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Show Get Their Living Eesily. The herring family Is provided an auto malic straining apparatus of the utmost tiucni.es whereby as limy breathe the water through their gills t!i'-;dally they uiHUiiibiii'UjIy sil out food. Thus they have the happim 's of feeding without effort nod of lm.1 r llilir illK WiuioUt SUPpih-- and thus they aland at tho of itlealielio irnmpdoui. eteillna, vry Alarming 6ymptoms. Im afraid Im very ill," sighed the (able dhote fiend. I am afraid there Is something radically wrong with me, that I wont last through the year. Why? Why, hern use I went to a table dhote (liniHr lust night and couldnt I began to hulk at the cut it. KpUgUll. Women Have Stock Show. Not only do English women run ihclr own Louis, but they have their own stock shows. The Womens Agricultural and Horticultural union baa been having aa exhibit It is the first of its kind ever hold, sad no doubt the American woman famer will follow the reports with Interest x a,--- Hard on ths Pig. Foxy Youth. A westorn man has succeeded In Mother All this time of high prices dining with breeding what he calls a fenceless your young man lias This jdg has only one eye, I iis, and now that meat has become a tig. which causes him to travel in a cirlittle cheaper he has Jilted you. cular direction, and thus assures bis libit ter. owner that he will always come home and docs aw ay entirely with the necesThe Only True Glory sity of fences. True glory consists In doing what deserves a place in hlsiory; writing Musket of His Ancestors. wliat deserves to be read; and in so A resident of Wilton, Vt., has an world the happier living ns to make old musket which is said to be a relic and better for our living In It. Tho- - of the days wheu the settlers devoted VCttll. a few hours to an Indian hunt as often as occasion required. The barnine inches long, and rel is four Boots Worn by Great Protector. , In London the other day a pair of tho whole weapon stands over six rilling bools worn by Oliver Cromwell feet. v ere sold for $13. They wero disco v- red 30 years ago during sonic excaCharter Two Centuries Cld. vations a! Caiionhury lower. Islington. Andrew M. Camp, town clerk of Durham, Conn., la In possession of the Test for Steels Hardness. original charter of tho town, dated A method of testing the hardness of 170S, and slgnod liy Gov. Saltonstall. t.ift-- bulls uuod In ball bearings Is to wldeh was recently found among some a old paiMi-- in lh garret of one of ths drop them from a fixed height on to If propan ancient houses at Durham. at set angle. glass plain erly tempered, they rebound into one receptacle, und If they are too soft, Or How Much You Wish to i&ks. tjgry drop into another. Playing golf is not tho way to make money, but only the means of forgetting how much you have and how For the Old and Destitute. For the old and destitute, comfort you mado it. Atlanta Constitution. and home should bu provide. J: which liecn provision, when uilsforluno had Following Precedent. A Pennsylvania bride has left her hy the working of such a system sifted from guilt, wouui , honorable l.iiuead husband's home after a week's honeyof disgraceful to the receiver. Julia moon, because the houc.i he provided Rusklu. was located where copperhead snakes wore, so numerous that It was dangerous to stay there. It will be recalled Peculiar Buslnesa Card. , that the first pair broke up houseIbis business card was recently keeping In Eden because of too maefi placed In the office of a hotel at Wat- snake. Portland Advertiser. kins, N. Y.: "S. P. Rousseau, Justice of the peace. I marry people at aN hours. Also manufacturer of fine bar Wheels to Catch Fish. ucss of all kinds. Franklin street" A curious plan for catching fish Is used on the river Columbia. Wheels are set up In midstream, which as Kind Forgetfulness. they turn caBt the fish into troughs on As years go on It Is kinder after all the river banks. Five tons a" day are to let birthday dates slip Into oblivion. often taken by this process. To a woman as her age depends upon her looks any reminder of the speed Good Manners. with which time Is flying Is a gratuGood manners are to particular soitous Insult. London Throne. cieties what good morals are to society la general their cement and seWoman Town Clerk. Lord Chesterfield Mias Clara McAlplne, acting town curity. clerk of New Hartford, Cenn., la the Measure of 8ucceu. only woman in that state bolding such a position. Mr. Jewell, the regular No man Is sent into the world to bo clerk, being away indefinitely. Miss a lasting failure. Every man voho Is McAlplne qualified for the office. doing his best according to the light that is in him and the opportunities of, fered him Is a success. Yaughai Marble Hear' z.t Rameses. Examining the four vases containing the embalmed Internal parts of the Spoiled the 6cene. One niglit at a country floater body of Rameses II., who died In 1258 II. C., Prof. Lorlct has found Mrs. Siddous was taking the poison the heart as a bony oval plate, re- In IJte last act of some gloomy tragquiring a saw to cut 1L edy, when a boor In the gallery called out: That's right, Molly, soop it oop, ma lass. Heredity and Environment. the Heredity and environment Unkind Aspersion. moldcrs of our destinies! Heredity Ijv (" les Hcrcsford, who has alIs what a man blames his mother for. a Environment is what he blames his ways been a tomperate man, Is now at a lady abstainer. total Recently wife and children for. dinner, cn observing that he took no Ah! I suppose all wiuc, remarkod: have to come to .Keenest Disappointmer. drinkers hard you The worst disappointment that this or later!" comes to a woman is lo have a man fall to disappoint her when she exWhat's io a Name? pected him to. Florida Tlincs-lnlun- . Eaton Alexander runs an eatla'-liouse- " in Evanston, 111., aud a New To Mend Granite Ware. York paicr tells us that a beautiful Fuse together equal parts of sul- widow who was charmed by the Bingphur aud black lead, and melt a por- ing of J. llumblrd Duffy gave up a tion of this in the hole with a hot Iron fortune to become his wife. as In soldering. Ix-c- Criminals Power Over Animals. Few criminals have .possessed B'.n-power over animals as did Lite Span iurd Cineraria, who was years back in Newgale, Ragland, for the brmal minder of a woman on He caught ami llampiiiend lleuth. trmed two rais so thai they would come !H his eall and follow liim ah .l The mice, loo, would an.i wlu-ie- . oi,t of their holes at the of his voice. b t so--"'- What 8ha Would 8ay. Dr. McNamara, of London, who is investigating thu care and education of the poorer children of that city, recently was questioning a class oi small girls on tlio 'daily course of the Hut suppose,'' sun in thu heavens. said lie, "1 told oii that on a day 1 saw the sun rise in the west Fit use, sir.' what would you say?" replied a ll tk- girl, I should say you must have pot up niiiir-- late!' Remarkable Coincidrnccs. a: i. !' The old chapel at : iiiud, was ill Kuo limn In Ucv. II. J. Hook, ilpjirrow a.l l t u . well! the r.tuiiis of the I wo ;u r. Mr Mrs. Marlin was el:.i i l.r.i k, Miss Crow mid fllst N'i ' ;al!M. g::ij were In the in Iarlrid cliaptl itself was sltri-K'lane. Fk-.-.t- h-- ib-.-- l:-e- eoi-gre- . d Convicts Queer Pets. Sparrows, . blackbirds, spiders and sds of even fli s have ull Leen ma-lliy convicts; uiid not Ions ago a fid lltllo story found Its way into the press of liow u Portland lifer named Iersuns was driven iusiiue through the confiscation of a field mouse ho had caught and lamed. Better. drserfed farms in New Make Country- Life - The 12, Of! state certainly indicate a disturbing tendency in the rural population. The young people drift to the cities or "go west, ami when the elders die the farms are often left uncultivated. The hope of betterment here York Ilea In country life being made more attractive. File-perni- o t, s . b-- , (1694-1778)- Fame and Human Happiness. ; Whatever may be the temporary applause of men, or the expressions of public opinion, itr may be asserted without fear of contradiction, that no true and permanent fame can lie founded, except in labors which promise the happiness of munkiod. Charles Sumner. C . alt nnl mission fin ... .! s m Hough tc drive a yinfrom driuk in "! to the on this . sign iu li.o (1 iw .H'wn cafe, where to bacco niy he L. night from a cigar 1st" There is r.n julopot1 or beer 1st yet in the place, und a plain bartender mixes cocktails. 1 Ci : rof-iTo- ! Large New England Tree. Perhaps the largest tree in No in tlio yard of in Chester, VL The Ire England sla-ul- s mensurcs 23 feet In clrcumfcrent-tw- o foet from the ground. Its brum a spread of FiO There n;o seven limb.- - Hl.hai measure 2'i Fit! in diameter. and purs estimate ho cords ol that ilic i.o-.wood. hi-h- ave : - A .- that touch of femininity. Mere Man Never Would Have Thought of Scrub Womans Schema. "You can always detect the aesthetic note In the eternal feminine, said There Is the observant bachelor. the Just as much difference between sexes as there was In that old era I srhen the foxy Ulysses devised his trick to pick Achilles out from a bevy of Greek maidens. Thq other morning I was walking down Broadway to sty office when I noticed a scrub woman coming from her early task in one of the big buildings in the financial district. In her hand she carried a had newspaper that she probably picked out of one of the waste paper baskets. When she got in front of the excavaiion for the big building on llroadway, near Cortlandt street, she stooped and picked up a piece of two-inc- h plank about a foot and a half long. She sloped and wrapped the newspaper around that board and mado a bundle as neat as a box of candy, anil trudged along. A laboring man might or might not have carried that piece of board home, but ie wouldnt have thought of making a package so neat that it gave no suggestion of Its prosaic but useful contents.' N. Y. Press. BAD LANGUAGE Dm.Ur in MERCHANDISE GENERAL Stockton, Utah IN ENGLAND. Upper Classes Adopting Vulgar Worda and Forgetting Grammar. :5SiSS4Z5d Apropos of my recent remarks on the adoption of cockney expressions and the cockney accent by stallholders at A fashionable bazar, says a writer in the Ladys Pictorial, I am not surprised to find that those who are Interested in the English language are taking fright at the terrible havoc that is being made with It by those who ought to know better. As spoken now by the masses, English la practically another language from that spoken, say, 25 years ago by working people. The school board education has given yet another accent and tone to the young person," and it therefore depends upon the upper classes to speak pure English. But It in more than regrettable It is, Indeed, disastrous to find them adopting the hideous twang and meaniugless vulgarisms of expression of their inferiors, clipping g's and disregarding the good old rule that verbs must agree with their nominatives In numher and person. It la sad to think of what our language may have become In a quarter of a century. W. A. FRAILEY DEALER. IN FINE WINES, CIGARS AND LIQUORS The Dier Yen Uke, Always 4 Kept oa Drasigiif nil BIUUR9 III 60SSECT0K StKklH, Utt S if MARY E. BROWN Origin of "Buncombe.'' Buncombe county. North Carolina, has lent its name to the country's vocabulary and is a synonym of hypocritical enthusiasm, not because that Is a characteristic of the people of that region, but because many years ago a member of congress from Buncombe county persisted in 'making a speech when the general exodus of members showed they didnt want to hear it. When it was intimated that he might as well stop, he replied! "Never mind, I'm talking to Buncombe. The word in Its new sense was first applied to the speeches that were made in congress for the express purpose of being sent home to the admiring constituents and later received its present application. Daatar ir General Merchandise DRY GOODS. SHOES And GROCERIES v Erayimiy Weicaie Fa o Race 8uHde. The problem of race suicide will be simplified by the better housing of working peorle. As the result of an experiment costing $1,500,000 by an English manufacturer, a garden colony for employes is reported to have a birth rate of 56 and a death rate of only nine per 1,000; while the children of seven are three Inches taller and seven pounds heavier and those of 11 years are five and one-hal-f inches taller and 20 pounds heavier, than the average of children of the same ages among the laboring classes of Liverpool. 618 88 1 GaU ' R. H. GUNDRY TONSORIAL ARTIST Ng Til plat ptlfilsu, lift stmt stuih M temluiMUrd SMQtt . Wolf-Charme- r. There is announce. I from Rome They Seldom Appreciate. a famoi: A mnu may lie penniless and alii) .of Luca bumer of wolves, lie had so thor- be successful; but his family is not oughly studied their habits and erktf likely to value that kind of success. that he could Imitate- them perfectly and understood th. mood which a ccr Use Up Much Powder. . talu cry lie would give oiH Projectiles for modern tiicir cries In snt-- a manner that they tiring guus require abe.it came li a; u loin, and he Vioui! tlieir weight In powder to fire tii thou l.iil .re them ut will. - Ini'.k-.-ued- Civility. of doing Next to. the consciou-uie.j- i a good action, that or doing a civil one Is most pleasing; aud the epithet which 1 should covet the most, next to ibat of Aristide., would be that of well lord. Lord Clusterlii-id. lnr;;.-rapi- The Accurate 8 cot. . e MU the platform of a little wxyaide railroad station in The distinthe south of Scotland. guished cha'ictcristic of him was the A Scotchman stood on W. H. -- HENNEFKR perfect illustration he afforded of the studied captiousness of the average Scotchman. The station master fell into converenrlon with him, for they And what did seemed acquainted. tlie doctor say to you? he inquired. Oh, replied the traveler, he says theres nocht wrang wT me, but ye ken yersel' that I may doe for a' Pie Vender Had Kick Coming. There is a certain muu fa a litii. northern New England row u who sol s homc-inuufail pastry .it the "Her Wish. each year. The othii- - day be call-- 1 Had All Were Thieves, Right. I wir'ii I l:i 1 a lit lie short hus- on the town officers io ugalii: t Recent burglaries il- - vlie loon!-- ? wailed the wile nf a (ail man. the condlibu of the road loading that! band. have spurred the constable at Vim' You have your wish, her husband from bis house lo the fir ground' Paris, Me., lo extraordinary vigiiuuv "Flu always a till lo short." "Land said he. "no custarJ replied. The other day he took in two tr.inii Cygnets. t otier to cross would over hold pic ex for aud brought them to Ills office Ah many as 20,000 cygnets are killed such that. ;.s riiugbnt'xs aniinutiou. lie found nothing of an la every year to he converted Into dainty Greatest in Adversity. criminating nature about them, wiiih A noble heart, like the sun, show-ctl- i powdtT puffs, to say nothing of tho Innumerable youn birds of the eider they were l:i ids liltSe den, hut its great! si eoimtriir.uce iu i;s W: Know Lets cf Them. n. dLmisscd he aaccr lowest esiaie. ifidney. und wild goose kind slaughtered they that they duck S:ii girls are so same purjiose. The hulk of t,lined IliH i'...y bud innd-- . oiT with a for the ran even eat cum from cob withcii.l several other hin.iil valuable are imported the geese and these lairrh. out you making For Artificial Digestion. i.iiago at lieies. swans from the islands of the Baltic Crocodiles, like osi'lcbes, Fwalhi.v and from Norway and Sweden, and for the stones pursmall anil pebTles the eiders from the northern and IceTo Preserve Life of Posts. 'Twould Ccme I!;:-,- . pose of grinding their food. , bound stas. demmislrat-ndIt has been practically If personal eugm-ii-'- ; could be according to a a English bought and soid it w.- !; be the Many Wrecks in Baltic. A Sign. that poms plant-'i- l iu the ea! th npp. r highest priced coiiii.io-n the sea the Halilc record wreck cf The 1 ban He (sneerlngly) end down last That bunch at the longer world. than that ef any other part Is ours acted as if they table opposite planlrd in the position in wlihh the of greater ilie win id. The average is one a Iren grew. had come from the backwoods. She Teach Students Hort.cLllure. day throughout llie year. Yes. I noticed they had (coldly) Aunt tiun schools riibivite 8,000 rather a primitive way of doing things. Marvelously Woven M Jilin. gardens. The siudeuis i live prac- They saw to it that the women of the . din lias Two Opinions. At Dacca, tical instruction in and party were served before thoy look three woven so ligii: au-- i.no There are iwo opinions upon any tree growing. th2d ours anything to cat thomsrlvcs. and side. Jung oloih. of wrong yards subject; pieces Tales weighed only Translai! d for Jbiiiis.-iinutlby one yard in . The from Fiiegeiido Dialler. .:lu.g.-;lit:'ten and a ltalf i.ii.o.-tJapan'e Progreseive Movement. They All Bay That is a only about In Japan are now pu!.:!. .lied three I met Hngcrllss yesterday; typical woigbt of squall yard of an ounce. baldheaded man. isn't he? times us many liooks a in ilay. Typical? How do you mean?" Why, 1 hadn't known him ten minutes before he was telling me liow his mother used to whip him because his hair was so thick he couldn't keep It combed. i Licensed Barber UTERIEN6ED p-- tl-u- e.-c- wi-.P.- i AND RELIABLE BATH ROOM IN CCNNECH Stocktoa, Utah TIE SENTINEL'S ffiPtfUR WANTED ML CONTEST (. V ODD FOR ONE VOTE I Nk Hr 4 lew 200 LAME 8ts ajc per hour Wages K arisr 50 TEAhU Massed Experience. It may be worth while recording Equipped with Flaixic Wagons that the Ilstlif prominent Chicago citifor Crfding Wrk. zens who are rciHirteil as about to put into effect a new method of raising children comprises live families, with STEADY a total of two children. New York EMMENT Tost Pi s oue-slxi- LAWRENCE W. A Real One. i. - Now weve come to a hitch la the Sal: Lab 6Xy proceedings," us the horse remarked when his master tied him to the Natures Wise Trc(vision. , blacksmith's post. It la a beautiful necessity of our na lure to love |