, to jail, failed in politics or business, or died. Those which are retained represent people who will do something sometime to make them worthy of mention. The coming and going of the years makes no difference the rarebit again hit nim a fearful welt; The Welshman landed his left on the knob, But the pill gave the rarebit a swipe on the gob That pretty near finished the Welshmans job, Ana lost him the champion's belt. The gastric juice had been keeping time, And he called a breathing spell ; When the rarebit said to the little pill: with them. My little brown friend there is no ill will, Lets join while strength is left us still And give the man on the outside h 1. Take the accompanying picture of Morris Sommer, for example. It was They shook hands on it and presently, There was a how dye do? made ten years ago, for the Utahnian, The man was all doubled up in a cramp, For the pill and the rarebit worked just like a then run by the late Pat Donan. It clamp And all he could do was to swear and stamp, passed from Pat to the Argus, from the Then the pill he tackled And 'Till the atmosphere was blue. The pill and the rarebit kept up the fun, Through all that weary night; When a dose of measly, beasty stuff Came down from above with a purpose rough; Twas Hunyadi water in "quantum suf," And they silently took their flight. Argus to the Bee and finally landed, among a large bunch of others in the office of Truth. Ninety per cent of its companions went to the junk pile. Morris has had a varied career while in this city. At times the sun has shone brightly for him; at others the WALKER BROTHERS clouds have hung mighty low. His IUhkebs. life here has not been one continual pic Sslt Lake City, Utah Established 1859 nic, even if he has always maintained his good humor. There have been A General Banking Business Transacted. times when things looked blue, but by Safety Deposit Boxes For Rent. keeping right along in the even tenor SALT LAKE ICE COMPANY of his way he has achieved success to a degree that causes us to believe his latter days will be spent amid all the Distilled Water .... -- comforts that wealth can buy. and friends contribute. Morris has some properties in Park City, the East C. LYNCH. Ontario and the St. Louis, which are 43 Telephone manaqbh. going to bring him a bundle of coin soon. The prospects 444444444444 44444444444444 and that too right are immense. for both properties J A. CUNNINGHAM. President He deserves all the success he has DU. R. S. BASCOM. 4 $ E. W. WILSON, Cashier. 4 achieved too. Since coming here he A 44 has been square in his dealings with 4 every one. He had nothing when he 44 landed in Zion but a good reputation and on that he built up. . He is a very Directors J. A. Cunningham, Dr. F. 8 Bascom, W. W. Chisholm. J. D. Ken- Democratic man in his habits: treats EK. Purk E. B. RICh, SSllv?oyd X Crltchlow. every one alike. The man with overr alls receives the same courtesy as the 44444444444444444444444444 fellow with three carat diamonds. Mor ..ICE.. Vice-Pre- s. tI - ris has taken cases for poor men without a dollar and fought them through The United States revenue collectors to successful finishes. He has assisted men without means to work properties; office iu this city has been raised to No. has organized their companies for 1 for the first time in the history nothing and contributed bis own ofgrade the revenue office in this district. money for development and now is going to reap a reward. lie is in the This grading applies to the efficiency way of making a couple of sales which and general conduct of the office and is will make him independant. quite a compliment to Collector and his assistants. When Morris first made his appearance here he was a target for the good natured raillery of the newspaper men, , Cal-list- er who lost no opportunities. He stood Castle Gate Winter Quarters for everything said about him, and went none of it was vicious, and never Clear Creek Sunnyside around to lick a reporter or demand a Nut. Slack. Anthracite Lump. retraction. When he got Toughey All Sizes. the gang had a high old time. By tne D. H. SHARP, Agent way, there is a story about that dog But it Telephone 429. that has never been repeated. 73 So. Main St, goes to show the character of the man. When Toughey was a pup, full of misa. t .S. a S. . A.j. nn.AJ. .S. .S..S. a chief, Morris was not finding life a bed TTTTTTTTTTTTTTttTTTTTtTTTT of roses. One evening, after feeding the dog and going hungry himself, he went to the Knutsford to chew a toothpick and talk with the crowd. Toughey BICYCLE RACES placed himself on exhibition and soon New programme every Tuesday and attracted the attention of a wealthy Friday evenings. We try to please you. lady guest in the parlor above. Don't forget at 8:80 p. m. She sent for Morris and offered to buy the dog. She began dollars. Morris by offering fifty refused and she raised her bids and raised them again, until finally she had GROSHELLS TICKET OFFICE, bid up to $350. Sommer rose and said: 221 MAIN 8TREET. Madam do not tempt me any farther. need but am and do the money, I poor I buy and sell Railroad Tickets. Can not want to part with my dog. Lest save your S 5 to $10 on each my wants should tempt me to sell him, I shall be compelled to wish you good ticket evening. He left the hotel. Toughey ESTABLISHED 1888. remained with his master and is now she boon companion of Morris little Member American Ticket Brokers' Association ton. Morris studied law nights while IF. H. GR.OSHELL, Manager. keeping books for the Wagner brewery Company. In one of his first cpses, opposing counsel, a lawyer noted for his bibulous capacities, remarked that his learned brother got his law from a Utah Light & Power Co. when Morris retorted his brewery, turn came, that while he had started at INSTALLATION. a brewery and toiled to the bar, his ELECTRICAL, friend on the other side, with plenty Water-240Salt Lake P. of advantages, had started from the bar Salt Lake 1500 H. P. Steam and wound up at a brewery.. Np one Water 6000 H. P. Ogden Water-20- 00 Leased Plant ever mentioned brewery to Sommer in H. P. S m m m m S S Salt Palace 0H. court again. For many years Morris has been justice of the peace. During all this time, 3 although offered business by it, he has 3 never transacted any for the notorious Luke collection agency. Let them go somewhere else he said I want none of their trade. He holds the office Salt Lake. Ogden 7 8. 400 M 60 M Cu. Ft. Dally. Cu. Ft. Dally. MAIN STREET. ALT LAK CITY. DTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTlTTTTTTTITTTTTlTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTa |