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Show Dugway Proving Ground, Friday, Oct. 7, 1966 The Sampler I said. And with that I leaned against a nearby handbag display and tried to gain my composure. as I was going to get up another go at it", a little girl clutching a transistor radio and wearing a Batman sweat shirt, bobbed up to the counter and asked the- - salesgirl if she had any of Faberge's "AphrodisU" perfume in stock! 30 days has September, April, June and November. All the rest have 31, except SP5 George Le Coney who only has 34. The winner of this .month's Breen Ceret Award goes to PFC Vince Gutierrez for having the courage and guts in wearing his Dog Tags over a seven day period when he first arrived at DPG. Congratulations - you hotdog. by Nefario Meekins Just Last week, while listening to my radio, I overheard part of a "Dear Abby" broadcast. Abby'i first letter was a plea for help from a married woman who definitely had a marital problem. The woman, whom we will call Mrs. "X", and her husband, Mr. "X" were forty-eigand fifty-twrespectively. Mrs. "X" explained that she and Mr. "X" had been married for 29 years. Her husband was a devoted man, a hard worker and always faithful. Every night, he would come home right after work, and help her Mr. "X" with the house-worwas well liked by her whole fam' ily and especially her mother. As Abby read on and on about Mr. "X", I became confused. How could Mrs. "X" have any complaints about a guy as nice as Mr. "X". The answer was finally revealed in the last sentence of the letter - when Mrs. "X" complained that Mr. "X" hadn't even bothered to kiss her for the last seventeen years of their marriage. But, who can blame Mr. "X" for not kissin Mrs. "X", after reading Dr. Henry Gibbons' definition of a kiss, stating that a kiss is the anatomical juxa position of two oricularis oris muscles in a stp'e of contraction. Yuck! I THE WACKY WORLD OF WOMEN: At certain times as innocent as a lamb has it's disadvantages as well as it's advantages. Take, for instance, the day, I wandered over to the Post Exchange to purchase some perfume for my younger sister. Feeling a bit apprehensive, I asked the salesgirl at the women's counter if I could buy a small bottle of fragrance. Snickering under her breath, she asked me, "in what form?" I told her that I had no idea. "Well", she said, "we have soap, bubble bath, mild milk bath, spray, bath powder, after bath freshener, talcum, eau de cologne, eau de toilette, cologne or perfume. I managed to "pop" out with "perfume please." She sputtered right back witlw "do you want your perfume in the form of an aerosol mist, metered spray, creme sachet, oil or powered spray. Feeling like the seventh passenger in a falling plane with only six parachutes aboard, I said, "metered spray". Then she drew a deep gulp of air and told me that Eterna 27,. with exclusive Progenitin, Tabu, Hypnotique, Primitif, Intimate, Beloved, Prophecy, Stradivari, My Sin, Tigress, Channel No. 5, Shalimar, Red Lilac, Desert Flower, Adams Rib and 'Vhite Shoulders are all available in the metered spray. "Which one would you like", she gasped. Out of breath, she paused for my reply! I was in a complete state of shock. "White Sholders." I asked myself? b she putting me on? "Can you wait a minute or two I want to think it over," o, k. ' SB" (PS WjPd cam 4&oi. - l!z, Dal Monte WWMAlD pka, fVfilV "i! UTIER CIMjUTED.aM HtpOrango, Stidltn DADODKIO.. 26cs or :l Sorts I 1 .1 II m Avocado, Aquamarine or Honey-ol- d Pattern Avocado or Honey Gold. do oltsii eaSr" """viZ" II ac5 Dtl Months WAwto BlkNS I 1 DONUTS SHAMPOO Tl DIAL I M-- ri .z W12. wx i vdu J!!!!? I I Mfl IT Ml V r AlRaW.lKT' w f.l llkJ V I w " I w ill "carj i WA mmTT'Tr vii I itmM ckhkan., Package SCMltK 'W fBBM T SNj5i-- . Oil R Ul i I TEUFAMY Mm XV I i i WmMmm AlkAll DAI AW ii iivv.viiiiii it3rirjBWRT.- Intramural Football Notes Summary: 13 Sept. - CBR 1, Civilians 0, Overtime. 14 Sept. - Medical Detachment 15, Sig Met 13. 15 Sept. - Officers' Open Mess 28, Headquarters Co. 18. 20 Sept - Medical Detachment 13, CBR 12. 21 Sept - Headquarters Co. 22, Civilians 6. 22 Sept - Sig Met 7, Officers' Open Mess 6. 27 Sept- - CBR 22, Headquarters Co. 6. 28 Sept - Officers' Open Mess 22, Medical Detachment 6. 29 Sept - Sig Met 35, Civilians 0. . FOOTBALL STANDINGS Team CBR Sigmet Medical Officers HHC Civilians W L Pet 2 2 2 2 Ml 1 .087 Ml Ml 1 .333 0 MO Alibee Captures State Grown Alibee, Dugwas prize four-year-o- ld qiiarterhone, was crowned Utah's half-mil- e champion in the state finals held at die Utah State Fair recently. Mike Draper, who works in Baker Lab, rode Alibee 'to tbe state championship, finishing almost a full length ahead of the rest of tbe field. The pair started the race in eighth position. 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