Show Inevitable But Unfortunate Poppa Drops the Wedding Cake Well it pit has finally happened I. I After all these years of I aro around nd and awkward stumbles and near near misses misses and threats one manI man I h has finally done don doneit it i Poppa dropped the wedding cake I Gordon Taylor Taylor of Kamas blames Momma Momma all all her fault of ot course lie He insists that he told VerUe the lady at the bakery told told him to tobe tobe tobe be sure to bring somebody to hold the cake ake upright in the car so it itI wouldn't upset and be a mess for I Terrys Terry's wedding r Momma says she heard no such thing You know how things are around the h house use when every every- bod body is fired up up with wedding preparations Mess Mesa I Poppa took the tiny car why he wants to tool around in that thing when he has his pick of all the in the book well we'll never know and went to Salt Lake City to pick up the cake among other t things He lie went alone The cake ake was tenderly placed in a b box x about third one as tall tallas tallas tallas as the tiered three wonder Bot Dot tom torn tier was surrounded by doves second tier more doves third I tier surmounted natch hatch by bride and groom All sticky gooey sweet mushy natch patch Poppa Gordon Cordon tilted the front seat out of ot the way placed the box containing the cake on the floor of ot the front seat gingerly put the car in motion arrived at atthe atthe atthe the dip into the street and when he gently put on the brakes he watched the gorgeous hunk of dough topple forward Cental 1 Agony l Screaming S i la Ia mortal m pain Wound wounded buck k Poppa oppa a sank both uc r I oWie Pl sand and tried f fJ At J right it More Ilore ore he with the I cake more he messed it up Buhe But Bu Buthe Buthe he set it up somehow pulled into I a neighborhood store for repairs The lady alone in the store was was frightened when Gordon came stomping in He cant can't stand goop on his hands and had tried to lick it off oft HU His face looked like th that t of ot a mad dog or a half sha shaven ven idiot The lady heard heard- his story viewed t the h e wreckage clucked sympathetically and did her best beat to send him on his way not r rejoicing Exactly what transpired in the Taylor kitchen at unloading time has not been announced But one can imagine cannot one oneT VerUe and friends working for tor more I than an hour to put the delectable dough into presentable condition I Repairs Well Nell DoneThey DoneThey Done DoneThey They did so well in fact that only a few persons in the know realized that the doves were about t to take oft off for tor the ceiling and out the window that the bride atop the rake ake winked one eye ere at everybody and that her groom had hada a sophisticated leer for tor all aU the pretty girls Oh well Ladles all cry at weddings wedding And who is to know whether Momma VenUe VerUe cried be cause it was a a. wedding because her lovely Daughter Terry was so 80 I very lovely or Of because Poppa Gordon had Mil proven so ao well how easy it 1 is to make a 28 cake Jook like a plugged nickel in Just ten seconds O Oh well Poppa Gordon should I Igo Igo go down In deathless pages as sa the only man in history who had the courage to o show bow up at home with What Jen t Most of ot now us-now us now woul woi wouldn't nt we men igen T would haws have headed beaded Ion for th the border |