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Show T RUTH. ... ..m WIT AND WIBDOMi MBAes SHERIFF'S SALE. uinnw The fjood fellow Is rarely on good Some donkeys wear long terms with his bank account. others sport decollete vests. Love Is mighty sweet, but money Is A womans past is not always as the business end of matrimony. dead as she would like it to be. If we tear the bandage from Cupid's I wonder why every man who thinks eyes we must not growl If we see too he can cure fits wants his picture in much. the papers? An actress is frequently ha The knocker usually ears, hammer finish. the lady A woman always believes in platonic who seesaws between matrimony and love until she tumbles and falls Into alimony. the horrors of the real thing. a man through a gnats eyes. A pessimist is ui me District Court of the Third Judicial District, in and :w Salt lab County, State of Utah. WUliam H. King and John looking W Bur a trip- The young people of this country .ieed and should have more moonlight nights. If dyspeptics would only marry good cooks half the trouble in this world would be eliminated. About the time love begins to wane There is not much satisfaction In A crop of Paderewski fat hair and a a woman ought to learn to be a first-clas- s the possession of a few millions when wheezy consumptive old violin is cook and everything will be sewomen some nagged by peevish digestion. set to crazy. enough rene. scolding wife is the best possible The dearest spot on earth is not if advice were worth money there man who writes for the a be Inspiration very That home. may always are many of us who would not be the newspaper funny stories. be or dearest may cheap concern, bothered to death by solicitous off. oray friends. d The woman who thinks her hasn't a bit of sense often makes A married woman is never at a loss Perhaps the unlucklest person in' a big play for the old man's dollars. for with over to talk hubby plenty the world was the deaf and dumb to her scandalize even if she has. man who contracted rheumatism In A year of matrimony often gives mother-in-lahis fingers. poor little Cupid a bad case of paint er's colic. But even poor Matrimony It is generally people who have seen The man who discovers a new dismay not be as bad as painted. more of life than they wanted for the have it named for him so who write pointed paragraphs ease should price The simpering dudelet in white flan and moth-eate- n coming generations would know Just wit and wisdom. who to curse for their ill luck. nels and the pugilistic lady in a sweater will soon be among the harIt Is stated that a large majority The reason women do not get bald rowing sights of seaside hotel piaz- of women lecturers are married. No never have to rack zas. one ever doubted that. Hubbys resign- is because they for excuses for remained expression gives the snap away. their brains You have to handle some people ing downtown after office hours. at home. practices Wifey with kid gloves, others with boxing poetry ought to be a finagloves, others with bare fists and the Writing EDITORIALETTES. rest with an ax handle. ble offense and the offering of it to a Kate Thyson Marr. newspaper should be made punishable A conceited woman Is seldom jeal- by imprisonment for a term of years. A hus-ban- w. old-fashion- REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. ous. '! stt. S 2 (613.9) feet in width off of the said south end of said mining lode claim. Also all that certain lode' mining claim known as the Daisy lode mining claim, situate in the Weit Mountain mining district, Salt Lake county, state of Utah, except that portion of said claim which lies north o( the Silver Chord number one (1) lode mining claim and east of the Silver Chord number two (2) lode mining claim and necessary to make the Silver Chord number two (2) minin; claim six hundred (600) feet in widtk, together with all mining and othe, nine-tent- hs rights appurtenant thereto. Also all the right, title and i ; made and executed on the 3d day o January, 1901, by and between thi Pine Tree Mining and Milling com pany and the Illinois Mining company under which agreement the said Pint Tree Mining and Milling company agree to convey to said Illinois Min all of the said Daisy lod ing company " mining claim as above describee which said agreement was filed for record on the 25th day of June, 190! and recorded in the office of the conn h ty recorder of Salt Lake county, 31 book 2E of liens, at page 30 to Purchase price payable in lawfu money of the United States.this 31s Dated at Salt Lake City of March, A. D. 1904. C. FRANK EMBRY, w. A man don't have to get married more than once to learn that cold Judgment has no show against luck. Its awful clever of a girl when you are squeezing her hand to be able to look as if they were playing the piano. A girl has an idea that a mans suspenders go all the way down to his socks and that his trousers stay up with a button. Anyway, old maids dont have to go down stairs at 3 oclock in the morning to let in a man who tried to open the front door with a trunk key. Its funny how much more extravait gant seems to take your own sister to a lecture than an old school chum to a champagne dinner. New York Press. 25-co- nt SOME MODERN QUOTATIONS. The old sea dog is easily known by his barque. The cooks duties are bound to cover a wide range. Chance gives us relations, but we must make our own friends. grandson Mr. Gannett. out how he caught a cold. There would be no objection to boys being boys if they would only be men when they get to be men. WIT AND WISDOM. Ambition is one of Cupids men-at-arm- s. The man who is content is usually let alone. This is at once his fortune and his misfortune. gave o Indigestion From a Street Organ. An Italian organ grinder was recently fined eight shillings in a London police court for persisting in grind ing his instrument of torture while one, Miss Brown, described as a lit erary lady, was trying to finish her lunch. The plaintiff held that the violent indigesplaying gave her . tion. o First German Woman Doctor. The first woman who got the degree Fate sometimes amuses herself by of doctor of medicine in Germany was putting oaks into flowerpots and mak- the wife of a pastor named Erxleben. ing dwarfs of em. She got it at the University of Halle. Just 160 years ago. n The exchange editor may be a man, but he invariably inNOTICE OF INCORPORATION. dulges in cutting things. The members of Galanthe-Myrtl-e Fortune is fickle, of course; and this lodge, No. 1, Knights of Pythias o! is probably why she so often smiles on Utah, will please take notice that I the man who takes chances. meeting of the members will be held on Monday, the 18th day of April, 1904, Many a man Imagines he Is walking at 7:30 oclock p. m., at the Castle road while he Is hall, No. 259 South Main street, Sal; the Lake City. Utah, for the purpose o a ditch. in merely struggling considering the Incorporation of said The man who looks on glory from lodge and of adopting articles of inunder which the business afar is sometimes straining his eye- corporation, of the lodge may be carried on. sight when he ought to be using his H. A. JOPLIN, legs. Chancellor Commander. mild-spoke- main-travele- d intere both in equity and in law that tl 3aid Illinois Mining company has in oi to that certain written agreemen There is many a woman who, if she a knew what was In store for her, would is flatterer A girl's idea of an interesting man man who says the nice things to oth- save her white dress, her veil and is one who is interested in her. er women. finery for the day she gets her divorce. Envy goes with what you haven't world go round, make the Love may o got; and vanity with what you have. lAit it takes money to lubricate the Historic Candlestick. machinery. P. Gannett of Providence has a W. When a woman hasnt any money she can always know where to go tiny silver candlestick that is not for If a girl knew how pretty she sale. Edward Everett gave it, many shopping: doesnt look when she , cries she years ago, to Daniel Webster. It stood wouldnt do 1L on the library table at Marshfield, Occasionally you will find a man so holding the little wax taper for heatlucky that his wife will go to visit his a how matter No philosopher great mother-in-laWebsters day ing the sealing wax. a man may be, he can never figure and namesake it to A womans idea of a . Piai,ntIs. vs. Illinois pany defendant, to be sold at sale at the west front door of the and county building, Salt Lake and county, State of Utah, on the 2 S day of April A. D. 1904, at 12 noon of said day, all the claim and .interest of Illinois MiSe company in and to the following scribed real estate and personal vZ erty, situate in Salt Lake county of Utah, and described as follows tn. wit': All that certain portion of th Silver Chord No. 1, lode mining claim situate in the West Mountain Minim district, county of Salt Lake, state Utah, and described as follows: three hundred (300) feet off of the southern! of said Silver Chord No. 1 lode mining claim, being three hundred (300) feet in depth by six; hundred thirteen and n, o Sheriff of Salt Lake County, State Utah. Sheriff. By Joseph C. Sharp, Deputy to Attorney ARTHUR F. THOMAS, Plaintiff. ASSESSMENT NO. 6. con donte Cristo Gold and Copper of husinesi ly. Principal place Location It Lake City, Utah. and w lies, Beaver county, Utah, mty, Nev. Notice Is hereby Bven that dire leting .of the board of wdCoPP Monte Cristo Gold 31st W npany, held on the . irch, 1904, assessment arter Dn n NoJ persfi!,, () issued and cent the capital stock outstanding, cojP, to the secretary com asurer at his office- - strata. uth and Third West mediately upon keCity. Any stock remain u jessment may of MaY. mday, the 2nd day adverti8 1 be delinquent and unless and at public auction wil snt is made before P e Q4 of mday, the 23d day s a. m. at the company assessment t,herfl j delinquent 'ether with the' advertising nse of sale. wardLA Treasufl Secretary and |