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Show TRU TH. s was attended by George Coulam, Daniel Well say, when Harvey an his wife which was particularly eloquent, ran Cou lam, Lafayette Morrison and from their honeymoon came as follows: Frank Bean. The handsome residence Beware of the octopus. There is hack, was profusely and tastefully decorated There was dolns in South Omaha, one moment in which to seize it, says with roses and carnations. An elabor- there was fierce an' ragin strife; Victor Hugo. It is when it thrusts forate reception was given during the The office of the Times right then no ward its head. It has done it. Its excitement seemed to lack, evening, after which Mr. and Mrs. high priest claims a senators chair in Coulam left for the east on their wed- Fer Harvey had his meanness on an Washington. Now is the time to strike. swore hed take some life. ding trip. Perhaps to miss it 'now is to be lost. He walked upon the editor; he kicked The convention unanimously upheld the galley boy; Dr. Thompson in his scathing denunciHe smashed the pressman into earth ation. It reminds us of a little story. an l?unched old Drumgooles Once upon a time a young clergyman extended stay in the east. Mrs. Smith came as new supply to a strange will visit with friends in Topeka, church. Prior to preparing his first round in a the wa(e premises Kans., and Mrs. Canine goes on to untamed sermon, he consulted one of the pillars fiery Joy; New York. all the pica in the place a of the church. "I am thinking said Dyed an crimson red. he, "of attacking the evils of gambling. bright Miss Leonard, a very charming girl How would that strike you, deacon? from Canada, who has been spending An next day when the paper e The deacon shook his head, "j six weeks very pleasantly with do it if I were you, he rewouldnt street peared upon the Senator and Mrs. Kearns, is going to There was anxious hearts plied; "one of the most liberal conSan Francisco for an extended stay fer they naturally supposed tributors to the church owns a racing before going back to her home. She That Ed. would light upon old Harv stable. He would certainly take such has many friends in the city by the with both his ample feet, a sermon as a personal matter, and Golden Gate who will be pleased to But stead of that he merely said in he is a large contributor to the upwelcome her among them. future he proposed: building of our church. o 'To watch the markets closely; to The new minister paused. "Then,1 note the sales of beef; said he, gently, what would you think WHEN MAYFIELD STARTED IN TO To quote the price of short ribs that of a strong denunciation of the evils WRITE ABOUT "SASSIETY. ' all could plainly see; of intemperance? Surely there are no rum Then added sellers among the members of our "Dear (in parenthesis): (By C. M. Jackson.) church? patrons, by your leave Ed. Mayfield was the editor of a jourIn future, all the weddin notes will No saThe deacon looked grave. nal called "The Times, be marked 1 t. loon keepers no, of course not, he reWhat was printed at the stockyards, plied; but we have a wholesale wine when they first started out; merchant in the church who contribHe writ all of the items; indited all utes liberally to the cause of home the lines missions. It wouldnt do any good to From the market price of pigs and let it alone stir the matter up. hogs to the last bare knuckle. The gan Pranclac0 Arg0Daut prlnta if I were you. bout. The new minister looked discourHe took in, daily, Reuters court an the following: Rev. C. L. Thompson made a pro-G- aged. "You are somewhiat restricting called on Chief Pat Rice; activity, deacon, he re"perscals from the book which found impression at a recent religious my field ofcould you suggest any topic marked; conventoin in Los Angeles by attack- - not ,?nu?ld Bpggs cuntr lay . to calculated give offense? An all things round the Times, went Mormons. the His for some little reflected The deacon ingg peroration. slick an nice Till Mayfield started in to write AAAlimAAAAniAumimmmiiimimiAiiiii I ?a, TTWWnWTTTTWTTfTTfTTfTWfTTTfTTTWTTTTTTTT?T4 I ap-som- tj ot in about "sassiety. Now Harv Perdue was big an strong he worked in Hammonds house of cattle an a lulu he AT was, too; Both muscular an husky a man an not a mouse, As Ed. found to his sorrer when Harv mauled him black an blue. Harv "went with Mandy Silver, who was six foot if an inch. An as thin as woman ever gets; as lanky as a stick; But each one liked the other, so a weddin was a cinch, For one day they sought a preacher an soughted him right quick. ...FINCH'S CAFE 20 East Second South Street You can get the best midday lunch served in the city from 25 cents upward- The best of everything served from Ili30 until 3i00 o'clockX Short orders at all times- Don't forget the number- - X - X As Harv had been a savin cuss an Mandy had a wad. They allowed a bridal tower OCR MIDDAY LCSCH IS OUR SPECIALTY. d be just the proper thing; An when the parson d tied em old Harv remarked by G d, housewife round the country fer a swing So when they d started off upon this . lengthy Pullman jant to his went immejeet Why Mayfield sanctum an he writ A An illuminated paragraph, not penned rf in comon cant, ft Of Harvey and his bonny bride jgi he thought d make a hit. Hed take his Now one printer on the bloomin : was a feller named Drumgoole, Who was gifted with a penchant fer inhalin likker red; An while in stickin type he was no- body's dern fool. There was times when his hands failed to comprehend his head. jiy So when this galley came back fer Drumgoole to correct, In insertin quads an spaces an other hunks of antimony He managed in his nervousness a line or two to wreck, With results what changed the blushin bride from bonny in I I g TICKET OFFICE F.H GROW, III. wnwvmnvvnfviHTiHvvvivifnmimmiif . I have it! time. he cried; "pitch into the Mormons. There are no Mormons in the congregation theyve got no friends. Rev. Dr. Thompson seems to have taken a leaf out of the deacons book, and pitched into the Mormons. THE UTAH STATE GAZETEER 1903-0- 4. Polks State Gazeteer and Business will reveal the Directory for 1903-0changes of the past three years, and represent the State as it is today. 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