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Show I FITTING THE GOLF STICK match her walking suit, asd eh? wanted them high because her shirt was of the very short, fashionable length. When site asked for No. I the fat old clerk stared wuudcrlngly hut said nothing. When he had brought the No. 2'a and trlud in vain to squeeze them over I her patent leathers, she only blushed -painfully and begged him to try a pair of threes. Threes went on, hut the rY agony of buttoning them wad too much even for feminine vanity, and with a faint "Ouch!'' she waved them off and cried out for No. 4. Onee more hia itoyal Fatness climbed to the dizzy heights of the topmost shelf and brought down the gaiters But this time he consulted his own thoughts and surreptitiously brouglr down a pair of No. 5e. They slipped on over the patent leather hoots like oil and the fat clerk, with a sigh of relief, started to fasten them tip. Alas! They fastened sll right, hut there was so much space between the lady's ankle and her gaiter that even the fat shoe clerk snw that It was useless to go beyond the third button. "Why," exclaimed the fair customer, "they don't lit er anywhere! The old clerk looked disconcerted. The girl sighed. Then she bent over confidentially and whispered In the veteran aalesinsn'a ear. "Ita terrible! ahe declared sadly. Ive been to nearly every ahoeshop in town and I Just can't gpt fitted. When Once More Hia Royal Fatneaa Climbed they are bid enough to go over my to the Dizzy Height, feet they are milea too big around the out the ugliest and fattest and oldest er ankles. Ray, and she leaned among them and then retired to a over closer, "haven't you got anything dark corner to he litted. It was gaiters to fit a golf stick? I'm from Chicago." aU wanted tan broadcloth gnitera to New York Press. Phe waa a very pretty girl, a trifle (bla. perhajs, lmt jaunty ami dmA I. the kind tliat a mau looks twice at end then turn around surreiiiitloiiuly to gtze after. When she entered the ahoe.hcp the clerk vied with one another to wait upon her. but ahe picked SOU SALTAJR i Salt Lake City Real Estate Association THE yAfiK.EE A returned traveler from Egypt was a guest at dinner In the Republican club a few nights ago, saya a writer in the New York Press. One of his friends asked him what was the most interesting thing he saw in ilia travels. "An Anierlcun," he replied. "He lives down in Maine. lie is a typical Yankee and had never been away from homo before. One day we had been out at the Sphinx and the Pyramids. We had a fellow In our company who knew the story of both as well as a Boston man knows his Bunker Hill or Concord. "When we returned to our hotel this savant accompanied us and kept telling things that happened when the bloom was on the Lotus. We loitered about our hotel for several days. So did the Egyptian. He asked earh one of us if there was anything he had overlooked. If we were in doubt about anything he would enlighten ns without extra charge. This, by the way, waa generous on his part, for we hud tipped him until we were almost broke. After most of the party had passed on the offer, the Yankee from Maine, who hud not been Inquisitive for a week, said to the wise man: "When and where do you fellows have your laundry done? Ive been In this part of the world for acveral weeks and I a wow youve worn the same clothes every day. I havent seen a wash out on a clothesline since I've been In Egypt.' The wise man mude a respectful salaam and passed out. His Egyptian dignity had received a Mont Pelee shake-up.- " HIS PART IN THE AFFAIR If this paragraph is marked with a red cross It Indicates that your subscription to this paper has been settled for three months from that date. If marked with a black cross It baa only two weeka to ran, but unless otherwise notified we shall continue to forward the paper. Third AnnuiI Excursion June 28. 1906 BRIDEGROOM In Sutton, Mass., a generation ago lived i cided, after duo consideration, to marry a young lady In an adjoining town. The day was sci. prepnra'lons were made for the welding and the guests were assembled. The appointed hour arrived and the bridegroom did not appear. Another hour of waiting, and at ill he tarried. The young lady's father became Im. patient. "I'm going to hunt him up," he said. A half hour's drive brought him to the .Marsh home. "Where la Frank?" he demanded. "He went down cellar to pick over some potatoes, seeing it's so rainy," was the response. "What do you mean by not coming to the wedding. demanded the Irate of the lardy prospective father-in-labridegroom. "It rains so hard, I thought you wouldn't have the wedding," Marsh replied: but I'll fix up and ride ha ok with yum, seeing everybody's there. A MERCUR RAIROAI TIME TABLE. CO. SALT LAK Effect! v December 10, HOE 1 VIA 1-- 3 LARGE LIST OF BRIZES This Includes the famous OVERLAND LIMITED MUSIC. snd the new Each ticket purchased for that river. For further information write LOB ANGELES CHICAGO LIMITED PIANOS, Strictly Twentieth Century, Vestl-buleL. H. Harding, General Agent, Salt Electric Lighted Steam HeatOrsana And AR day participates in the Grand Lake. We will arrange all details of ed Trains operating Pullman Palace Prize Drawing. Tickets. 25c your trip. Musical Instrument Sleepera; incomparable Observation and the Can sale Library Dining on very now each, at office of BIG SHOW AT 8ALT LAKE. 1 latest manufacture. Association, 15 West Second For three weeks the New Grand ONLY 43 HOURS, SALT LAKE TO 41 South Mala Street South Street, Salt Lake City. theatre has been crowded to the CHICAGO. Salt taka City, doora by the Ethel Tucker Stock com. City Ticket Office, 201 Main St pany who came to Salt Lake for three BALT LAKE CITY. JTAH. Utah. Space. months' engagement presenting two new each week with special plays The Doctor Isn't Ice getting CO YEARS quit an Hem In your household ex- vaudeville features between each act. The New Grand will be open every EXPERIENCI penses? The Professsor An Item? It's n night with a Wednesday and SaturTHE KEELS? whole page, with a scare head. Chi- day sourvenir matinee for the entire Drunksnnsao Cured, 00-3the best plays 30, 50c, presenting cago Tribune. 1 positive and permanent 55c, presenting the beat playa oband the oplum tlssasra. tainable. dnkeanee. Woman Diamond Agent. ' There is no publicity, For out of town patrons seats will Miss Grace M. Varcoe, of New be reserved and held by addressing dies treated ae privataly ae lU thet Tnaoc Mam own homes. The Keeley tartWA to Demons the New Grand theaYork, has crossed the ocean 21 times the request Utah. Ac. Copyrights $f. Bo. Temple, Belt Lake City, as the agent of an English diamond tre, Suit Lake City, Utah. Has a rtHrb and d CTipOnn aaw talcfclr aMaruin our optima fm wMUur ua merchant. On each trip ahe has had from $160,000 to $300,000 worth of the RRPP.KJWIWII! MJWtRIWIIimitR rraa. UMmc for Meunuu patanu. nt S stones with her. riuatM trteu water unMuh Mui.ii ACb. receive WITHOUT jj REMOVED PI rn g togetol iittu, without eti uva, lutba unnnisTti KNIFE. DELINQUENT NOTICE. US. JOHNSON, Topper Glance Consolidated Mining, etr. a haaSmauIr lltuutnlwl MU. X SI 231 anladoa of ur KMntltls Juurnil. lVrau, IS a Main street Balt takejj South Milling and Smelling Company, a corc - (Opposite Grand Theatre.) Bold b all newedealem fBtr; foarmoniUpfL City. poration; kicatlon of principal place iMiBrMfcv. New York Cut flowers and floral work for) of business, Salt Lake City, Utah. Bt WftiblUtftoa.Xli.Cp Notice. There are delinquent upon all occasions. tlie following described stock on account. of assessment of cent V We make a specialty of shipping per share levied on the 24th. day of A funeral designs Write , telephone April, 1900, the several amounts set opposite the naineB of the respective aor telegraph. share holders aa follows: V d, Beesley Music Co. CU. m 0, i nan s Scientific jfmcrican. hmt j one-fourt- h 4444444 J Phones No. P 106. O. Box 443. 3 1 1000 2100 233 T. W. Jones 184 C. B. Stewart 234 Mayme Parker CRAGER WIRE AND IRON WORK8, Manufacturers of Iron fences, Bank, Office and Counter Railings, Flower Stands, Etc. All kinds of fancy wire and iron work. We do Electro Plating in Nickel and Copper in all the Latest Finishes. Write for Prices. State St Salt Lake City Frank Y. Taylor. Mosea W. Taylor. . 272 Cynthia W. Isaac. . 1750 238 25 10 218 219 2.YJ 275 220 227 48 81) 388 92 90 112 Perkins 1000 II. F. Clark Margaret Clark J. T. Phlnney . K. E. Miller ....10000 Ellen Haynea . W. J. Gardner. T. M. Munford.... 10000 T. M. Munford.... 20000 J. B. Buzzo D. W. Gamble.... 6000 Auelbert Arden . A. S. McCurtaln . A. S. McCurtaln... 5000 A. S. McCurtaln... 10000 527-29-- .. . MAXFiELD VINEGAR CO j Manufacturers of (ft "PURE FOOD" VINEGAR. I 720 South Second West. Factory: Telephone 979-- s j $ RKsvnestBtnnmiwswstjrmwsFMi wn REAL ESTATE AND STOCKS. Tel. 171., Utah National Bank Salt Lake City, Utah. Salt Lake Real Estate the best Investment In the world. Utah Commercial and Mining Stocks the safest in the world. Members Salt Lake Stock and Kilning Exchange. . American Plan, $1.25 to $2.50. European Plan, 50c up. HOTEL HALLS. 8. M. RIDDLE, Manager. Corner Third South and State Streeta, 8alt Lake City, Utah. . ORDER OF US. Goods delivered at your home at Salt Lake prices. Try our Mail Order Department and be satisfied. Groceries, Dry Goods, Hardware Everything. BARNES GROCERY CO.. 143 North First West Street, SALT LAKE CITY. B &tsuAswuteiste'sxsu SMOKE LAPALOMA CIGARSI SThey're High Grade and Unions Made. $ M. MARCU8, Manufacturer. 155 East Third 8outh Street 5 SALT LAKE CITY. eras Lehl American iaJ 144 MT H. N. Winter, Manager. Society, Advertising and Campaign, je Eureka Photo Buttons to order. rcr City Ar. Id! We copy from any slxe or kind of Lv. Wvf return same uninjured. Phopicture Lv. 1:K Mantl, tos on Cuff Buttons, Brooches. Pins, 4:IT Richfield Oil Lockets, etc. Why trust traveling Maryevsle. Ar. No. 1 TliOl'JiTTIUIN: strangers with your choice photos Leaves Thistle 11 .a a. m. when permanent residents guarantee .. Leaves Provo .. ,,.. .11:00 a. n. satisfaction? Leaves American Fork m. a. u;w Cabinet Photos. Stamp Photos. PhoLea tahi U:I7 a. m. Lea Bingham Junctloa .... HI p. m. to Buttons. 49 Main street. Salt take Arrives Balt Lake City 14a p! m. 9G7-P. O. Box 1301. BINGHam bKaWCH. Arrive Telephone Leaves. reducing, etc copying, A-- M. Enlarging, F. M. 1 w p m In photo, take cuT 10JO 10 any kind or size of picture Bingham Junction MJT 1:17 crayon, sepia, pastel, oil. etc. Finest 52 0:40 Revere .u 11.0 consistent with price. Every 9:17 17 Lead Mlr.t 141 grades work absolutely permanent-w- ill of I JO 4 JO Bingham grade ig not fade. Frames and framing. BtlfTON. Gen, Ast- - Pag, JDfiL Ail alsea and grades made up to order. :N nr 0:fl Prov 0:10 Bprlngvtite Fork ;M jy 147 y Ll j, 4 4 4 4 T ry This Route East ON' 4 YOUR NEXT TRIP EAST ASK HAVE YOUR TICKET HEAD VIA I Chicago, M ilwaukee & St. Paul j 4 Railway ' 4 4 4 4 4 4 TWO TRAINS DAILY TO CHICAGO OGDEN TO CHICAGO OR DENVER ANOTHER GOOD CHICAGO. TO ROUTE TO THE EAST IS VIA KANSAS CITY AND THE FAMOUS SOUTHWEST LIMITED. NO EXCESS 4 4 4 4 FARE 4 4 4 4 4 TICKETS OF ALL AGENTS. OR OF TAYLOR BROS. oSvSE10!1!? 01 0:67 4- - 1 Do You Yant Work? WORK FOR EVERYBODY. Teamsters, laborers, Always Wanted. We Furnish All Kinds of Help. DIXON EMPLOYMENT AGENCY. CAUL 63 East First South, Salt Lake City. Buttons. atbound. Buttoned. Ind. 'Phone 923. A. M. Lv. Ar. F. m. A. M. Bell 'Phone 1S72-X- . IriM 1:00 Bait Lake City I ja M:W ; l:lt 1:11 Murray Lv :7 l:N 1:10 Bingham Junctloa Ml MS UTAH PHOTO BUTTON CO. MO Riverton :Z7 IM IM 4, 4-- 1 SALT LAKE R DAILY E A S On May 1906, rate June, of uno fare plus two dollars for round trip to Chicago, Minneapolis, Memphis and west thereof. Limit October Slat, stopovers allowed, west Missouri 2S-2- 8 T'RVLy A "SVVREIGJi HEMEVy OVER-EAGE- 4 nr RAINS- CHEAP RATES EAST VIA COLORADO MIDLAND RAILWAY. Dick Smith, n Quick-witte- d and somewhat eccentric farmer, lived In 117 A. S. McCurtaln... 20000 Brentwood, N. II., and was known by 240 A. S. McCurtaln... 1230 every one In that vicinity for hia 7500 398 E. E. Rich nnd and quaint original expressions, 839 Wr-'Y- f Taylor v.v also for hia aversion to the ehnrch, 182 Elnsell McCurtaln which he was never known to attend, although he did not object to his wife and children doing so. The following story concerning him was related by Deacon Kimball of the Baptist church In that quiet old farming town. A new minister liad Just been settled over the parish, and, being very sealous In his work, had started out to make some pastoral calls and get better acquainted. Driving up to Mr. Smith's house, he found the farmer standing In his yard, and said to him, by way of introduction, that he was the new minister, and would like hia permission to have prayers with the family, and would be I'll Stay Hare and Watch." glad to have him Join them. And in accordance with law and orThe old farmer replied, with a pray. Now Ill tell ye what we'll do. twinkle in hia eye: "Yew know, elder Yew go In the house and pray, and der of the Board of Directors made on the 24th day of April, 190G, so the Bible says we must 'watch and Ill stay out here and watch.' many shares of each parcel of such stock as may be necessary will be sold at public auction at the office of the Secretary. 301 D. F. Walker BuildAndover, N. H, once possessed a store. The boys, taking a short cut, ing. at Salt Lake City. Utah, on the 20th day of June. 1900, at the hour of character In Jerry Robbln, who arrived before him, and said as he 12 M.. to pay the delinquent assessclaimed to have extracted an oil from tered: ments thereon, together with the costs matter the "What's with nose; your rock" "aolid the that would granite of advertising and expense of sale. L. H. GUAY. Secy. cure every human 111 and prolong life Jerry?" "Well, boys, he said, solemnly, "I First publication June in. 1906. until you were tired of it. He somehad a sort of dizzy turn a while Last publication June 24. 196. times drank freely, and the academy an went into the barn to resthack, me, boys," once finding him unconscious When I woke up there waa a black In hia barn, painted, with lunar caus- spot on the side of my nose as big tic. n spot on the side of his nose. as the head of a pin; it PAUMIR PARISIAN kept They tickled bis feet till he roused bigger an' bigger till it got and then sought hiding places that the slzo of a dime. Thinks I to myafforded a good view of bla action. self, it's time this thing stopped, so First he tried to brush the spots I took this here bott!c of oil of granoff. Then he went to the horse trough ite and drew a circle 'round that spot, DYE WORKS to wash It away, hut this only served an that stopped it growin'. Boys," to turn it blacker. Finally he drew he added, impressively, "this snv'rclgn CITV an unctuous circle around It with hia remedy Is all that stood between me precious ointment and started for the an perfoc' niggerhood. NOT 4 -T- Very respectfully. THE PUBLISHERS. - iQrtea WHAT TVJZZLET) SPECIAL NOTICE. C S. Williams, Commercitl Agent, Salt Lake City. 4 J A RpjtitmtawRRRitimim tatatatmiw SHERWOODS MARKET to our own piemises on State Our trade is growing very We like the change. Street Our Lard ia nicely, end we cm give you better service. baa moved from Main Street guaranteed absoiu'ely pure. Both Phones y Sherwood. P-ob- ert ieiiiiiiMiwMiwjw wswuRBwum wswiswsisBiiiswiiswiRRinmMiB 749 & 751 Hate Street, Salt Lake City. Why Pay More? Utih Dental Th. Mart Reliable TVeth mathcxU. Wo Can Sava You Money. Co., 234 Main In th. City. Ktentifle ntractcd without pain by our Fre. with other work. OUR SPECIAL REDUCED PRICXd. vd rubber), 3. Geld erawna. hfh 5 to 5.00. Bridge work, boat, 13.10 to fUOL k., Gold fillings, 11 and up. Other Milan lOo to 7I& TWELVE YEARS PROTECTIVE GUARANTEE. Opso till 8 p. m., Sunday 10 to 3. 'Phone. Ind ZSN: Bolt 77M-EXAMINATION FREE. 234 Ma n St DR. ZIMMERMAN, Mgr. -- T. WAWmiWM Good Service - Good Company Good Meals. That la the happy trinity thatj make happy travelers on Rock lei-'- , and through trains. Through Standard! Sleeper dally Salt take and Ogden to Chicago without change. Arrives In Chicago In tho morning. Wo alee run' through tourist care to Chicago and St Louie. 8teamship tickets on sale to all points In the Old Country, Let ua know whore you wont to go.' We will do tho root "Nothing finer' than the Rock Island Dlnen," Both phenea 244 N. L. DREW, General Agent E. DRAKE, Diet Peas. Agent 106 17th Street Denver, Cole. G. A. BIBLE, Trav. Peak Agt, 1M West Second South St. Salt take City, Utah, |