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J l- l Eye Ants Eye Vie View ou n. n MAC MAl By i I Bc Because use this Is fa a very short and nd week because this W was certainly ert aa astrue t iI this I Ia year As as It IW a then and nd because p people ople I d to enjoy Jt H this ts to reprinted from tho the Issue of J July lY 10 1958 y l for the hills hula everybody every b body ar I So e everybody did It wasn't a flood of or water water water-It It was war was a flood of people over the long fourth of or July week e k end nd Md Everybody everywhere reported reported re reo ported more people e than they had ever seen before over arty any Week weel end It was hot In the J Valley alley and It waa wag cool In the hills hula and everybody headed for forem rem em m. m emMy My Lady Fair and I made a a. commercial delivery at Oakley et stayed t for tor dinner which featured the FOl Fourth Fourth rth of ot J July ly celebration met hordes of ol wonderful people a dt 01 of the best mixed weve we've EVER heard then v decided to drive up to Morehouse Smith a spot wed we'd n really had a good look at atIe before Ie or seen pl pictures tures of Coney Island with thousands of ot people Pr Wl d 1 t over e each ch other almost the way war that beau beau- t ti Ail ful 1 valley valleT and canyon was wae Every livery tree and every ery bush bush- bUlhand and every weed waa was occupied by bT ca compere p of one onee ne kind kindor or ano another er We finally found room by scrap array g t two fenders fender and a a. bumper pert to turn turn urn around and parked in a a. little unoccupied Slough dough gh to observe ob ob- ob- ob serve t i ane Four young men playing bad bad- between the stumps Two iT were showing off for tor th their lr nearby nearby girl friends The other oter otherl l tWo two were were obviously married Every time a play went ag against I him one of the men screamed like a wounded w wildcat I II 1 d c ca a t 1 yn a mean y 1 ya m moan t r A Ah hammock k between two pines enfolded a very tat rat man Only thing showing above the folds was the round half halt of of his tremendous dous done stomach It rode rose and aull tellA fell tell A woman WOmAn wearing too tight uel Slacks shambled trotting halt towards a n nearby clump of aspen She Sho o waa wae followed by two halti half halt i running children She carried a ar r Venial sn bucket Why we couldn't figure out unless it was to try o o fool l' l the not not caring spectators into l believing that she was Wall going to the spring after atter wate water i A tired little mother lay layon on onan an old Army cot cot Two Iwo little kids kid were pawing at lt her wa o do now note Maw we wedo wei I i do now Two lo very very old gentlemen sat on adjoining stumps They were not talking they talking they Y were looking at the lulls kills One had bad gray froy whiskers The otter other was waa bald and ho he kept brushing bugs buga off tf hi head They TIley er ere re deep la hi dreams I Breams tr am of or merriment came Scow the woods surrounding Creek a group ell of children splashed in the the hal hal lw w waters ers the there They all wore ad and g more ADd and 4 nii were very verI hippy l more Imor care can In the tho party noted no d ato to the clearing looking 11 camping sp spot t The h ere r got out gut and talked It over and looked d at M we and walked over to s gee if f there hero was wa room beald beI us v. for their bivouac uThe got Dot out cut of the tho cars care J fand and ran m I away In tn all 11 directions meet stepped Into gra grassy slough gh before they thy learned It w. w was a swamp and aDd one of them uy They Thy had a a t time rounding up th the before they pulled out out still till looking for a vacancy f- f fir f ir ti r Mr 14 Lad Fair went to o IMP The b oa game ame broke up w with ith th Tubby still UI screaming 3 Ja mean It wee waa nr very beautiful u up there ther espe especially dally if It you looked to tile the hills and aud the clouds cloud Like Ithe the two old mon men One of them lit slit tip up a pl pipe Still sun neither spoke A handsome young man came into the clearing He lIE was weILlIng wearing wear wear- ing waders carrying a a. fish pole and land one four Inch four fish lie Ho was pretty dI disgusted ted ab about ut something something probably th the sl size of t the e fish He disappeared into a tent rigged up against Jf a car bar Down the path came a gay lady dressed for the drawing room Instead ad of the tle woods EVen Een EVena Eena a flowery hat yet Her Tier spike heels sank lank In mud and he ahe he al almost almost al al- most tell feli fell She W was l wearing wearing a chemise e with buttons button and bows and she W was I either very chu chubby by byor or I almost aw awakened 1 to ask her to gue guess guess- with me Which I didn't and the lady disappeared dis dis- appe appeared r d. d Arou Around d th the bend bend Three horse backers went past obviously very new at horse back ing because they were hanging on Uk like grim death ea h at a sedate walk It IL was wag two young women and a ayoung young oung tuna man n and they might wight have been from Brooklyn The girls I were giggling Their shorts were verY fiery short and their legs would be badly sunburned tomorrow iThe irhe man was imagining he was wasi i the Lone Ranger Or maybe Matt Dillon lie He looked more like Silver You know know- V kno Yo Hl-Yo Yo ii-Yo snored softly like Ike she do does s. s I lay back and watched the I Clouds In the a a swaying p pine e branch Intervened i I sand and hypnotized mo and then thon shook me awake and said saW Its It's about time to go tonic So we did Where did all aU those Chose people come from And isn't Jant j 1 wonderful they have such uch beau II hills hUls' to to h head d for tort Mac Mac I |