Show f f. f Eye Ants View By By MA MAC Probably Im I'm Just an old old old-fash toned country b boy bY y vho who will never I be anything else Actually Ia b het pt t if jt A fate t n 14 e and buggy didn't tie lie up fr I badly b b Id I'd still be Jogging fogging c along along With L trotter and a rig I I Maybe tho the rig would be a light sulky depending on the nag But nut J it JI J I could Just rake up liP somewhere some some- I Where A ft team of small trotting mules Id I'd drive a surrey aurrey Not Just lust because It would have fringe on the top and Isinglass curtains for tor when It rained but because I Ii t i- there would be room thorn for tor company In n the back scat seat I i See how his mind works Older he gets acts the nicer the good good old days seem to the old codger Senility Is II setting In Pretty retty soon he will be droolIng drool drool- Ing ng and Ills Jill Lady Fair will have to wipe his chin lIe He will wear weara a bib at the table When my big brother came camel l back back ack from World War I I was Just beginning to think maybe I should start shaving You had to look close and a cat could have havo licked cream off ort my face tace and taken every whisker but It seems seem ed the tho manly thing to do to start shaving I LIke Liko changing over to long 1 pants ants So you wouldn't have io 40 j 1 roll U your winter underwear up I over your knees so they didn't I show bulgey under the black cotton cot ton don stockings gs I I So o 0 my big bla brother gave me his Army Gillette The case was wrapped In khaki canvas and I Iwas Iwas Iwas was very proud of It It I used It for many years In fact I used used a Gillette for so many years I almost hate to remember remember re reo m member them During the depres depress depression slon sion I learned to put an old blade in a drinking glass and rub it back and forth to sharpen it I dont don't think it really worked but It Jr seemed like lUte lUtea a a. good idea Atthe At Atthe the time i ft Ii Come to look back I think my myra ra 11 big bg brother had this extra razor t. t eee ee because he was released iSi Cheyenne and nd he be bought three shirts with wild stripes and the man than man tossed in u a a new and f shiny razor absolutely free When I tell a story like this thle My 1 Lady Fair Fall kicks me under the the table table the kIck kick Is under the table Im I'm not yet yet and and says say All right get on with It Mao Mac Bh She Is the Impatient type tYle And besides she has already heard the story Some 20 or 30 times i So when these newfangled new electric elec razors came out I wasn't the least bit interested Too noisy Too much bother Too expensive Not close enough Nope Thanks J I stuck with the Gillette Until Fathers Father's Day that is s My family presented me with a beautiful now Remington electric electric electric elec elec- razor It is not true that I soaped up my face the first time I tried It It Is Is a false accusation that when I It In and It started start start- ed buzzing before I was ready for tor It 1 I took off ett like a striped ape I 1 It U is II a vl vile file canard that I had MW MLP tr try it out oat on tn her bit Ml lett leg to tofee see fee it if It If Mare fe I am ate the electric t tutor f tf i anti and I Ite t with all ail m ml m l heart tt the loving g good d Ih with which It U was Yd relented presented I t even enjoy it It now h that thai t Im I'm used tiled to it All AH but for one thing That whirlpool of whiskers on the right side of my neck do you shave have a whirl whirl- I pool with an electric I i ij I j I 1 With the Gillette 1 I became quite milte deft In manipulation hut But 1 I cant can't swing It with the electric j i Like I said Mid b back ck there Im I'm just justan jar un an old fashioned country boy I ISo I I So pretty retty soon they're going ito j i to put a tent around me and I charge e you to get in and see nee Jo Jo 1 i Jo the tho wild man the only human human hu hUe man beast with a long gray whiny beard Learel growing out of his hI neck see Jo Jo-Jo Jo Jo the wild man man man I Unless some of ot you handy candy men I Ideal how to swing awIng this buzzer buzzel deal that'll be me me-M me Mac I |